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2 重EN Rebirth of a God-Tier Academic Ace. 重生之神级学霸 Zhi Niaocun志鸟村Urban4.5M WordsCompleted Yang Rui, a lecherous, pudgy man with a graduate degree in biology, was unemployed after graduation. By a twist of fate, he became an all-around star tutor at a cram school, then took a tumble and landed in 1982 as a tall, handsome repeat college entrance exam student, with a head full of books and reference materials to boot. The college entrance exam acceptance rate was low in the 1980s? Listen up, everyone. Learn from me... This is the story of a rather impure technician. 0Votes3.8MRecs703.5kFans

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Yang Rui, a chubby, somewhat sleazy graduate student in biology, lost his job after graduation. By a twist of fate, he became an all-around top-notch lecturer at a cram school. Then, he stumbled back to 1982 and became a tall, handsome college entrance exam retaker, his head brimming with books and materials. Was the college entrance exam pass rate really that low in the 1980s? Students, follow my lead… This is the story of a technician with impure morals.

6 野 Wildness Reigns 野性为王 Too Wide过宽Urban2.5M WordsOngoing Wilderness: birds and beasts, flowers and insects, fish and bugs. Taking two chubby pandas to the Spring Festival Gala to wish everyone a happy New Year made the people of China remember the name Ji An. A photo of him bare-chested in an animal-hide wrap, walking alongside lions on the Serengeti, made him famous worldwide. Wrestling orangutans, going undercover in wolf and lion packs, and livestreaming among wild beasts, he’s one of a kind. Starting with livestreams of walking dogs, then fishing, 0Votes490.9kRecs235.5kFans

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Wildness: birds and beasts, flowers, birds, fish and insects. Leading two chubby pandas onto the Spring Festival Gala to wish everyone a Happy New Year made the name "Ji An" unforgettable for the Chinese people. A photo of him shirtless, wearing an animal skin, walking alongside lions on the Serengeti plains made him a global sensation. Wrestling with gorillas, infiltrating wolf packs and lion prides, and livestreaming while mingling with wild animals are all unique experiences for him. Starting with live streaming of walking dogs, then fishing, wildlife parks, safari jungles, and oceans, the boy gradually grew into the king of urban beasts.

8 蚁 The Ant Bandit 蚁贼 Send a Drop of Blood Across a Thousand Miles千里送一血Sci-Fi1.2M WordsCompleted K lifeforms have invaded, and Earth's insects have mutated. Tang Yu was bitten by a mutated bug and died from his injuries. When he awoke reborn, he discovered that he had become an ant, the world's smallest ant: a thief ant. P.S. 0Votes37.5kRecs43.7kFans

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K-life forms invade, causing mutations in Earth's insects. Tang Yu was unfortunately bitten by a mutated insect and died. When he was reborn, he found himself transformed into an ant, the smallest ant in the world—the thief ant. PS's new book, "Astral Cockroach," has been uploaded. Please support it!

9 超 The Super-Genius Kindergarten 超神幼稚园 Silver Commemorative Coin银色纪念币Urban740k WordsCompleted You think kindergartens are full of little kids? Then you are wrong! Have you ever seen a little kid with a 36D bust? "By the lifespan of a nine-tailed fox, I am only two years old!" the pretty little nine-tailed fox said, cupping her hands before her face with an adorable expression. Then have you ever seen a little kid who could punch a cow to death? "Principal, can I hop while I talk?" the baby Hanzhi said, rolling her dead-fish eyes as she hopped along. "Principal, Principal, I am the most w 0Votes98.7kRecs127.8kFans

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You think kindergarten is full of little kids? You're wrong! Have you ever seen a 36D baby? "According to the lifespan of a nine-tailed fox, I'm only 2 years old!" The little nine-tailed fox girl held her hands, looking adorable. Have you ever seen a kid who can kill a cow with one punch? "Director, can I speak in hopping motions?" The Drought Demon Baby asked, its dead fish eyes rolling as it hopped along. "Headmistress, headmistress, I'm the best behaved..." "You're the worst! Gou Ritian! Put your pants on right now, you're making the air spark from your friction!!" Ever since he returned from Nanshan Mental Hospital, Jiang Xuan hasn't had a single day of peace! "Reporting to the director, I am a normal human being!" "Master, stop joking. What's the meaning of a 60-year-old monk like you coming to kindergarten?"

