A Hilarious, Whipped-Up April Fools' Reading List

1 咸 The Right Way for a Lazy Fish to Turn Things Around Angel ErbaoUrban4.9M WordsCompleted 0Votes784.1kRecs432.8kFans

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Salted Fish Fans QQ Group: 575283140 Introduction: My name is Gu Zheng, I specialize in fighting against the system, the strongest academic master, the system for picking up girls, and my sidearms... One word: quarrel with him The new book has now been released in the urban category "I Can Only Travel Halfway" and in the realistic category "Grassroots of the Republic of China", the quality is guaranteed and it is an absolutely conscientious choice.

2 我 I Really Am the God of Thunder Little CorpseUrban848k WordsCompleted 0Votes153kRecs94.1kFans

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I am still the same boy as before, nothing has changed. Thor, the god of thunder.

3 铁 Invincible Iron Palm Wang Xiaojun Zhang XiaohuaUrban1.0M WordsCompleted 0Votes596.2kRecs348.3kFans

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Wang Xiaojun, the fourth heir to the Iron Palm Gang, simply does not believe that there is a so-called martial arts world in modern society. His biggest hope is to inherit the gang leader's position and then sell the gang's courtyard house at a good price to travel around the world. Only then did Wang Xiaojun realize that his sect occupies an important position in the mysterious organization "Martial Arts Association", and his responsibility was to carry forward the sect. He was the future of the sect... Panic!

4 疯 The Mad Knight's Space Age Angry SquirrelLight Novel1.8M WordsCompleted 0Votes613.1kRecs186.5kFans

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"Goldfinger system? Do you think I'm a fool? How can there be any pie in the sky these days? Get out of my head, a new type of fraud? Or is it an alien killing machine training device with hypnotic capabilities?" "No, I am in the void. Chaos, the most feared nightmare of all creatures in the Southern Cross, the inheritor of the supreme god, and... Your sister." "... I only have one sister, no sister!" "No, you do, I am an illegitimate daughter, but your father didn't tell you."

5 相 The Crosstalk Master Tang SifangUrban2.3M WordsCompleted 0Votes945.1kRecs261.6kFans

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This is a novel about reality, a novel about the rise and fall of the cross talk industry over the past few decades, and a novel about folk artists. Crosstalk Master Book Club 551574545 Crosstalk Master Full Subscription Group, you need to screenshot the subscription picture to join the group, 585834469 Project funded by Shanghai Cultural Development Foundation

6 太 What Do I Do About Being So Popular? Let Me Add Some Mushrooms for YouUrban805k WordsCompleted 0Votes240.9kRecs132kFans

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Question: What was it like to find out that you are a handsome man after losing 30 pounds? Anonymous answer: It will waste a lot of time dealing with redundant questions. Follow-up question: I don't understand. Are you really answering my question? I just want to know if I will be pursued by girls after I become handsome! Anonymous answer: Yes, just like living people will be pursued by zombies, please read my answer in "What is it like to be chased by zombies", or read "What to do if you are too popular"!

7 算 I Practice Fortune-Telling Through WeChat Lazy Cat Sticking Out Its TongueUrban903k WordsCompleted 0Votes215.6kRecs278.1kFans

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"Master, everything is not going well for me recently, can you give me some advice?" A well-known domestic actor rushed to Shen Qiong's shop late at night just to ask for advice. Shen Qiong glanced at the other party's information on WeChat (acting skills: 75, dance: 86), he smiled slightly and said four words: "It's better to dance." After a thunderstorm, Shen Qiong found that his mobile phone WeChat had been updated. The new version of 'people nearby' could actually see other people's health, ability, luck, etc... From then on, he used his mobile phone to tell fortunes for others, and embarked on the road to the pinnacle of life! ! ! Group one: 129737778 (general group) Group two: 131972571 (full subscription group)

8 从 Once Upon a Time, There Was a Spirit Sword Mountain His Majesty the KingCultivation2.9M WordsCompleted 26Votes126.8kRecs659.3kFans

