Wangcai Doesn't Like Catnip

There is a Taoist in the southern country who is good at driving away ghosts and spirits. His fame spreads all over the country, and he walks in the capital. Trampled on the path of ghosts and immortals, filled with resentment and impermanence, Don't ask about the fairy family rituals, they are really not restricted. I am not a fairy, but a mediocre person! The son of a good family in the prefecture and county, the Netherworld tied the knot and issued the book, the two compartments of Yin and Yang, extended his life to the Tao, and finally entered the path of immortality. Let's see how Erlang of the Li family, a 'mediocre' person with no immortal body, no Taoist body, no Taoist heart, and no heavenly wisdom, became Taoist! --This book combines the bizarre and the classical fairy tales to cultivate false immortality and divine ways, and realizes that one is both a human and a ghost.

The mysterious female in the deep mountains cannot hide her ugly appearance if she truly cultivates. The fragrant body in the secluded room makes the beauty suddenly become gentle. I want to live a long life in the Immortal Dynasty and become a true immortal in the Immortal Cave. ... The Wanshou Immortal Dynasty is originally taken from the meaning of Wanshou Boundless. Longevity means the life span of a country will last for thousands of years. Without borders, the territory will be endless. Now ten thousand years have passed, the country is like five drums holding three months, and the life span is like a lamp running out of oil at the third watch. In these troubled times, Yu Su, who can strengthen everything, opened his eyes. Faced with the immortals who are lying on top of all living beings, sucking in the energy of troubled times, and the alchemists who have cultivated the precious blood of creation and set up wonders in the world. Yu Su decided to tell the world... He has been here.

What is it like to travel through time and become a prince? Handsome appearance, excellent talent, absolute authority... Very good, I guess the next step will be a script for me to work hard and show off my talents! Hehe, I must dominate the world! But when Faust picked up his dance partner's lost shoes, he suddenly realized. It turns out that this is still a fairy tale world! But who can tell me... What does it mean to bring the winter with her beauty and give the crazy "Snow White" with her singing voice? What is "Little Red Riding Hood", the descendant of Blood Moon and the hunter who attacks the ancients? What is the "daughter of the sea" who leads the deep blue group and judges all living beings on land? ..................... This fairy tale world seems too extreme. Brother, how can I dominate the world with these demons and monsters who are ready to destroy the world at every turn (annoyed)!

[Chinese-style serial text] [Old book with average scores of Ming Dynasty, quality assurance] The land is divided into the southeast, northwest, and eight directions. Human beings are divided into five immortals and five insects, which are collectively called ten categories. Heaven, earth, people, gods and ghosts, scales and feathers. Evil in the divine way, thieves in the human way, lewdness in the scaly way, and evil in the hairy way. The authentic way recruits soldiers and horses, the introduction way takes over the mountain and becomes the king, the feather way steals causes and effects, the ghost way raises a coffin and makes a fortune... There is a sky three feet above the head to fool all living beings. There are hundreds of feet of evil underfoot, invading and demanding life. Fighting and killing, just to gain a few more qi. Favors come and go, and all you want is to take a few more steps towards your destiny. When walking around the world, the first step you take when meeting someone is to ask: "Brother, which path are you on?" When Shen Rong first arrived, the first thing he had to do was naturally... Get on the road.

Traveling through time and space as a ghostly ninja, Ding Lu begins to control the Holy Master's treasure. There is gold everywhere here, and even the Holy Lord has collected books throughout his life. While he was perfunctory about the Holy Lord's instructions, he was studying the collection of books. There is a balance between righteousness and blackness. He vowed to break free from the shackles of the Shadow Corps, take control of the shadow power, and reach the pinnacle of life.

