Wangcai Doesn't Like Catnip

In the new world, little people, one part good brain, one part good ancestors, three parts good luck, and five parts disobedience, finally rise up and suppress the world...

Emperors, generals, and ministers have unparalleled achievements; wise men migrate to other places, and articles are written throughout the ages; carriages and beauties represent heroic spirit... I only ask one question: Can you live forever? This is a story about traveling through ancient times to seek immortality. Time flies by, years pass by; corpses are transformed into immortals, and they live forever.

His name is Li Banfeng, the peak of the mountain. He is not crazy. The doctor said he is not crazy. In order to save his friend's life, he went to platform 96, boarded the 1160 steam train, and came to Puzhou, which was stuck in the steam age. He met the confidante in the old record player, the peerless beauty in the calendar, the swinging lady in the old clock, and the worldly master in the wine gourd. There are food cultivators who get stronger as they eat, cigarette cultivators who get stronger as they smoke, martial arts cultivators who get more ruthless as they kill, and wine cultivators who get crazier as they drink. There are travel practitioners who want to go anywhere, and there are home practitioners who don't want to go anywhere. There are hundreds of schools in the world, who can compete with them? Provincial, who is the leader. Bian Feng put on a suit, a top hat, a feather duster, and asked seriously: Tell me, who is the Lord of Puro?

Modern special forces travel to the world of immortals, practice mystical skills, and condense their physical bodies. With great perseverance and great luck, they work step by step in order to transcend life and death and achieve eternal life.

The gods have ended their wars long ago, and have spread their divine paths to the world, transcending the order. Under the protection of the five righteous sects, the human era entered the Three Kingdoms era from the Warring States Period. When the Three Kingdoms of Qian, Li, and Jing were first established, the god of heavenly craftsman named [Fuxi] came from the outside world. A steam and wonders swept the world, and a new era wave began to set off. Twelve golden men, flesh and blood laboratories, mechanical Buddhas, reincarnation skynets, demon stars, strange realms, ascension rituals, secret medicine formulas, gifts from foreign gods, ruins of chaos... In Wanfu City, a city with simple folk customs and mixed people, Li Yu woke up after listening to the "Cai Ren Song" and found that he was forced to become the "Son of the Forbidden God". He decided to change the mysterious butcher shop he inherited into a private restaurant.

The physical book has been published. The physical book title "No Phase" is available for sale on Qidian. Com, JD. Com and other platforms. -------------------------- Generally speaking, Li Wuxiang would perform minor maintenance on himself every six months or every five thousand miles. The main projects are epidermal maintenance and internal organ renovation. Depending on the actual situation, we will see whether to add oil and body fluids. When painting the skin, you must pay attention to the materials used, otherwise the skin will explode or have small cracks in extreme weather conditions. When refurbishing the internal organs, I still use bamboo paper. Although I have overtaken my ancestors, I still focus on nostalgia and not forgetting my roots. Replenishing things with each passing year, repairing the old and making it look new again, this is the way to live forever. ---------------------------------- Book club number: 872670350 Friends who are waiting for the update can move on to read the author's other two books. The short story "The Rules of Cultivation of Immortality in the Abnormal World" is a short story at the pinnacle of intellectual battle. A warm and enjoyable fairy tale novel "Inner Demon"

The pine breeze blows away the tea smoke, and among the white clouds, the gods sleep peacefully. Unconsciously, I remembered the old days, under the trees at the entrance of the village, the old people talking about ancient times, those fairy tales, fox spirits and mountain monsters that shocked young children. They were neither true nor illusory, weird and romantic, but I still felt it was wonderful. ... How many people can live forever if they dream of being a fairy? The story of Lin Jue seeking immortality in a world of strange creatures and gods.