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The Spirit Sword Sect was founded in 4233 in the Kyushu Calendar. It has been committed to providing first-class immortal cultivating talents to the industry for thousands of years. It is now one of the five super-grade sects of the Ten Thousand Immortals Alliance. The leader, Feng Yin, serves as the seven standing elders of the Ten Thousand Immortals Alliance and has unparalleled cultivation. The Spirit Sword Sect adheres to the theme of peace and development, and the core values ​​of the sect are seeking truth, goodness, and seed. In order to further expand the strength of the sect and replenish fresh blood, it is planned to hold an Immortal Ascension Conference in the near future, and we sincerely invite elites from all walks of life to come. Still the original moral integrity Still as funny

9 懒 The Lazy God Takes Over You Wouldn't KnowUrban3.5M WordsCompleted 1Votes346.6kRecs204.3kFans

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Ever since he was possessed by the Lazy God and had an infinite amount of useful energy in his body, Nan Ming has become lazy... Everything he does consumes energy, and it hurts not to be lazy! Take two steps and the wasted energy can turn the flashlight into a laser sword. Sweeping the floor, the wasted energy can turn the voice assistant into artificial intelligence. Carrying a bucket of water, the wasted energy can turn the quadcopter into an invincible flying robot. In addition to food, energy also needs to be supplemented by various positive energies. Sense of achievement, satisfaction, happiness... In order to collect more energy, Nan Ming began his dream life as a young man who was lazy, enjoyed sex, and was willing to help others. The most luxurious thing in the world is to walk through the long streets with you.

10 仙 The Immortal Realm’s Online Livestream 38 PrawnUrban4.0M WordsCompleted 0Votes395kRecs359.5kFans

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As a male online anchor, Zhang Xiaodong discovered that a group of immortal bosses suddenly appeared in the live broadcast room! "There is a bright moonlight in front of the bed. My name is Guo Gang! The person standing next to me is Teacher Lu Qian." Zhao Gongming, the God of Wealth, rewarded more than a dozen gold ingots and shouted loudly, "Hey~ I know! I know! Smoking, drinking, and perming your hair!" "Brother Monkey!! You are really amazing! The Five Elements Mountain cannot hold you down." After hearing this, the Great Sage was filled with emotion and rewarded! "Seventy-two Transformations of Earthly Evil"! Zhang Xiaodong, a super internet celebrity male anchor who lives in the world and is famous in the fairy world! (The new book "Who Let This Immortal Cultivator Receive Social Security" has been steadily updated. Readers are welcome to appreciate it)

11 最 The Ultimate Anti-Trope System Supreme CommonerCultivation4.5M WordsCompleted 16Votes895.7kRecs1.3MFans

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The most powerful counter-routine, my backhand is just a routine, sweeping across the invincible opponents in the world of immortality, just ask who else is there? Look down on life and death, if you don't accept it, do it! "Young people, when I started doing routines, you were still wearing crotchless pants!" Xu Que embarked on a routine road. Every day he was either doing routines or on the way to routines!

12 放 Release That Witch Two EyesWestern Fantasy3.4M WordsCompleted 815Votes7.3MRecs6.1MFans

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Cheng Yan originally thought he had traveled to the European Middle Ages and became a glorious prince. But the world seems to be different from what I thought? Witches are real and have magical powers? The witch farming article will carry out farming to the end. The new book "Tiandao Equation" has been released, please feed it!

13 发 Send a WeChat Message to Heaven Rhythm Under the Desk LampUrban3.2M WordsCompleted 0Votes497.2kRecs348.1kFans

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When Qin Fen opened the WeChat account of Tianting Moments on his mobile phone, he found that his life had changed, but the changes in Tianting were even more shocking. If you want some good ideas, fine, give me something in exchange. I'm not picky about food. New book uploaded "It's terrible, the god is obsessed with me again" PS: I have passed the internal visa. As for my character, I have integrity. Is that okay? Please give me some points, please support me, please support me. Group one (566830963), group two (366756421) are full, Full booking V group (513424835)

14 重 The Reborn Perfect Era The Young Master Doesn't SingUrban5.9M WordsOngoing 3Votes4.1MRecs1.8MFans

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Li Mu, a veteran programmer, was kicked back by fate when he was taking the college entrance examination in 2001. He patted his butt with joy, got up and embarked on a path destined to be awesome. After a new life, Li Mu has his own pursuit. Making money is just the initial stage of being a good person. As for appearing in Time Magazine, dominating the IT industry, and aspired to the Forbes list, it can barely be regarded as the intermediate stage of life. As for what is the highest state of being good, Li Mu believes that there are the following three points. : Be the godfather of famous people; Be the idol of the rich; Be the godfather of great people... It is inevitable to establish a reader group: 526459805. Welcome to come in and talk nonsense.