Reborn in Daxia and having been a prince for five years, Jiang Chen always thought this place was an ordinary ancient dynasty. With an ordinary martial arts color. And he also has an ordinary life goal. Become an invincible martial arts master, and then seize the throne to become the emperor, riding on everyone's head. It wasn't until after the Qingming Festival that he met two snake monsters on the broken bridge beside the West Lake who came to repay his kindness. Jiang Chen decided to change his life goals slightly. For example, let's cut off Xu Xian's beard first. .................. This book is also known as "Everything I Have is Robbed from Me", "The Snake Monster Strategy Guide" and "How to Eat Hard Food"

The scarlet flower of corruption bloomed in the border country, and the most holy white witch became the new king of corruption. The blue blood that has been passed down since ancient times flows under the undercurrent, and the great and shining Duke intends to subvert the movement of order. The unknown secret history disappears in nothingness, and the mage who travels through time and space is delirium in his desire to understand the world. As for me? I don't care. I will set up four pillars, guide the four philosophers, and lead a ridiculous salvation drama. Then, it's time for me to get to the table and enjoy! Ps: This book does not follow the traditional wizarding formula, there is no chip, there is no wizarding academy, there is no knight first and then wizard. The wizard's extraordinary system in this book is in the primitive stage of ignorance. There is no clear and strong level of power, and it is generally divided into vague categories based on knowledge. So you can't see first-level wizards, second-level wizards, and wizard apprentices. Different countries in this book have different power systems, and they will influence and penetrate each other.

Feng Shi'an, the son of the Dragon Lord of Nine Thousand Miles Cloud Dream and the White Snake Lord of the Ten Directions Spiritual Realm, was born to be a great demon. Even though Dragon Lord has hundreds of sons and grandsons, he is also the leader among them. However, there are so many nine heavens and ten lands, four seas and eight wastelands, water palaces, dragon palaces, spiritual mountains and wonderful lands? All races and spirits, arrogant and talented people, are as numerous as the stars in the sky. In such a world, there is nothing to rely on when the wind blows, but it is only a life span of 18,000 years.

For the first time here, the old immortal Xingxiu shoots poisonous fire! Racing against seconds and minutes, the sales director breaks the crisis! The strong eats the weak, and the same family kills each other like raising poison! The poisonous body is naturally formed, scientifically plan and practice magical skills! Yun Tian Gao Yi, Xiao Ao's heroic brother is here! Suave and romantic, sisters who kill each other and love each other! Shennong's treasure is secretly hidden at the bottom of the lake! The heavens are arrogant, the Song, Yuan, Ming and Qing Dynasties are coming back!

"Beep! One-star farmer card!" "Bind this card, you can change your job to a trainee farmer, and get the professional talent - the fertility of the land you cultivate passively increases by 30%!" -- "Beep! One-star hunter card!" "Bind this card, you can change your job to a trainee hunter, and get the professional talent - the accuracy of using long-range weapons is passively increased by 30%!" -- Collect nine basic cards to become the lord of the heavens and plunder all realms!

The little Taoist priest was twenty-eight years old, and his youth was aroused by troubles. Every day I suffer from old age, illness, death, and see some people who love, hate, anger, and are ignorant. I don't want my face to wither, I don't want my skin to have spots, I don't want my limbs to be withered, my internal organs to be empty, and my bones to be stinky. The young Taoist priest was only twenty-eight years old, and he only wished for immortality. .................. Refining one's self as medicine, nourishing one's body as bait, this is a story about an ordinary person who overcomes calamity and seeks immortality.

Else Lip's first thought after waking up was not to die a second time. Since this world can achieve immortality through magic, this is his primary pursuit. There are many ways to live forever. He doesn't want to be a servant of the gods, a puppet of the undead, or a ghost of the past... He wants to enjoy the joy of life as the strongest creature, and he wants to become an eternal true dragon. Such a dragon does not exist. He needs to create one for himself, but this path is not easy.

Lu Yang traveled through the world of immortality, but became a disciple of the Demon Sect's First Saint Sect. Thanks to the rare treasure [Book of Hundreds of Worlds], you can restart your life after death and start everything over again. You can also bring back the treasures, cultivation level, life span, and even awaken special talents from your previous life. However, the number of times is limited and it is not truly immortal. Seeing that the world of cultivating immortals was about to be in chaos, Lu Yang originally decided to live in the Demon Sect and practice hard all his life until he became an immortal. However, the Demon Sect was extremely dangerous and full of talented people. In the first life, Lu Yang was assassinated by his senior sister. In the second life, he finally killed his senior sister, but was poisoned by his senior brother again. The third life, the fourth life... It wasn't until a hundred generations later, when he looked back, that Lu Yang realized that he had become a giant of demons, the most beastly one in the First Saint Sect. "Everyone in the Demon Sect is talented and well-spoken." "I love it here so much!"