[New settings] [Improved system] When you wake up, you become the [Sinong] officer in a fantasy game. [Dynasty at its peak] version: You practice the "Solar Terms Order" diligently, from [good weather] to [calling for wind and rain], from [abundant grains] to [growth of all things], command the four seasons, and develop silently. You have achieved small successes. You have gone out with the army, mastered the "Four Farmers", frozen a thousand-mile river, cleared the way for the army, killed the enemy with "Miasma", blocked thousands of armies with "Mist Shadow", made unparalleled military exploits, been ranked as the great minister of agriculture, and stolen the fate of the dynasty. All of it is mine. [Aura Resurrection] version: You raise [Mountain Spirit Wild Monsters]: twin lotuses make you invulnerable to water and fire, seven-star swords and bamboos that light up nineteen states, parasitic seeds take living beings as nutrients, void seeds take root in space to absorb the spiritual energy of heaven and earth... You open up inner scenes, cultivate fairy seeds, [Taiyi Divine Lotus] has thousands of clones! Ancient Tree of LifeImmortal! "A true seed dropped into the Dantian can nourish a spiritual seedling and live for thousands of years. One day, when the merits are fulfilled, my destiny is up to me and not to God!" "The heart fire is illuminated by the sun, the kidney water is the source, the spleen is the earth root, the lung metal is used to train qi, and the liver qi is used to nourish the mind. Based on the body, we can cultivate original seeds, nourish all kinds of methods, and become the Taoist Shen Nong!"

Most people are born ordinary, but there are always some people who, even if they are born ordinary, still yearn for greatness. From the exploited shady handyman to the godfather of darkness; From the bottom of society who abide by the rules, to the emperor behind the scenes who makes the rules; This country belongs to the Commonwealth when the sun shines, and it belongs to me when night falls! "Sometimes, the shadow can not only be as big as the light, but even block it!" "We never extort anyone, and every penny we make we can live with in good conscience." If someone knocks on your door at night, they will either bring you my greetings or bring destruction to your hubris. As for what you get, it depends on you, my friend!

If you could have your life over again, what would you choose? Or is it like this time, to be an ordinary person, perhaps with a restrained divine light, but an unknown person, lying high in the clouds and watching the clouds roll and relax? Or use the world as the stage, stir up the world, let the whole world dance around you, and make people's hearts beat faster because of your words and deeds? Write your own laws and set the rules I mentioned. In just a few decades of life, you can either light yourself up or burn the world! ==================== In a strange universe, a world completely different from what we know, in a unique history class, a history professor who has been awarded many international academic honors, with his humility, awe and respect, wrote a name on the blackboard - Lynch! ==================== Film and television star: "I know Mr. Lynch, and Mr. Lynch praised my acting skills!" Well-known writer: "Mr. Lynch has brought a lot of inspiration to my creations. My success is due to his help!" Sports superstar: "I want to thank Mr. Lynch for the guidance he gave me, allowing me to find myself when I was lost!" Art master: "Art comes from life, and life comes from Lynch!" Socialite: "I shook hands with Mr. Lynch and he was a very affable and approachable gentleman!" Federal dignitary: "I had dinner with Mr. Lynch. He was very funny and had wisdom hidden in his words. He is a great man!" Everyone loves Mr. Lynch and everyone can't live without him!

The prehistoric world with the background of "Fengshen" and "Journey to the West" is a legend of fairy foxes and strange monsters.

Nine days ago, the sun set and never rose again. On the tenth day, Su Jing became famous everywhere.

Subduing the dragon and tiger, adjusting Kanli, and cultivating the aura to shine through the room. Entering the trance and participating in the mysteries, cultivating the celestial yang and unraveling the underworld. After a hundred refinements, all the Taoist skills will be completed, and only after a thousand kalpas will they grow and bear fruit. From then on, it soared to the distant Qingming, and ascended to the nine heavens to rank among the immortals. -- In ancient times, "heng" came from "moon", and the moon was between heaven and earth, so it had the meaning of long-lasting and eternity. Now that he is reincarnated as a human being, Xu Heng must write his own story to live up to his name. It tells the story of a man who has lived in two lifetimes and sought immortality.

