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My name is Zhang Dadao, and my name is Zhang Quandao. Being studied at the Seventh People's Hospital!
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Zhang Quandao, a poor man, specializes in coffin renovation, polishing and waxing. Wholesale black donkey hooves and black dog blood. Ghostly write elementary school homework for grades 1 to 3, find lost cats and dogs, and catch mistresses.
Professional revenge against villains! Large quantities give priority! There is an invoice!
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[The popular domestic 2D animation IP original novel of the same name] This book is promoted as "Wang Ling's Daily Life", and the story of this book is "The Only Koi in the World of Cultivation"
At the age of ten (the animation version changed the time to six years old), he casually killed the Demon King Swallowing Clam. As an omnipotent cultivation wizard, Wang Ling had to hide his great power and survive among a group of ordinary cultivation students. This young man didn't care about the money, magic, magic weapons, and fame that ordinary people pursue. No matter the admiration of wealthy daughter Sun Rong, the sniper killings of Yingliu's top killers, or the endless nagging of his parents, they could not stop his pursuit of crispy noodles. Either he was eating crispy noodles, or he was on his way to the canteen to buy crispy noodles. Faced with difficulties, will Wang Ling crush his opponents? Or just lie down and pretend to be dead?
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To, the Kunwu Mountain Abnormal Human Research Center, the Society for the Stabilization of Inhuman Species Relations in Jerusalem, the Vatican Saints Association, the Galaxy Empire's Street Office on Mars, the Demon World Return and Revenge Organization, the Search for the Lost Immortal Realm Committee, and all those demon extermination teams:
"I will start a new life from today, don't bother me if you have nothing to do!"
- Demon King Ling Ling Yao is here to greet you!
Throwing this piece of paper on the demon king's throne, Mu Qian smiled calmly as he listened to the thundering killing cries of the allied forces of demons, demons, humans, immortals, gods, and aliens outside the palace.
Is he running away? How is it possible? It's just a strategic retreat.
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I am a monster, I am a monster that can stop time, I am a monster that can stop time or even go backwards.
These are nothing, my identity is far more mysterious.
I even think that that is the most interesting and emotional thing in life - I am the director of a neighborhood committee in a human society...
Hey, so my peers call me: He Anyi can't bear to look back.
"Hello everyone, the poor monk is a monk. He comes from the Eastern Tang Dynasty. He wants to go to the West to get the special suicide note of Buddha."
, Deng Ying Qing Niu Silk, Che Chi Guo San Game. "
"Today the poor monk's apprentice was caught by a monster and gave birth to a monkey, and the broadcast will be suspended for one day. " Traveling through the world of Journey to the West, with its own live broadcast system, Tang Monk wants to show the world a real path to learn scriptures.
From the Tang Dynasty to the West, Xiniu Hezhou, where demons roamed everywhere, completely became Tang Monk's recipe.
Jade rabbit spirit, yellow lion spirit, white deer spirit, goldfish spirit, scorpion spirit, toad spirit...
Tang Monk ate all the way to the Great Leiyin Temple.
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"By the way, the poor monk here has a very serious question to ask you. Which goblin do you think looks the best on the westward journey?"
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You may not believe it, but after Guo Dalu's fake phone was struck by a bolt of lightning, a person named "Sun Wukong" was inexplicably added to his WeChat friends.
Sun Wukong has a perverse temperament and will give out red envelopes when he disagrees. He has everything from asking immortals for divination, practicing meditation, praying to the gods, somersault clouds, seventy-two transformations, jade liquid, flat peach and ginseng fruit, nine-turn golden elixir, immortal delicacies and immortal wine...
"Wukong is reading the private chat, I want a red envelope!"
So, someone's happy life officially begins here...
It's not about an empire fighting for hegemony, it's not about another world, it's not about leveling up and practicing. In fact, this is a very serious and serious sci-fi salvation story – just listen to it seriously.
Well, in fact, this is just a happy and unscrupulous daily life of a group of leaders and a cheating head of state who are saving the world.
