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1 最 The Ultimate Cheat Move 最强骚操作 Wutong Fire梧桐火Light Novel373k WordsCompleted [Hilarious Gag Style] A female ghost is pinning me down in my sleep, but I already have a wife. How do I turn her down awkwardly yet politely? Can a walnut that got caught in a door still boost your brainpower? Failure isn't scary! What's scary is still believing that saying. When you think you're ugly, poor, and utterly useless, don't despair, because at least your judgment is still right. Li Sao was born with an outrageous level of sass, and now he's gotten the sassiest System in history. He p 0Votes184.7kRecs67.2kFans

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[Hilarious Jokes] I was sleeping when a female ghost pressed down on my bed. I already have a wife. How can I politely but awkwardly refuse her? Can a walnut that's been pinched in a door still boost brain function? Failure isn't scary! What's scary is believing that statement. When you feel ugly, poor, and worthless, don't despair, because at least your judgment is still correct. Li Sao, naturally flamboyant and unrestrained, obtains the most flamboyant system in history, allowing him to showcase all sorts of amazing and unconventional maneuvers, becoming even more flamboyant and powerful! In short, this is the story of a young man saving humanity through his flamboyant skills… [Join the "Strongest Flamboyant Maneuvers" 1000-member Flamboyant God Group: 629651939]

2 我 I Am the President of a Virtual Reality Game Company 我是虚拟现实游戏公司总裁 Demon Pen恶魔钢笔Sci-Fi1.6M WordsOngoing During an interview with reporters from around the world, Li Ang spoke freely: “When I’m out of money, of course I have to make something. If I don’t, I won’t have any money to spend.” “Getting financing? No way. I’ll never do that in this lifetime.” “I don’t know how to go public and cash out, so I can only make this stuff (games) to scrape by. That’s how it is.” “Today’s players are all talented, and they’re so nice to talk to. I love making games for them.” “Going to the game forums feels jus 0Votes274.3kRecs184.3kFans

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When interviewed by reporters from various countries, Li Ang spoke eloquently: "We're out of money, but we definitely have to do it. If we don't, we won't have any money to spend." "It's impossible to raise funds. It's impossible for me to raise funds in my entire life." "I don't know how to raise money through an IPO, so I can only barely make a living by making this (referring to games). That's how it is." "Today's players are all talented and have great conversation skills. I really enjoy making games for them." "Entering the game forum is like coming home; I even go in for a stroll on New Year's Eve." "Making games feels much better than going out and partying!" P. S.: This book focuses on game development and doesn't contain any random or nonsensical writing. P. S.: I already have a completed work with over a million words, and updates are incredibly stable, so please feel free to add it to your collection. Ppps: This book is for cuteness, meme battles, flirting, group: 254332753

3 山 The Mountain Hermit's Miscellany 山野杂家 Feng Er凤尔Urban841k WordsCompleted Bound to the game “The Hundred Schools of Thought,” he lives in seclusion deep in the mountains. He spends his free time farming, reading, tending to the sick, and occasionally doing a bit of carpentry... So why do so many famous celebrities keep showing up, each hoping for a chance to meet him? 0Votes330.4kRecs325.2kFans

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He is tied to the "Hundred Schools of Thought" game and lives in seclusion in the deep mountains and forests. In my spare time, I farm, read books, visit doctors, and occasionally do some carpentry... But why do so many celebrities and superstars flock here, just to catch a glimpse of him? Book lovers' exchange group: 222750811

4 聊 The Great Sage of Liaozhai 聊斋大圣人 Offering Flowers Before the Buddha佛前献花Mystery & Supernatural2.4M WordsCompleted Ten thousand mu of fertile land, hundreds of servants, a grand mansion… Li Xiuyuan transmigrates into the body of a landlord’s eldest son. With no ambition whatsoever, he plans to live as a wastrel, acting like a spoiled young master, flirting with beautiful maids, and riding out in fine clothes. Until one day, he suddenly discovers that his family lives in Guobei County, and that there’s a Lanruo Temple outside the county… 4Votes264.5kRecs467.5kFans

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Tens of thousands of acres of fertile land Hundreds of servants A grand mansion... Li Xiuyuan transmigrated and became the eldest son of a landlord's family. Lacking any ambition, he originally intended to be a spendthrift. To be a spoiled brat, Teasing Mei Bi, Dressed in fine clothes and riding a spirited horse. Until one day he suddenly discovered that his home was in Guobei County, and there was a Lanruo Temple outside the county...