15 修 Cultivation Chat Group (The Daily Life of a Chat Group) Legend of the PaladinUrban8.5M WordsCompleted 255Votes17.6MRecs15.7MFans

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One day, Song Shuhang accidentally joined a communication group for senior Xianxia chuunibyou patients. The group members in the group all referred to each other as 'fellow Taoists', and the group's business cards were various palace masters, cave masters, real people, and heavenly masters. Even the lost pet dog of the group owner is called a big demon dog and ran away from home. All day long we talked about refining alchemy, entering secret realms, practicing exercises, etc. Suddenly one day, after diving for a long time, he suddenly discovered that... Every member of the group was actually a cultivator, the kind who could move mountains and seas and live for thousands of years! Ahhhhh, the worldview was completely shattered overnight! Book Club Group: Jiuzhou No. 1 Group: 207572656 Jiuzhou Group No. 2: 168114177 Jiuzhou Group No. 3: 165210665 (New) Jiuzhou Group No. 1 (VIP book club group, verification required) 63769632

16 异 The Unusual Creatures Chronicle YuantongSci-Fi5.2M WordsCompleted 410Votes6.1MRecs2.5MFans

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Hao Ren, as his name suggests, is a good man. His ideal is to live a peaceful life and be a small landlord who is not very poor but cannot make a fortune - at least until a bunch of crazy creatures live in his house. A remote and old house, a bunch of abnormal alien creatures, and a labor contract from "gods". The three elements combined made Hao Ren the busiest landlord and the most capable nanny in the world. The story of the most chaotic, strange and abnormal room landlord begins here. "From the day I pressed my thumbprint on the labor contract, I knew I was on a pirate ship..."

17 史 The First Demon in History Shui ShanEastern Fantasy565k WordsCompleted 0Votes337.6kRecs81.4kFans

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A small citizen who is always unlucky suddenly, a piece of jade that can create monsters, a group of electrical monsters who like to cause trouble... Chen Mo's quotations: I picked up a little loli. She loves killing monsters and killing demons, and she also loves ice cream. Her biggest hobby is using magic spells. I have a Greek fiancée, and she is jealous of my boss. The problem is that they will transform when they break out... I have a group of monster pets, the rice cooker likes to rob banks, the laptop likes to play hackers, and the mobile phone always imitates my voice to pick up girls. As for the battery car - well, it is working hard to practice and strive to evolve into a Cadillac as soon as possible! Just to buy a house and a car, I actually had to collect a bunch of inexplicable scraps of jade, find a way to get rid of bad luck, and have to fight with a group of gods and monsters! But in the end, they actually said that I was... Meow, it was none of my business, I was just a food delivery guy, okay? Please note before reading that this book focuses on relaxed and interesting urban life, and is not an upgrade to the Tao Bao Cultivation style. Please do not eat or drink while reading to avoid contaminating the screen or choking your esophagus while laughing. Please do not imitate the use of electrical appliances after reading this... I bet that your rice cooker can only cook rice, but it will definitely not steam elixir!

18 史 The Biggest Mess in History Zhang XiaohuaUrban1.8M WordsCompleted 22Votes1MRecs1.6MFans

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I'm so unlucky, really When people travel through time, I can only be transported through time When people pick up girls, I can only be attracted by girls... In my "several" pawnshops, I received a series of customers named Jing Ke, Li Bai, Guan Yu, Qin Shi, etc., And a series of hilarious stories happened This book has a strong spoof atmosphere, and cultivation, time travel, city, and love are all indispensable. That's why it's called "the greatest chaos in history."