A pseudo-house who was just waiting to die turned into the head of the empire, and an uncle with the halo of being a dad adopted countless lolita. This is the hilarious story of a certain house who obtained a rice-loving army that fell from the sky. Once again, we solemnly remind you: this is a very serious science fiction...
People travel through time, but I can only be transported through time
In my Longmen Inn, I received an old sophora tree spirit, a female ghost, a mythical beast hybrid, a fake Maoshan Taoist priest, and others, and a series of hilarious stories happened.
This book has a strong spoof atmosphere, and there is no shortage of cultivation, time travel, city, and love. That's why it's called "the first mashup in history"
Note: 1. This is not a work that rests on its laurels.
2. This article is documentary literature. Transcript: Zhang Xiaohua.
[Super popular fantasy] This is a weird and inexplicable world... Mountains, water, stones, flowers, grass, trees, trees, sun, moon, stars... Everything in the world is the source of power. There are all the classics from the previous life here, but there is a new name "Tao Canon"! So you can gain strength by reading books? Fang Zhengzheng was very confused. Should I read "Tao Te Ching", "Qi Men Dun Jia" and "The Analects of Confucius" first or... "A Dream of Red Mansions"? Based on the "Tao Canon", master the way of all things and open the door to becoming a god! PS: VIP group: 450416188 (all subscriptions are available) Ordinary group: 392767347 (no fans are allowed)
When Qin Fen opened the WeChat account of Tianting Moments on his mobile phone, he found that his life had changed, but the changes in Tianting were even more shocking.
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This is a novel about reality, a novel about the rise and fall of the cross talk industry over the past few decades, and a novel about folk artists.
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Some people say that he is the conscience of the entertainment industry.
Whoever said this, doesn't your conscience hurt?
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Many years later, people will not remember the pits left unfilled in Eleven, the death of the heroine, and the death of the hero...
He is only remembered for his kind heart.
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PS: This article is poisonous. The protagonist is seriously ill and has a strong desire for revenge. It is just for entertainment. There is no need to take it seriously...
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A guy who inexplicably gained the memory of another parallel world plunged into the entertainment industry savagely and brutally.
Like a catfish, he stirred up the entire entertainment industry and made everyone change their color.
He is a star who is not a star.
He is a writer who can speak cross talk, a poet who can do martial arts, a singer who can perform sketches, and a farmer who can act.
His name is Guo Dalu, known as Guo Dapao, also known as Guo Da bad.
"If you want to die quickly, please mess with Guo Dahui!" - "Entertainment Times"
"I have to spend my family. If I don't spend my family, wouldn't it be a waste of my parents' talent to make money?"
Hong Dali said this when interviewed by reporters.
As soon as the interview ended, Hong Dali pulled up the "Big Prodigal System" interface, looked at the various good things on it, touched his chin and murmured to himself: "If you spend another 200 billion, you can exchange it for the design drawings of the 'Anti-annihilation Engine', the core technology of this set of the strongest humanoid mobile weapon [True Granxiu]. It seems that we have to work harder!"
"I want to squander! I want to spend money!"
The Soaring Dragon Continent is a world of pure summoning, without magic or fighting spirit.
After the otaku Yue Yang arrived, he was surprised to find that he had changed into another identity, the third young master of the Yue family, a drowned ghost who committed suicide after his engagement was broken off by a beauty. It turns out that the third young master of the Yue family is a poor man, and is recognized as the most useless trash among the four major families. It took fifteen years to contract and summon the book, but the time-traveling man Yue Yang did not, he only needed one day...
When others were troubled by the contract beasts, countless sacred beasts came to flatter the otaku, with a cute appearance of "I am a qualified thug."
But this kid didn't appreciate it: "Get out of here, are mythical beasts so great? Give me some mercy, I only like beautiful women summoning beasts!"
Facing the competition from various countries to win over, the shameless time-traveling man gave the answer: "Don't talk about national affairs, just talk about romance!"