Introduction to Secondary Two: God's punishment comes to the world, evil spirits are raging, and the world collapses. Let's see how I can set off an industrial revolution in cultivating immortals! Serious introduction: Ordinary people: This is an oil lamp. Expert: Judging from the exaggerated and uncoordinated texture, the artificial and careless shape, this is a graffiti that imitates postmodernism but fails. Veteran driver: The light doesn't come on, the engine oil is burning, and there's a peculiar smell. Throw it away. Poet: Haven't you seen the flame jumping in this oil lamp? This is the dance of freedom, hope, the future, and the unyielding soul! Mental illness: This is the supreme immortal weapon left in the world from ancient times. If you get it, you can live forever! Pig's feet: They're so thick, this is my fucking wife! Irregular introduction: Farming! Cultivation!

In the volcano, the fairy palace, the mechanism left behind by the sages and powerful men, is eager for successors. The mother risked her life to fight for the treasure seal of the Immortal Palace, and entrusted it to Ning Zhuo before she died. My Buddha Heart Demonic Seal! Transform yourself into a Buddha, transform others into a demon. The person who holds the palm seal lightly carves the heart seal and controls the mechanism like a feather. Everyone is trying to control it, but their spirits are heavy and tired; Ning Zhuo can control thousands of people with one movement, as light as dancing. Ning Zhuo: "Mom, I will definitely live up to your instructions and obtain the Immortal Palace!" Exactly: Immortals and puppets channel the secrets of spirits, and their craftsmanship coincides with the truth. Kaiyu comes to a new realm, and everything is as beautiful as heaven. The ancient bell transmits the law, and the moonlight dances with clear light. The true body possesses all things, who can be the enemy in this world!

The way to practice is not only to practice hard, but also to understand the general trend of the world. When the storm is not rising, hide the weapon in your chest, wait until the general trend surges, go with the trend, and you can leap thousands of miles in an instant, surpassing thousands of people. ... Being born in the right situation is a blessing for immortals.

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(The new book "New Book" has been released. In the new era, the time traveler fights against the son of the plane) At the end of the Warring States Period, China experienced major changes unprecedented in thousands of years. Some people are born to be noble. Some people treat you like a prince. However, he was reborn as Heifu, a minor soldier of the Qin Kingdom, a minor figure in Yunmeng Qin Slips. In order to avoid dying in the ravine and to control his own destiny, he climbed up hard. Fortunately, he caught up with a big era. The six kings are complete, and the world is one! Thousands of years of bloodline are no match for military honors. The nobles and nobles of the six countries were all trampled under the feet of Qin officials. Hei Fu just wanted to ask with a smile: Princes, generals and prime ministers, would you rather have the seed? They captured Baiyue in the south, captured the Xiongnu in the north, and the Di and Qiang fled to the west, and sailed across to the east. Within Liuhe, the emperor's land. How has history changed with his participation? Qin Shihuang is destined to die, and the world will be divided. As a Qin official, how should you choose, whether to add fuel to the flames or to turn the tide?

A desperate young man who grew up among countless murderers, after escaping from prison and ascending to heaven, changed his identity by chance and entered a certain cultivating sect. From then on, an unimaginable world opened to him. However, due to an unexpected combination of circumstances, he had to face the danger of losing his mind at any time and transforming into a monstrous monster... Dear Taoist friends, Wangyu's new book "The Immortal" is here. It has been uploaded on the Qidian Chinese website. Everyone is welcome to continue to support!

The Tao is learned from the heart, and it is taught by the false incense from the heart. The outsiders of the Immortal Way are determined to seek immortality. Fang Xin, a young man, wants to win the heart of a goddess. I only wish to refine my Qi and become an immortal, drive a dragon chariot to travel around the world, fly overseas, tease fairies, travel to and from Peng Ying, and wander around the earth. Going to the sea to visit friends, I saw a dragon on my left, a mermaid and jade goddess, a celestial being, who was refining silk for a hundred times, wearing a golden lace jade dress, a purple scarf, a feathered man's country, traveling among flying immortals, a feather turning into dust, and meeting the ancients. ---------- The dream is very good, but it is a pity that it is still in the mortal world.