5 汉 The Son of Heaven at the End of the Han Dynasty 汉末天子 The King Is Not a Tyrant王不过霸Historical1.9M WordsCompleted He travels through time and space, returning in spirit to the end of the Han Dynasty. Waking up as an emperor sounds pretty good, except his circumstances are nothing like what he was promised. Outside, warlords have carved up the realm, and the land lies in ruins. Inside, treacherous ministers hold him hostage, leaving him no freedom. Liu Xie feels the pressure. To change his tragic fate and enjoy the 0Votes349.9kRecs234.8kFans

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[My new book, "Back to Ancient Times to Become a Master Craftsman," has been signed and uploaded.] Time travel transports him back to the late Han Dynasty, where he wakes up as the emperor. This is certainly possible, but the emperor's situation seems quite different from what was expected. Externally, warlords are carving up their territories, the country is fragmented, and internally, rebellious ministers threaten him, leaving him deprived of his freedom. Liu Xie feels immense pressure. To change his tragic fate and to enjoy the privileges of an emperor, Liu Xie decides he must fight back. Famous ministers and fierce generals are a must, and a harem… well, that's possible too. In short, this is the story of a puppet emperor's gradual rise to power.

6 都EN Urban Life Simulation 都市模拟人生 Ming Jian明渐Urban2.7M WordsCompleted A Life Simulator System falls from the sky. It evaluates a person's overall achievements in life through six factors: wealth, status, reputation, partners, descendants, and lifespan. After Zhou Ming obtains the System, he begins experiencing, rewriting, and perfecting lives in different instances, earning a vast number of achievement points. And as he gains all kinds of wealth in the game, his life in the real world undergoes a dramatic transformation... Subscrib 2Votes206.9kRecs340.5kFans

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A Sims system, seemingly appearing out of nowhere, encompasses six key elements: wealth, status, reputation, partner, offspring, and lifespan. It assesses a person's overall achievements throughout their life. After acquiring this system, Zhou Ming begins experiencing, rewriting, and perfecting his life in different instances, accumulating massive amounts of achievement points. Thus, through the wealth he gains in the game, his real-life life undergoes a dramatic transformation… Discussion group: 455913748 (full) Subscription group: 590077026 (verification required)

9 怪 Monster Paradise 怪物乐园 Winter Wildfire冬日野火Eastern Fantasy4.5M WordsOngoing Eight hundred years ago, three thousand void gates opened in the skies around the world. They looked like three thousand pupils of different colors hanging in the heavens, and countless monsters surged forth from them. The entire world became a paradise for monsters... Eight hundred years later, a man named Lin Huang said: Every monster in this world will become my summoned beast, as long as I want it to. [A note: This is an otherworldly pet-summoning novel.] 2Votes542.1kRecs493.7kFans

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Eight hundred years ago, three thousand void gates opened in the skies around the world, like three thousand different colored eyes hanging in the sky, from which countless monsters surged forth. The whole world has become a paradise for monsters... Eight hundred years later, a man named Lin Huang said: "All the monsters in this world, if I want them, can become my summoned beasts." [This is a note: This book is a fantasy novel about summoning pets from another world.]