Is magic really just a wish machine? No, in a universe where magic truly existed, magic would be as simple and beautiful as the laws of physics. This is the story of a mass-produced magic war tool man who learned the ultimate nature of magic. But so what? Just like a bird can fly without understanding aerodynamics, a magician does not need to understand its nature to use magic. Knowing the ultimate nature of magic also does not mean that the tool man can transform into a great magician. But the desire for knowledge is human instinct, and curiosity is the first driving force of human civilization. Even if it is magic that should have no reason at all, humans still hope to understand its inner operating rules. Exploring the ultimate nature of magic requires no reason! The story in the book takes place in a parallel universe where the social environment is approximately the 16th century of our universe. However, due to a bit of a butterfly effect, the continents and oceans of this planet are different from our geographical environment. Here, muskets are on the rise, but armor has not yet come to an end. Military theories are changing with each passing day, and innovations in systems and craftsmanship are endless. And this world has one more thing than ours: magic. The world is undergoing earth-shaking changes, and no one can stay out of it.

In this Phoenix Pond and Dragon Pavilion Forest, I once dreamed of yellow beams and watched the rise and fall of five thousand years. That rotten peach mountain is not named Sun, the pigs roar in Fuling Cave, and the owls perch in the ginseng and fruit trees. At sunset in the Western Mountains, there are cows, horses and snake gods. The young man became addicted to chanting and told a series of nonsense about immortality. ........................ The story of how a Taoist boy transforms into an immortal and ascends to immortality through cultivation. (Attachment: You can read the eight-thousand-jun excellent old book "Xianlu" with the same taste. You can find it by clicking on the author's avatar)

In the new world, little people, one part good brain, one part good ancestors, three parts good luck, and five parts disobedience, finally rise up and suppress the world...

Emperors, generals, and great deeds; wise men moving to other places, writings through the ages; carriages and beauties, heroic spirit... I only ask one question: Can you live forever? This is a story about traveling through ancient times to seek immortality. Time flies by, years pass by; corpses are transformed into immortals, and they live forever.

His name is Li Banfeng, the peak of the mountain. He is not crazy. The doctor said he is not crazy. In order to save his friend's life, he went to platform 96, boarded the 1160 steam train, and came to Puzhou, which was stuck in the steam age. He met the confidante in the old record player, the peerless beauty in the calendar, the swinging lady in the old clock, and the worldly master in the wine gourd. There are food cultivators who get stronger as they eat, cigarette cultivators who get stronger as they smoke, martial arts cultivators who get more ruthless as they kill, and wine cultivators who get crazier as they drink. There are travel practitioners who want to go anywhere, and there are home practitioners who don't want to go anywhere. There are hundreds of schools in the world, who can compete with them? Provincial, who is the leader. Bian Feng put on a suit, a top hat, a feather duster, and asked seriously: Tell me, who is the Lord of Puro?

Modern special forces travel to the world of immortals, practice mystical skills, and condense their physical bodies. With great perseverance and great luck, they work step by step in order to transcend life and death and achieve eternal life.

The gods have ended their wars long ago, and have spread their divine paths to the world, transcending the order. Under the protection of the five righteous sects, the human era entered the Three Kingdoms era from the Warring States Period. When the Three Kingdoms of Qian, Li, and Jing were first established, the god of heavenly craftsman named [Fuxi] came from the outside world. A steam and wonders swept the world, and a new era wave began to set off. Twelve golden men, flesh and blood laboratories, mechanical Buddhas, reincarnation skynets, demon stars, strange realms, ascension rituals, secret medicine formulas, gifts from foreign gods, ruins of chaos... In Wanfu City, a city with simple folk customs and mixed people, Li Yu woke up after listening to the "Cai Ren Song" and found that he was forced to become the "Son of the Forbidden God". He decided to change the mysterious butcher shop he inherited into a private restaurant.