The average person lives to be 68 years old: 24,820 days, 190,000 hours, 35 million minutes, or roughly 2.1 billion seconds. During these ten seconds, you are reading this passage. During these ten seconds, you became mine, stranger. Since you belong to me now, follow me! (●'◡'●)ﾉ♥
Your mother spent nine months creating your heart. Don't let someone else hurt it in fifteen seconds. Stranger, take good care of yourself. The world is so big, and someone will always be waiting for you somewhere. Keep going, remember to be happy, stranger.
(I've been enjoying funny novels lately.)
If you like them, please follow me. I'll replace them with new books later. If you have any good books to recommend, let me know. If you find a book on the list that you've also read, you can quietly follow me to show that we have similar tastes. Then, when you run out of things to read, you can take a look. This list is simply for recommending things I like to you all.
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"Music, film and television, painting, calligraphy, sculpture, literature..."
"You understand everything?"
"Know a thing or two."
"Do you mean you know everything?"
"Well, it means hundreds of millions of dollars."
With a system in mind, he conquered the world with art and became the uncrowned king worshiped by people from all walks of life.
Unexpectedly, Chen Hansheng, a social elite and diamond bachelor, was reborn and woke up as a senior high school graduate.
Chen Hansheng at the crossroads is also hesitating. Who should he choose between treasure girl Shen Youchu and Bai Yueguang Xiao Rongyu?
The ceiling of urban rebirth novels, a love guide that young people must not miss!
Time travel to become a farmer? No problem, after all, heroes don't care about their origins. What's more, I can still see the attribute bar. It's really nice to have a golden finger at the beginning. But wait, something seems wrong. What is that that the lord brought out? I saw a flash of white light, and another farmer appeared stupidly with a hoe... (The new book "National Expedition: Saving the Immortal World" has been uploaded, please support it!)
Customer: "I want to replace it with Bu Jingyun's unicorn arm."
Dream Master: "No problem. Your dream is my mission. Even if we are the enemy of the whole world, we will help you realize it."
Client: "But I don't want to be the enemy of the whole world."
Dream Master: "We can help you..."
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Li Xiaobai, a gold medal dream master, solemnly reminds the public: Your dreams are more important than your life, so don't make wishes casually, what if one day they come true?
This is the story of an emotional wish-making machine that travels across the world and uses any means to help every customer realize their dreams!
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Not long after he created an account in "Tianchen", Lu Xun traveled to this fairy-tale game and became a glorious NPC.
He discovered that he traveled three years too early. He had planned to accumulate strength and silently wait for the large-scale arrival of sand sculpture players. Then, I issue tasks to them like a normal NPC and let them be used by me.
Unexpectedly, he encountered difficulties at the beginning on his growth path.
Now, the first thing he has to face is...
A "devil" who can't explain anything in a word!
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"This account seems a bit poisonous!" Lu Xun.
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No system, no grandfather, no talent, only three years left to live, and unable to learn any martial arts...
Yan Ning originally thought it was a bloody waste material flow, but after he became full of hatred, he found that there were no plug-ins and no other way. He could only embark on a road that no one had ever walked before - creation!
In front of Lanruo Temple, after memorizing a sutra, a white snake transformed on the spot, taking off its demonic body and transcending the six realms of reincarnation!
Under the Flame Mountain, colorful auspicious clouds were aroused, a ray of light fell from the sky, the stone cracked, and a monkey flew out of the stone!
On the stage of the Conferment of Gods, Yan Ning, holding the Book of Heaven in his hand, looked at the familiar mythical characters in front of him: Nie Xiaoqian, Bai Suzhen, Sun Wukong, Bull Demon King, Nezha, Jiang Ziya, Jin Chanzi...
There are no myths in this world. I have them since I came! (Non-serious mythology!)
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In the ninth year of Yanxi of the Eastern Han Dynasty, Liu Hong, who was only nine years old, fished a goldfish from the river, cut its belly open, and obtained a volume of the Book of Heaven, which is called "Three Kingdoms"! As a result, the Han Dynasty had a different spiritual emperor and a different world.
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Su Xiao signed a reincarnation contract and entered various worlds to perform tasks.
He has seen a world crumble into dust, and he has fought with a blade against a forgotten king.
The dark crows whisper, and the beast roars beneath the black abyss.
Welcome to the reincarnation paradise...
Catacomb invasion, martial arts rise.
Small people also have big feelings, fighting for survival and protection.
Let's take a look at the story of the little man Fang Ping, who rises step by step and saves (fools) the whole world!
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Welcome to read the new book "Actors Have No Holidays"~
Han Jue, a young film and television screenwriter who was still struggling, woke up and found that not only had he changed, but the world had also changed.
The entertainment industry in China here is more developed than Hollywood on the other side of the ocean.
The China Golden Bull Awards have become the most valuable film awards in the world.
"Singer", as the top competition for singers, has been in its tenth season; "The Voice of China" has a season every three years, and it is a national carnival every time; "The King of Masked Singer" never lacks buried voices every week.
