This Cabbage Is a Little 'Poisonous': The Divine Farmer Is Gone, Come Try These 💥 New Sprouts 这颗白菜有点『毒』·神农已死等你收💥幼苗试『读』

🆘 I'm getting more and more poisoned. It's reached my very core. Rescue in progress... ⏪ Storytelling version As the saying goes: A newborn calf fears no tiger A know-it-all fool talks big Where there's poison, I dive right in Now I regret it, but it's too late ⏪ Straight-talk version Some books treat readers like pigs. Some aren't meant for people at all, only gods. Some have fallen apart, while others are still around but have become unrecognizable. Am I right? 🌚 I hear there's a prize. I don't want anything else: see that little star below? Just tap it to light it up. Let's start with a small goal, 💯, and get this list to a hundred books Criteria ① No more multiple couples ② Signed or not, I don't care if it's paywalled ③ I've already tested them for poison!! ④ Watermelons drop at random 🍉 ⏪ Shennong's Last Will: A Version for Venting Alas, I regret ever starting! One day of poison: almost negligible, mild. Drink plenty of hot water and get more sleep. Three days of poison: slight. A few doses of medicine should do the trick. A week of accumulated poison: moderate. Still curable with the right medicine. A full month: severe. With careful treatment, it can still be contained. Now it's seeped into my very core, keeping me awake at night and making my head spin. I can't bear to see another new sprout. When I do, my back turns cold and my throat itches terribly. Please, have a heart and donate some books early. Otherwise... otherwise I'll make you put on a long gown and write up another hundred or so poisonous weeds... P.S. 🙏 Please don't send flowers. I'm still alive~ Please don't send flowers. I'm still alive~ Please don't send flowers. I'm still alive~ ❌ A general reply: I haven't subscribed to some of these books on this account. Once again, this is a list of new sprouts, new sprouts!! In other words, they were still new when I read them. Testing a book for poison does not mean I've read the whole thing. Thanks. (If you still don't get it after all this detail, I give up.)