11 垂 Fishing the Heavens 垂钓诸天 The Dao Cannot Be Proclaimed道在不可鸣Urban3.4M WordsCompleted Tired of the scheming and infighting in the city, Beifeng returns to his old family home in the countryside. He plans to raise a few chickens and ducks, and live a peaceful life, picking chrysanthemums by the eastern hedge and gazing at the southern mountains. He never imagined fate would play such a huge joke on him: the old well in his yard can actually fish up items from all kinds of worlds. Even a rooster he fishes up can chase him all around the yard. Beifeng can only look to the heavens an 0Votes348.3kRecs480.1kFans

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Tired of the cutthroat competition in the city, Beifeng returned to his old house in the countryside. I want to raise a few chickens and a few ducks, and live a life of leisure, picking chrysanthemums by the eastern fence and gazing at the southern mountains. Little did anyone expect that fate would play such a cruel joke on the North Wind, as his own ancient well could actually yield items from various worlds. Even catching a big rooster can send the north wind raging all over the yard. The north wind silently questions the heavens: What if we catch a dragon one day?! P. S.: New book uploaded, please recommend and add to your favorites! One extra chapter for every 500 recommendation votes, capped at 20,000! During the new book's release period, the author will make up for the missed updates as needed, and the rest will be released in a big burst after the book is officially launched!

13 极 Legendary Return of the Ultimate Livestreamer 极品直播之传奇归来 Mo Chengxian莫成仙Urban701k WordsCompleted Ye Chen was just an ordinary young man. With the help of a livestream System, once he started showing off, there was no turning back. After launching his livestream, extreme sports, unbeatable parkour, and windsurfing were all child's play for Ye Chen. Wilderness survival, extreme exploration, and life-or-death situations were where Ye Chen truly belonged. And there was even... Across three thousand worlds, Ye Chen is everywhere! A friendly reminder: the completed volumes so far cover extrem 0Votes86kRecs111.8kFans

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Ye Chen was just an ordinary young man, but with the help of the live streaming system, he was on a path of showing off that he could never turn back. After starting the live stream, extreme sports, parkour, and windsurfing were all trivial matters for Ye Chen. Wilderness survival, extreme adventure, and survival in dire circumstances—these are the places where Ye Chen truly shines, and even more so… Ye Chen is omnipresent throughout the three thousand worlds! Friendly reminder: This book currently has the following completed volumes: Extreme Sports, Desert Island Survival, Arctic Adventure, Isle of Man TT and NBA Friendly Match.

15 美 The Gourmet’s Supplier 美食供应商 The Cat Who Can Cook会做菜的猫Urban6.0M WordsCompleted “In the distant East, there is a strange little restaurant that has turned down Michelin three-star ratings several times. It’s expensive: a bowl of egg fried rice with soup costs RMB 288. Oh, I forgot, it also comes with a plate of pickles. Even so, plenty of people line up for a table. The restaurant doesn’t take reservations. You have to queue in person, and countless people fly in on private jets just to get in line. Of course, there’s no place to park your plane or your car. The service is 35Votes8.3MRecs3.3MFans

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"In the far East, there exists a strange little shop that has repeatedly refused Michelin three-star ratings. The prices are exorbitant; a bowl of fried rice with soup costs 288 RMB, oh, and it includes a side of kimchi, yet even so, long queues form. They don't accept reservations, only walk-ins, and countless people arrive by private jet specifically to queue, though of course, no parking or landing spots are provided. The service is appalling; customers are expected to serve themselves, clear their own dishes, and even wipe the tables! Good heavens, this owner must be insane." —Michelin Guide Foodie group, everyone is welcome to join and chat: 526149614 Dragon Tiger Fight Main Group: Subscribe to all accounts to join! 577415455 Cai Mao appears unpredictably~

16 圣 The Sacred Ruins 圣墟 Chen Dong辰东Eastern Fantasy6.1M WordsCompleted Rising from ruin, returning from extinction. The seas turn to dust, lightning and thunder fade away, and that wisp of dark mist draws near the earth once more. The shackles of the world are broken, and a brand-new world reveals a mysterious corner of itself... 36Votes32MRecs20.3MFans

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Rising from ruin, reviving from oblivion. The ocean turned to dust, the lightning withered away, and that wisp of mist once again approached the earth. The shackles of the world were broken, and a brand new world unveiled a corner of its mystery...