12 杀 Break Out of the Matrix: Origin 杀出矩阵：起源 Lost Fish迷路的鱼Urban1.1M WordsOngoing Matrix, in its original sense, is the place where life is nurtured, the beginning of all origins. When all kinds of virtual monsters that should not exist in reality appear in the real world, and humanity faces the unprecedented supernatural object known as the Matrix Game, an unprecedented human crisis is about to return. On the eve of this crisis, Lu Li is accidentally trapped inside the Matrix Game. There, he must survive against all odds and overcome one deadly game after another, gaining th 0Votes273.6kRecs135.4kFans

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The word "Matrix" originally means the place where life is conceived, the origin of everything. When various virtual monsters that shouldn't exist in reality appear in reality, and when humanity faces the unprecedented supernatural object of the "Matrix Game," an unprecedented human crisis is about to begin. On the eve of this crisis, Lu Li is accidentally trapped in the "Matrix Game." In the "Matrix Game," he must fight for survival and solve one deadly game after another, thereby gaining the opportunity to change his own destiny and becoming the key and turning point to change the fate of humanity.

13 就 Just Try Telling Me That Doesn't Make You Mad 就问你气不气 Autumn Knife Slashes Fish秋刀斩鱼Urban1.1M WordsCompleted Copying books gets you castrated. Stirring things up at the drop of a hat. He is the eunuch king cursed by thousands and the most hated troublemaker in the entertainment industry! Tang Jian: “Sigh, I’m desperate too! Ever since I got the [Universe-Invincible, Anger-Everyone-to-Death, Heaven-Won’t-Answer-Your-Calls-and-Earth-Won’t-Respond System], I feel uncomfortable if I go even one minute without angering someone!” Before entering the pit: The opening is mildly toxic. This is an entertainment- 0Votes273.5kRecs252.1kFans

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He's a eunuch for copying books. He's always stirring up trouble. He's the universally condemned "Eunuch King," and the most hated troublemaker in the entertainment industry! —Tang Jian: "Sigh, I'm desperate too! Ever since I acquired the [Invincible System That Makes People Infuriated and Is Unresponsive], I feel restless if I don't infuriate someone for even a minute!" —A word of caution before you start: The beginning is a bit toxic. This is a lighthearted and humorous novel with positive energy! If you click on it, you'll find that this book is quite funny, hilarious, touching, and quite enjoyable! P. S.: My completed novel of the same genre, *Master of Chinese Entertainment*, is passable. My new book, *The Prodigal Director*, is currently being serialized...

14 仙 Renegade Immortal 仙逆 Er Gen耳根Xianxia6.6M WordsCompleted Follow the natural order, and you remain mortal; defy it, and you become immortal. It all comes down to a single thought... The Renegade Immortal anime premieres on Tencent Video on September 25. New episodes air every Monday at 10:00, with VIP members getting two episodes early. Join us in the anime to witness Wang Lin’s lifelong devotion all over again! 204Votes4.2MRecs5.7MFans

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To follow the crowd is to be mortal, to defy it is to become an immortal; it all depends on a single thought in one's heart… The animated series "Xian Ni" will premiere on September 25th and air every Monday at 10:00 AM on Tencent Video. VIP members can watch two episodes in advance. Join us to witness Wang Lin's lifelong dedication once again in this animated series!

17 莲 Lotus Treasure Mirror 莲花宝鉴 Fried Bun油炸包子Eastern Fantasy2.2M WordsCompleted If you fail, I’ll help you castrate yourself: The Lotus Treasure Mirror. This is a story about a boy’s martial arts technique. A poor man is forced to learn a sinister art. Until he masters it, he must stay away from women, or The Lotus Treasure Mirror will snip him into a eunuch with a single “click”! 0Votes1.5MRecs482.3kFans

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If that fails, I'll help you castrate yourself—from *The Lotus Mirror*. This is a story about a virgin's martial arts technique. A pitiful man was forced to learn a vicious martial arts method. Before he mastered the technique, he was forbidden from having any contact with women, otherwise the Lotus Treasure Mirror would "snap" and castrate him!

19 重 Reborn to Raise Pigs in the Countryside 重生之乡村养猪 Great Mountains and Dark Waters大山黑水Urban749k WordsCompleted A different kind of rebirth: we start by raising pigs… 0Votes10.6kRecs21.3kFans

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A different kind of rebirth, we started by raising pigs... Friends, Blackwater's new book is out! "Playing with the Godly Rich System"—please go and add it to your favorites to support it. Thank you so much!

