Funny, Not Stupid, and Somehow Without a Harem 欢乐派，而且还不脑残，居然还不种马

1 大 Spare Me, Great Lord! 大王饶命 The Elbow That Can Talk会说话的肘子Urban2.8M WordsCompleted A car accident changes high school student Lu Shu’s life. When the age of spiritual qi revival arrives, he’s determined to lead the way. Survival of the fittest. The victor rules. … 152Votes11.6MRecs5.4MFans

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High school student Lü Shu's life is changed by a car accident. When the era of spiritual energy revival arrives, he wants to be a leader of this era. Survival of the fittest, the winner takes all.

3 我 My Disciple Died Yet Again 我家徒弟又挂了 You Qian尤前Xianxia Romance1.3M WordsCompleted Yuyan Zunshang, hailed as the greatest cultivator in the world, waited sixteen thousand years before finally taking a disciple. He taught her with care and looked after her devotedly. He watched her slowly come to understand, grow stronger, and seem ready to soar to new heights… then she died! So he took another disciple, taught her with care and looked after her devotedly, and then… she died too! So he took yet another disciple, and then… she died as well! Yuyan: “…” Disciple: “…” (Why is it th 3Votes389.2kRecs268.3kFans

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Yu Yan, known as the number one cultivator in the world, waited for 16,000 years before finally receiving a disciple, whom he carefully taught and cherished. Just as she was gradually comprehending and growing stronger, about to soar to great heights... She died! So he took on another apprentice, carefully teaching and nurturing her, and then... She died too! So he took on another apprentice, and then... She still died! Yu Yan: ... Apprentice:… (Why do I always get picked up by the same person every time I'm reborn? Ugh~~~~) Starting November 19th, the TV series of the same name will be exclusively streamed on Tencent Video, with two episodes released every Monday and Tuesday.

4 星 The Stars Keep Their Secrets 星照不宣 Butterfly Blue蝴蝶蓝Urban1.1M WordsCompleted [A contracted work from Qidian's Third Editorial Group] Yan Bing says: I'm the most handsome. Li Dawei sneers: So what if you're handsome? I'm better at soccer. Chen Yongxu, starry-eyed: I really wish I were both handsome and good at soccer. Ye Ping roars: Are you all just trying to pick up girls? I'll wipe you out! Ye Fan says: All of you, get lost. I'm the protagonist. Zhou Yun says: You! The moment I showed up, you started picking on me. Crow says: The moment I showed up, you tricked me. Bai 0Votes284kRecs57kFans

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[A work signed by the Third Editorial Team of Qidian] Yan Bing said: I'm the most handsome. Li Dawei scoffed: "What's the use of being handsome? I'm better at playing football." Chen Yongxu, with starry eyes: I really wish I were both handsome and good at soccer. Ye Ping roared: "Is it all because you're chasing girls? I'll wipe you all out!" Ye Fan said: Get out of here, I'm the main character! Zhou Yun said: It's you! You bullied me the moment I appeared on the scene. The crow said: You've been trying to fool me since I first appeared. White Fang said: Who do you think you are? He wiped me out the moment I appeared. The butterfly said: What's all the noise about? If you keep arguing, I'll kill you all! Wei Nan burst into tears: Why is it that extras aren't human? A reader passing by held up a sign: Cherish life, stay away from butterflies. ... Note: Everything about "techniques" in this article is purely fictional and has no theoretical basis whatsoever. Starlight Group 1: 19421603 (Available for members) Stargazing Group 2: 16748539 (Is there a limit to the number of people in this group?) Star Illumination Group No. 3: 62302114 (New group, my sixth sense tells me something's fishy)

5 异EN The Record of Unusual Creatures 异常生物见闻录 Yuantong远瞳Sci-Fi5.2M WordsCompleted Hao Ren is a good man, just as his name suggests. His ideal life is to get by in peace, renting out a modest home and making enough to live on without ever getting rich. At least, that was the plan before a bunch of lunatic creatures moved into his house. A remote, dilapidated mansion, a bunch of abnormal nonhuman creatures, and an employment contract from “the gods.” Put those three things together, and Hao Ren becomes the busiest landlord and most capable babysitter in the world. And so begins 101Votes6.1MRecs2.6MFans

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Hao Ren, true to his name, is a good person whose ideal is to live a peaceful life as a landlord who is neither poor nor rich—at least that's how it was before a bunch of crazy creatures moved into his house. A secluded, dilapidated house, a bunch of somewhat abnormal non-human creatures, and a labor contract from a "god"—these three elements combined make Hao Ren the busiest landlord and most capable nanny in the world. Thus begins the most chaotic, strangest, and most abnormal landlord-tenant story. "From the day I put my fingerprint on the employment contract, I knew I was on a sinking ship..."

6 修EN Cultivation Chat Group (The Daily Life of a Chat Group) 修真聊天群（聊天群的日常生活） Legend of the Paladin圣骑士的传说Urban8.5M WordsCompleted One day, Song Shuhang accidentally joined a chat group for veteran sufferers of immortal-cultivation chuunibyou. Everyone in the group addressed one another as fellow Daoists, and their profile names were all things like Palace Master, Cave Master, Perfected One, and Celestial Master. Even the group owner's lost pet dog was described as a great demon hound that had run away from home. All day long, they chatted about alchemy, exploring secret realms, cultivation experiences, and such. Then one 114Votes17.6MRecs15.7MFans

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One day, Song Shuhang accidentally joined a chat group for hardcore fans of fantasy novels and chuunibyou (a Japanese term for someone with delusions of grandeur). The group members all addressed each other as "fellow Daoists," and their nicknames were filled with various titles like "Lord of a Palace," "Master of a Cave," "True Person," and "Celestial Master." Even the group owner's lost pet dog was referred to as a "Great Demon Dog Who Ran Away from Home." They spent all their time discussing alchemy, exploring secret realms, and cultivation techniques. One day, after lurking for a long time, he suddenly discovered that... Every single member of the group was actually a cultivator, the kind who could move mountains and overturn seas and live for thousands of years! Ugh, my worldview has completely shattered overnight! Book club: Kyushu No. 1 group: 207572656 Jiuzhou Group 2: 168114177 Jiuzhou Group 3: 165210665 (New) Nine Provinces No. 1 Group (VIP book club, verification required) 63769632