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Qidian's first work with zero death of the protagonist and the army as its selling point!
A scout who died on the battlefield in southern Xinjiang was miraculously reborn in another time and space. He accidentally became the shaman priest of the orc kingdom, and it was a rare dragon sacrifice in a thousand years! At the same time, he was cursed by the blood sacrifice of the most vicious demon pet!
What is behind the curse?
The beautiful fox tribe beauty, the mermaid princess from the land of the abyss, the mysterious clam girl from the East, and the swan warrior queen who looks most like an angel came to him one by one. . . . . .
The mysterious panda warrior of the Panta tribe in the East and the powerful giant elephant warrior of the Oleven tribe. . . . . . The whale knights of the Baleno tribe who are invincible in the sea and the warriors of the Summer Palace of the God of War will follow the protagonist to express their own glory on the magnificent war stage.
Look at how Jing Guan, a new word player in 2005, writes a full and complete fantasy adventure, and see how our protagonist faces his new identity, uses high-pitched orc war songs to challenge powerful human magic and invincible legions, and defeats the dragon knight as a double dragon priest! How to lead the Behemoth warriors, who have gradually dimmed from their glorious aura, to write a legend of zero death in the contest with the alien invaders!
I use my keyboard to weave with you the dream of a brave warrior that will never go out of style!
Is the son-in-law who joins a merchant useless? The time traveler Xiao Fan is an obvious counterexample.
In the twenty-ninth year of Hongwu in the Ming Dynasty, Zhu Yuanzhang was old, the emperor's grandson was weak, and King Yan was ready to make a move.
This year, Xiao Fan came.
The world is turbulent because of him.
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He was hailed as a top player at the textbook level in the online game Glory. He was expelled by the club for various reasons. After leaving the professional circle, he found himself in an Internet cafe and became a small network administrator. However, with ten years of gaming experience, he re-entered the game in the newly opened tenth district of Glory. With memories of the past and an unfinished homemade weapon, he began his journey back to the top.
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"Goldfinger system? Do you think I'm a fool? How can there be any pie in the sky these days? Get out of my head, a new type of fraud? Or is it an alien killing machine training device with hypnotic capabilities?"
"No, I am in the void. Chaos, the most feared nightmare of all creatures in the Southern Cross, the inheritor of the supreme god, and... Your sister."
"... I only have one sister, no sister!"
"No, you do, I am an illegitimate daughter, but your father didn't tell you."
The second season of the animation "Tomb of the Gods" will be broadcast exclusively on Youku at 10:00 every Saturday from August 10th
An ordinary young man who has been dead for thousands of years is resurrected from the ancient tomb of the gods...
The new book "The Great Man of the Northern Song Dynasty" has been released.
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Fang Xing wore it and brought two warehouses with him!
Others traveled through time with a domineering air, but Fang Xing just wanted to farm!
"I just want to live leisurely in this era!"
Sitting in a big villa, I can teach a few disciples and try my best to help them climb up so that I can have a backer!
But who would have thought that the disciple was a bit unreliable, but he turned out to be...
My name is Lin Fan. I have an encyclopedia and know a little bit about everything.
On the first international show-off stage, all contestants were defeated.
Everyone: Brother, why are you so awesome at pretending?
Lin Fan: I never show off...
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Introduction: My name is Gu Zheng, I specialize in fighting against the system, the strongest academic master, the system for picking up girls, and my sidearms...
One word: quarrel with him
The new book has now been released in the urban category "I Can Only Travel Halfway" and in the realistic category "Grassroots of the Republic of China", the quality is guaranteed and it is an absolutely conscientious choice.