You can easily see them on the street: the crew filming a show, the anchor holding a mobile phone, the video influencer pranking passers-by...
This is the best time for entertainment practitioners.
In this world, Han Jue, who is a has-been idol star, is on the edge of this entertainment age. He no longer wants to be a star at all, okay?
He just wants to swim happily in the ocean of spiritual food and be a quiet homebody.
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In a daze, Zuo Xiaoyou got a watch. This watch is not simple, it actually has the ability to travel through the movie world. Every time you complete a mission in the movie world, you can participate in a big draw. The lottery categories are an item, an ability, some cash, and characters from the movie world you just experienced.
Hong Zhennan's martial arts was drawn in "Ip Man 2", Gundam's gambling skills were drawn in "City Hunter", Qi sword control was drawn in "Domestic Lingling Lacquer", Zhou Xingxing's special abilities were drawn in "The Gambler", Bone-Made Palm was drawn in "The Deer and the Cauldron", Flying Carpet was drawn in "East and West"...
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As a lover of "occult science", Zhou An has always believed that there are gods and goddesses in this world. He has practiced Qigong and learned magic. He once bought several kilograms of secret books at a street stall for thirteen and a half yuan. He also searched for elixir prescriptions in antique markets and practiced elixirs in a microwave oven.
So he is dead! He was poisoned to death by the "Super Grade Nine Transformation Great Return Pill" he had practiced! When Zhou An opened his eyes again, he was sure of two things. The first was that he had traveled through time, and the second was that he had become a eunuch!
He is broken!
In Kaiyuan 372, the Dongqian Dynasty suffered from internal and external troubles. In this year, two major events occurred in the forbidden palace of the Dongqian Dynasty. One was the death of the "Empress of Shendu" who had been seriously ill and had been bedridden for many years. The seventeen-year-old princess succeeded to the throne as the new empress. The other was that a young eunuch named Zhou An died and came back to life.
After traveling through time, Zhou An was surprised to find that all the secrets he had practiced in his previous life could really be practiced in this world!
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This is a world that believes in gods. There are millions of gods here, and the power of the gods touches all aspects.
A priest player of "Dungeon and Fighter" came to this world with the skills of a priest, and then he founded a church, the Meng God Cult.
PS: There are already "Ghost Swordsman" for the ghost swordsman profession, "Gun Master" for the sharpshooter profession, and now this book is about the priest profession.
My name is Ouyang Jing, a time traveler, and my previous name was Ouyang Ke.
Because of time travel, I know many secrets. So I not only practiced the Toad Kung Fu, but also the Nine Sun Magic Kung Fu and the epee sword technique. Now that I have finally accomplished my magic, I am going to Peach Blossom Island to propose marriage, and I feel that I am about to reach the pinnacle of my life.
However, I never expected that this world would actually be a plot world under the control of "reincarnation"!
The reincarnations are here, I have magical powers, they have science! Holding the Ak sniper RPG, Tamar can learn magic!
Now, Huang Yaoshi has fallen under the sniper rifle of the Samsara, and Xiao Huang Rong is also in danger. In order to attract girls, and not to be harvested by the reincarnators, I decided to fight back!
A group of giant dragons moved small benches to watch "Game of Thrones" day and night.
The great elven druids shed tears because of "The Story of Hachiko the Faithful Dog".
Humans and dwarves competed for a legendary card in the Hearthstone tavern.
Even the gods personally came to the mortal world to urge the serialization of the novel "Sherlock Holmes".
In the end, the archdruids started a business of "one-click German fighting", and goblins and gnomes joined the construction of the Internet store.
Set off a cultural invasion from the earth in another world!
PS: This time we won the conquest without relying on force. This time we won through culture. In short, it is a story that focuses on tossing the Internet and games, supplemented by making movies and drawing comics.
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In the fifth year of Huangyou's reign, Guangzhou fell, grain production decreased, and the barbarians sharpened their knives. Even though there were internal and external troubles, the Song Dynasty was full of determination to work hard to govern.
It was also this year that a genius was reborn at Wang Anshi's house, bringing a little lolita with him, and won the applause of the whole house...
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Some people say that he is the conscience of the entertainment industry.
Whoever said this, doesn't your conscience hurt?
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Many years later, people will not remember the pits left unfilled in Eleven, the death of the heroine, and the death of the hero...
He is only remembered for his kind heart.
PS: This article is poisonous. The protagonist is seriously ill and has a strong desire for revenge. It is just for entertainment. There is no need to take it seriously...
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Ever since he was possessed by the Lazy God and had an infinite amount of useful energy in his body, Nan Ming has become lazy...
Everything he does consumes energy, and it hurts not to be lazy!
Take two steps and the wasted energy can turn the flashlight into a laser sword.
Sweeping the floor, the wasted energy can turn the voice assistant into artificial intelligence.
Carrying a bucket of water, the wasted energy can turn the quadcopter into an invincible flying robot.
In addition to food, energy also needs to be supplemented by various positive energies.
