The Most Zombie

There are too many homophonic jokes in the book. Forgive me for being low, but I can't understand many of them.

"Spring" Zhao Ritian x Ye Liangchen Looking forward to it, looking forward to it, the exam is here, the footsteps of death are approaching, everything looks like it has just died, and I shed tears sadly. There were more homework, test papers piled up, and our faces became embarrassed. The teacher walked out of the office secretly, looking fierce. Looking around the classroom and playground, one can see large areas filled with test papers. As I was working and writing, I applied correction fluid twice and made two drafts. The wind was blowing and the grass was swaying back and forth. Chinese, mathematics, and English, if you don't let me, I won't let you, I've all given out test papers and rushed. It's as abundant as rain, piled up like mountains, and made like ghosts. There are some difficult questions in the paper; when I close my eyes, my eyes seem to be filled with Chinese, Mathematics, and English homework. There are hundreds of test papers rushing around, and the cruel teacher is yelling back and forth. The test papers are all over the place: mixed things, with names and without names, scattered on the desks like demons, like ghosts, and floating around. "Going to die is like going to take an exam." Yes, the teacher's slap "touches" you, and the wind brings some spring breath, but no one notices it. In their eyes, there is only the smell of the ink in the test paper and the smell of the teacher's perfume. All of this is brewing in the slightly stuffy air. The birds hide the test papers among the bustling leaves and become happy. They show off their hoarse throats to their friends, echoing the teacher's scolding voice. At this time, the school bell in the classroom also rang loudly all day long. It is most common to be scolded by the teacher, and the scolding lasts for three to two hours. Don't be upset. Look, the teacher's words are coming out of his mouth, like cow hair, like flower needles, like filaments, densely woven diagonally, woven into nets, coming towards you, and the roof of the school is covered with a thin layer of smoke. The leaves are so yellow that they turn black, and the grass is so withered that it hurts your eyes. In the evening, the lights were turned on in the office, and the dazzling lights created a disharmonious night. On the campus, on the paths, and by the big trees, there were people who were crying after being scolded by the teacher. There were also parents waiting beside them. They were holding knives and guns, ready to take revenge on the teacher. Their hair was sparse and fluttering in the rain. Gradually there are more and more innocent souls in heaven, and there are more and more graves on earth. In the city and countryside, every household, old and young, came out one by one, as if they were rushing to go. Memorials were made to the children and examination papers were burnt. "How many students have been killed by exams?" In the beginning, some children will suffer, and some will have dashed hopes. The exam is like a newly born disaster star, it is bad from head to toe, it is destroying. The exam is like a wandering god of death, with a ferocious face and a sinister smile on its face as it runs around. The exam is like a terrifying nightmare, with iron-like arms, waist and legs, leading us to hell.

I just want to know who ate the lost chapters. As I watched, Tang Yi turned into Tang Yu, and the boy turned into a girl. What happened in the middle? ? ? What the hell! ! !

Obviously, the author may be a stranger~(￣▽￣~)~

Hey, holy shit, something that was taken off the shelves two years ago is back.

Is Xiaoxian going to take the summoner route? Give me a monthly ticket to summon [God·King Robe]

Damn it, who are you? Where did it come from?

When I first started watching it, I found it uninteresting. The main character was too weird. His body was stiff, his thinking was slow, and his memory was poor. But it was very funny and boring, so I kept reading. But after more than 20 chapters, I really couldn't stand it anymore. After all this time, the protagonist is still looking like he is dying, and the situation at home is like this. The protagonist doesn't want to make money. When things get tough, he has no money in his hand, but he actually wants to sell himself to make money?! Your strength makes you pretend?!

Pink Phoenix is ​​going to become the granddaughter of Brother Luer. This... Is so exciting...

Wait for me, veteran driver. I haven't gotten in the car yet.

Chinese: I'll make the soy sauce. English: it's none of my business. I come to buy some sauce. German: ich bezogen, was ich kam zu einer soja-so? E. French: je lis ce qui, j'en suis arrival une sauce de soja. Dutch: ik gerelateerd wat, kwam ik tot een sojasaus. Russian: я,касающихся того, что я пришел к соевым соусом. Spanish: relacionados con lo que yo, me vino a un salsa de soja. Italian: i relativi cosa, sono venuto a una salsa di soia. Japanese: privy relationship したどのような, privy relationship. Greek: i σχετικ? ? τι ? ρθα σε μια σ? λτσα σ? για?.

I thought you were a serious person when I sat here, but I didn't expect you to become more and more perverted.

After reading the introduction, the protagonist drank a can of Happy Water, not a bottle but a can of Happy Water of unknown origin. My teeth felt uncomfortable after drinking Happy Water and 2 bottles.

Two freshly baked, steaming monthly tickets... Roe Deer, your motivation is here... 😎

Remember, don't read this book with your brain in mind. If you read it like a comedy novel, you will find that this book is so good. If you read this book with your brain in mind, even if it is a masterpiece, you will find it illogical.

The author is a car god who drives whenever he disagrees with someone.

The protagonist can break his neck just by shaking his head casually, and the speed is extremely slow. A person can hit him. How can he be called a zombie? If someone suddenly cuts off his head, wouldn't it be enough to chop him off? Isn't this too weak?

I hate stallion novels the most in my life. This is the first stallion novel I have read and I want to continue reading it.

First, this is a harem novel Second, the protagonist is a eunuch for 400 chapters Third, you will regret it if you don't watch it

What I dislike the most is actually the life experience of the male protagonist, alas!

The story was okay, but there was too much nonsense, it was all gags and not funny, and it was really tiring to watch.

How should I put it? The one named Ning Yusui was caught by a Takano, spent the night, and got married the next day. After that, the protagonist only asked her why she didn't press the bracelet, and didn't explain anything else. Haha, is this a surprise?

Why are there always few chapters? 229 Is also missing. . . Uncomfortable

What's going on? There aren't many posts...

Where are chapters 192 and 193? And 201, 202, and 203 are also missing. So careless?

I just want to ask, where did Chapter 84 go? Was it eaten? Did I read a pirated book? What's going on?

The transformation of cultivating immortality was too sudden. How did the immortal cultivator come about? They are also human beings, but there is no connection. How do you say this? Immortal cultivators are a new species?

Missing seal? ? Why is the seal missing?

If the roe deer does not publish a new book, it will not be rewarded. 🤓🤓🤓

Suddenly it occurred to me that I didn't expect Roe Deer to be finished. I'm waiting for your new book.