[The most popular fantasy work in 2017, No. 1 On both overseas and popular lists] Zhang Hang traveled through another world and became a glorious teacher, with a mysterious library in his mind. As long as he has seen something, whether it is a person or an object, it can automatically form a book and record the other person's various shortcomings. Therefore, he is so awesome! Teach students, accept apprentices, hold classes, cultivate the strongest, and teach the world. "Emperor Zhuoyang, can the great emperor pay attention to his image?" "And you, Demon Lord Qiankun, can you eat less green onions, do you want to smoke me to death?" This is an awesome story about the inheritance of teachers, training and guidance of the strongest person in the world. There are already completed books such as "The King of Fighters in Another World", "Iori Yagami Temple", "Endless Dantian", etc. The quality is guaranteed and you can get into it!
Wang Xiaojun, the fourth heir to the Iron Palm Gang, simply does not believe that there is a so-called martial arts world in modern society. His biggest hope is to inherit the gang leader's position and then sell the gang's courtyard house at a good price to travel around the world. Only then did Wang Xiaojun realize that his sect occupies an important position in the mysterious organization "Martial Arts Association", and his responsibility was to carry forward the sect. He was the future of the sect... Panic!
As a male online anchor, Zhang Xiaodong discovered that a group of immortal bosses suddenly appeared in the live broadcast room! "There is a bright moonlight in front of the bed. My name is Guo Gang! The person standing next to me is Teacher Lu Qian." Zhao Gongming, the God of Wealth, rewarded more than a dozen gold ingots and shouted loudly, "Hey~ I know! I know! Smoking, drinking, and perming your hair!" "Brother Monkey!! You are really amazing! The Five Elements Mountain cannot hold you down." After hearing this, the Great Sage was filled with emotion and rewarded! "Seventy-two Transformations of Earthly Evil"! Zhang Xiaodong, a super internet celebrity male anchor who lives in the world and is famous in the fairy world! (The new book "Who Let This Immortal Cultivator Receive Social Security" has been steadily updated. Readers are welcome to appreciate it)
[Wangpao's new book "The Promised End Times" is first released. Come and play with the handsome guys and beauties!
I am Pan Xiaoxian, and I feed zombie bags with salt!
A can of Coke fell from the sky and hit Pan Xiaoxian on the head. In line with the fine tradition of diligence and thrift, Pan Xiaoxian drank the can of "Coke", and he gloriously became the only super warrior (sàng) (shī) in the world, and lived a crazy and happy life from then on...
Luo Qiu accidentally became the owner of a 'club'. But this club is so weird. It not only has a doll maid who has been working for three hundred years, but also sells all kinds of weird things. Luo Qiu gradually discovered that in the society he lived in, there were countless guys driven by desire, and these guys would come up to him and use everything they had, including their life spans, treasures, and even souls, to make transactions and buy what they wanted. And every successful transaction brings Luo Qiu time to survive. "The sacrifice is successful, and the life span gained this time is ninety-nine years."... In this way, Luo Qiu began his career as a 'club' owner, which he did not know the end of. PS: This is a group. Yes, this is the group: 1054845345
The most powerful counter-routine, my backhand is just a routine, sweeping across the invincible opponents in the world of immortality, just ask who else is there?
Look down on life and death, if you don't accept it, do it!
"Young people, when I started doing routines, you were still wearing crotchless pants!"
Xu Que embarked on a routine road. Every day he was either doing routines or on the way to routines!
One day, Song Shuhang accidentally joined a communication group for senior Xianxia chuunibyou patients. The group members in the group all referred to each other as 'fellow Taoists', and the group's business cards were various palace masters, cave masters, real people, and heavenly masters. Even the lost pet dog of the group owner is called a big demon dog and ran away from home. All day long we talked about refining alchemy, entering secret realms, practicing exercises, etc.
Suddenly one day, after diving for a long time, he suddenly discovered that... Every member of the group was actually a cultivator, the kind who could move mountains and seas and live for thousands of years!
Ahhhhh, the worldview was completely shattered overnight!