20 硬 Hardcore Crisis 硬核危机 Lost Fish迷路的鱼Sci-Fi1.3M WordsCompleted Lu Yuan has a USB drive containing more than a dozen movies. When he discovers he can freely draw objects from those movies and bring them into the real world, it seems like an incredible opportunity! But disaster follows close behind. The dangers caused by the mutated USB drive are gradually threatening the safety of the entire real world. 0Votes259.8kRecs200kFans

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Lu Yuan has a USB drive containing more than a dozen movies. When he discovers that he can freely extract items from these movies and bring them into the real world, it's an incredible opportunity! However, disaster is also on its way. The crisis brought about by the mutated USB drive is gradually threatening the safety of the entire real world. Book club: 137646531

21 飞 After Ascension 飞升之后 Huangfu Qi皇甫奇Eastern Fantasy3.5M WordsCompleted The Demon Realm, the Blood Clan, the Angel Clan, and humanity stand as four great powers in a vast universe. After the first War of Gods and Demons, humanity is defeated and forced to sign the humiliating Ancient Pact. Humanity begins its degrading policy of mere survival, quietly recovering its strength... Countless eons later, an unremarkable human master ascends to this realm. Gazing at the desolate lands of antiquity and the ruined mountains and rivers, he lets out a furious roar. The mighty 1Votes1.5MRecs836.2kFans

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In the vast universe where the Demon Realm, Vampires, Angels, and Humans coexist, humanity was defeated in the First War of Gods and Demons, signing the humiliating "Primordial Agreement" in the ancient past. Humanity began a policy of humiliation and subjugation, silently recuperating… Countless billions of years later, an unknown human master ascended to the heavens. Gazing upon the desolate ancient land, at the ravaged landscape, he roared in fury. The grand Second War of Gods and Demons slowly unfolded with this human's roar. Humanity was destined to win; this was destined to be a brutal war…

22 史 The Greatest Abbot in History 史上第一方丈 Arrow Up the Sleeve袖里箭Urban1.8M WordsOngoing In a modern world where Zen Buddhism has nearly died out, Su Wen is the abbot of a temple. He grows the monastery, trains warrior monks, opens a martial arts school, performs funeral rites, catches ghosts, farms, and spreads the Buddhist teachings to save all living beings, eventually becoming the imperial preceptor. Benefactor, I can tell you have an extraordinary physique. Why not join my order, set aside your troubles, and attain transcendence? 0Votes245.6kRecs190.5kFans

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In a modern world where Zen Buddhism is nearly extinct, Suwen, as the abbot of a temple, develops the temple, trains martial monks, runs a martial arts school, performs rituals for the deceased, exorcises ghosts, and farms. He spreads Buddhism, saves all sentient beings, and eventually becomes the National Preceptor. I see that you have extraordinary talent and potential. Why don't you join my school, let go of your troubles, and attain enlightenment? Reader group number: 584967041

25 史 The Biggest Mess in History 史上第一混乱 Zhang Xiaohua张小花Urban1.8M WordsCompleted I'm truly unlucky, really. Other people transmigrate, while I can only be transmigrated into. Other people pick up girls, while I can only be picked up by girls... At my umpteenth pawnshop, I received a series of clients named Jing Ke, Li Bai, Guan Yu, Qin Hui, and so on, leading to one hilarious story after another. This book is packed with comedy, and cultivation, transmigration, urban life, and romance are all indispensable. That is why it is titled The First Great Chaos in History. 12Votes1MRecs1.6MFans

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I'm so unlucky, really. Others time-travel, but I can only be the one time-traveled. While others are chasing girls, I'm just a girl being chased... In my numerous pawnshops, I've served a series of clients named Jing Ke, Li Bai, Guan Yu, Qin Hui, and many more, leading to a series of hilarious stories. This book is full of parody, and it includes elements of cultivation, time travel, urban life, and romance. Hence the title "The Most Chaotic in History".

26 重 Giant Lizard of the Deep Forest 重林巨蜥 People Shouldn't Toy with People人勿玩人Western Fantasy2.3M WordsCompleted An adventure about a lizard growing into a mighty dragon, and a chronicle of war between fantasy and technological civilizations. Through the eyes of a dragon, let us experience the grandeur of warfare among the stars. 0Votes296.3kRecs160.2kFans

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This is an adventure story of a lizard growing into a dragon, and also a war history of fantasy and technological civilizations. Let us experience this magnificent war in the cosmos from the perspective of a dragon.

28 美 The Gourmet’s Supplier 美食供应商 The Cat Who Can Cook会做菜的猫Urban6.0M WordsCompleted “In the distant East, there is a strange little restaurant that has turned down Michelin three-star ratings several times. It’s expensive: a bowl of egg fried rice with soup costs RMB 288. Oh, I forgot, it also comes with a plate of pickles. Even so, plenty of people line up for a table. The restaurant doesn’t take reservations. You have to queue in person, and countless people fly in on private jets just to get in line. Of course, there’s no place to park your plane or your car. The service is 8Votes8.3MRecs3.3MFans

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"In the far East, there exists a strange little shop that has repeatedly refused Michelin three-star ratings. The prices are exorbitant; a bowl of fried rice with soup costs 288 RMB, oh, and it includes a side of kimchi, yet even so, long queues form. They don't accept reservations, only walk-ins, and countless people arrive by private jet specifically to queue, though of course, no parking or landing spots are provided. The service is appalling; customers are expected to serve themselves, clear their own dishes, and even wipe the tables! Good heavens, this owner must be insane." —Michelin Guide Foodie group, everyone is welcome to join and chat: 526149614 Dragon Tiger Fight Main Group: Subscribe to all accounts to join! 577415455 Cai Mao appears unpredictably~

29 我 I Am a Mage 我叫术士 Passing Through the Mortal World穿过红尘Urban4.0M WordsCompleted This is a story about a game in the real world. Fang Shi had lost his job again. Then, while playing a game, an accident happened, and he discovered that he had become a game character in real life: a warlock. With this interesting and novel identity, Fang Shi embarked on an entirely new journey through life. Through one encounter after another, conversations with people of all kinds, repeated setbacks and moments of joy, and the many things he lost and gained, Fang Shi gradually grew and change 0Votes175kRecs108.8kFans

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This is a story of a game in the real world. Fang Shi loses his job again and has an accident while playing the game. He then discovers that he has become a real-life game character, a sorcerer. Thus, Fang Shi begins his new life journey with this interesting and novel identity. Through a series of encounters and meetings, through interactions with diverse personalities, through repeated setbacks and joys, through repeated losses and gains, Fang Shi unknowingly grows and transforms. Let's follow his urban adventures and observe and reflect on the truth of life from a completely new perspective.

32 天 Alien Parasite 天外寄生 Lost Fish迷路的鱼Sci-Fi1.5M WordsCompleted Black technology originally referred to scientific technology developed independently by nonhuman beings, far beyond humanity's current technological and intellectual capabilities, and even lacking scientific basis or violating the laws of nature. Used for good, this technology from beyond its time can advance human civilization; used for evil, it can destroy it. Chen Yang, a regular human from Earth, has been parasitized by an extraterrestrial creature. Now he faces a difficult question: having 0Votes118.5kRecs144.5kFans

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"Black technology" originally refers to scientific and technological advancements developed independently by non-humans, surpassing existing human technology and understanding, and even lacking scientific basis and violating natural principles. Such technology, transcending its time, can advance human civilization if used for good, but can destroy it if used for evil. Chen Yang, who was parasitized by extraterrestrial creatures, was originally an ordinary human on Earth, but now he needs to face a problem: how should he use the technology that surpasses the current level? However, before that, he had to face another problem: the extraterrestrial creature parasitizing him was not an easy partner to get along with; on the contrary, even the most despicable criminal could not describe its evil. Its attitude toward humanity is related to the future of mankind. For its own sake and for the sake of all mankind, Chen Yang must first learn how to get along with an "alien".

33 材 The Materials Empire 材料帝国 Qi Cheng齐橙Urban2.5M WordsCompleted Materials are the foundation of industry and the cornerstone of an industrial power. Qin Hai, a materials science expert from the twenty-first century, transmigrated to a small agricultural machinery factory in 1985. From then on, every regret would finally be erased, and every glory could be rewritten. Electrical functional materials, optical functional materials, biomedical functional materials, superconducting materials, nanomaterials, chemical thin-film materials, smart materials, sensitiv 0Votes521kRecs590.7kFans

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Materials are the foundation of industry and the cornerstone of a major industrial power. Qin Hai, a materials science expert from the 21st century, travels back in time to a small agricultural machinery factory in 1985. Thus, all regrets are resolved, and all glory is rewritten. Electrical functional materials, optical functional materials, biomedical functional materials, superconducting materials, nanomaterials, chemical thin film materials, smart materials, sensitive materials, hydrogen storage materials... All sorts of amazing materials can be found in "Materials Empire".