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Leaving the automated electrical appliance capital and the bustling cities filled with smog, he wants to travel around the world, to isolated islands, swamps, mountains, rainforests... Challenge the most exciting adventures and find the most original food! The charcoal grilled sea lobster and king crab were fragrant, the golden matsutake and chicken quill mushrooms were fried, the camel hump and bear paws were braised in oil, and the fresh and delicious truffles and caviar were served on the lotus leaf plate. My name is Nicholas Dog, and this is "The God of Food in the Wilderness". I'll show you how to survive in some of the harshest places in the world. In my program, hunting, adventure, food, celebrities, survival, beautiful scenery, treasure hunting... Everything is available. Solemn statement: In the parallel world, please do not take your seat!
There are all kinds of things in the world and thousands of supernatural powers, but they are just one mountain, one temple, and one monk.
New book: "The Rabbit Must Die" will be updated on June 1st. Friends who like Huangliang can check it out.
I'm so unlucky, really
When people travel through time, I can only be transported through time
When people pick up girls, I can only be attracted by girls...
In my "several" pawnshops, I received a series of customers named Jing Ke, Li Bai, Guan Yu, Qin Shi, etc., And a series of hilarious stories happened
This book has a strong spoof atmosphere, and cultivation, time travel, city, and love are all indispensable. That's why it's called "the greatest chaos in history."
[How to read this book] Refer to "Tang Bohu Spots Autumn Fragrance"!
The young sales manager, because of an unexpected experience, came to a completely different world and became a glorious servant in the Xiao family mansion!
Spring comes late at dusk
Know before the flowers bloom
Plant peach trees year after year
Bloom when the heart is broken
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"Peach Blossom Poetry" belongs to the third brother!
Hao Ren, as his name suggests, is a good man. His ideal is to live a peaceful life and be a small landlord who is not very poor but cannot make a fortune - at least until a bunch of crazy creatures live in his house.
A remote and old house, a bunch of abnormal alien creatures, and a labor contract from "gods". The three elements combined made Hao Ren the busiest landlord and the most capable nanny in the world. The story of the most chaotic, strange and abnormal room landlord begins here.
"From the day I pressed my thumbprint on the labor contract, I knew I was on a pirate ship..."
During the Zhenguan period of the Tang Dynasty, the world was peaceful, the mountains and rivers were magnificent, and the Li family was the only favorite.
Li Jing attacked the Turks in the north, and Emperor Taizong conquered Goryeo in the east. His military strength was so great that he conquered the world. Waiting to start from scratch and rebuild the old mountains and rivers. In front of the portraits of the heroes, Li Yuan was playing the pipa in a melancholy mood. In the Lingyan Pavilion, Li Shimin was drunk and dancing in the spring breeze.
During the most magnificent, majestic and high-spirited era in Chinese history, outside the ancient capital of Chang'an, a young man in rough clothes looked at the imperial city in the sunset and smiled...
The original title of this book is "Training in the Early Tang Dynasty"
Princess Gao Yang, one of the most powerful women in history and known as the great pioneer who yearned for free love, slowly raised her head, her pretty face smiled at me, her eyebrows were relaxed, her eyes were curved, the wine swirl was looming, and the corners of her mouth were raised in a perfect arc. She was extremely beautiful, charming to the core, and completely suffocated me. The future female emperor, Wu Zetian, the iron lady who made the entire Tang Dynasty tremble, was ruthless, murderous, and disowned her relatives, actually stood in front of me, with a pretty face and a soft voice...
The rookie's path to hacking is ridiculous.
Hu Yifei, who was originally a computer novice, accidentally found a second-hand hard drive and embarked on the path of a wretched hacker. If you want to see how Brother Hu is cool on the Internet, please click on this article to read carefully.
The most hilarious hacker novel in 2010, and the most cruel hacker world in 2010.
Warning to book friends: Do not shop for hard drives online in large quantities because of this article. If you encounter counterfeit goods, you will be responsible for the consequences!
One thought turns into a sea, one thought turns into a mulberry field. One thought can kill thousands of demons, one thought can kill thousands of immortals.
Self-thought... Eternity
This is the fourth novel "One Thought of Eternity" written by Ergen after "The Rebellion of Immortals", "Seeking Demons" and "I Want to Seal the Heaven"