Sense of achievement, satisfaction, happiness...
In order to collect more energy, Nan Ming began his dream life as a young man who was lazy, enjoyed sex, and was willing to help others.
The most luxurious thing in the world is to walk through the long streets with you.
Leaving the automated electrical appliance capital and the bustling cities filled with smog, he wants to travel around the world, to isolated islands, swamps, mountains, rainforests... Challenge the most exciting adventures and find the most original food! The charcoal grilled sea lobster and king crab were fragrant, the golden matsutake and chicken quill mushrooms were fried, the camel hump and bear paws were braised in oil, and the fresh and delicious truffles and caviar were served on the lotus leaf plate. My name is Nicholas Dog, and this is "The God of Food in the Wilderness". I'll show you how to survive in some of the harshest places in the world. In my program, hunting, adventure, food, celebrities, survival, beautiful scenery, treasure hunting... Everything is available. Solemn statement: In the parallel world, please do not take your seat!
Introduction: Xiao Yu, who has a Lilliputian country, relies on his size and technological equipment to dominate the Lilliputian country.
Suddenly discovered that relying on the wonders and extraordinary knowledge of the Lilliputian world, I have led the real world to a wrong path...
ps: There are no extraordinary people in the real world, only the protagonist has his own way.
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Time travel is integrated with the mobile phone, and has all the functions of the mobile phone. The true N-core brain runs on multiple cores, scans and records books, calculates and analyzes exercises, and connects to agency clones...
Jiang Xiaobai wants to turn over and become a dragon in one fell swoop!
You may not believe it, but after Guo Dalu's fake phone was struck by a bolt of lightning, a person named "Sun Wukong" was inexplicably added to his WeChat friends.
Sun Wukong has a perverse temperament and will give out red envelopes when he disagrees. He has everything from asking immortals for divination, practicing meditation, praying to the gods, somersault clouds, seventy-two transformations, jade liquid, flat peach and ginseng fruit, nine-turn golden elixir, immortal delicacies and immortal wine...
"Wukong is reading the private chat, I want a red envelope!"
So, someone's happy life officially begins here...
Boruto
Boruto: My dad is Hokage, my grandpa is Hokage, my grandpa's master's teacher is Hokage, my dad's master's wife is Hokage, my dad's master's wife's grandfather and uncle are both Hokage, my dad's teacher is also Hokage, my whole family is Hokage!
Shikadai: Can we not talk about Naruto?
Boruto: Sage of Six Paths is my brother
Shikadai:... Let's talk about Naruto
Boruto: My whole family is Hokage!
Shikadai:...
This is the story of Naruto who accidentally unlocked the seal when he was a child, resulting in Kyuubi becoming his father and Minato becoming his mother.
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Digging a hole, I want to dig it into a villa.
Foraging for food, I want to fill the warehouse.
In a fight, neither the eagle nor the lynx can defeat me!
In addition, I am actually an alien!
Lu Feng, the day he was reborn as a squirrel~
Wen Chao Gong cannot get something for nothing!
Have you ever seen a time traveler who is forced by the system to risk his life just for copying a novel?
Have you ever seen a time-traveler who was forced by the system to be physically punished for saying a famous quote from his previous life?
I just want to make money, why is it so difficult!
System, do you dare not to cause trouble? I might be a fake time traveler!
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The old army commander who died in the apocalypse was reborn as a new century young man (?) Five hundred years after the end of the apocalypse...
"Whenever the BGM sounds in my head, I feel fearless." - Fang Zhao.
He has written three novels, "Star Hunter", "Back to the Past and Become a Cat", and "Original War Chronicles".
Those who receive orders from heaven will live long and prosperous lives.
I have fought for the remaining heroes of the third generation, and with the great righteousness of the world, I hold the three-foot sword to become the king of the world.
The head of King Wei of North Korea has been hung in the North Tower of Han Dynasty.
The Zhao family in South Vietnam is included in the Natu.
The Central Empire, the Celestial Kingdom, is about to take shape.
But this is not enough!
In my eyes, there are only Huns now!
The commander-in-chief conquered the country, captured Shanyu from the north, and brought the crime before me!
90-Year-old Liu Ruian, an otaku who was born in New China and grew up under the red flag, came to the Marvel world inexplicably.
From then on, in order to survive and find a way home, I had to rely on the golden finger that could travel to other worlds to work hard to become stronger.
The mediocre and cowardly Song Baojun unexpectedly opened up his thirty-two personalities, became an all-powerful young man, and reached the pinnacle of his life!
Cheng Yan originally thought he had traveled to the European Middle Ages and became a glorious prince. But the world seems to be different from what I thought? Witches are real and have magical powers?
The witch farming article will carry out farming to the end.
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As a successful, foot-picking man, he was reborn as a student. It was miserable enough to go through the college entrance examination all over again. Why did he even lose the hair on his chest and legs that he was proud of, and he turned into a weakling pretty boy? He couldn't live this life.
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This is a world where scholars control the power of heaven and earth.
With talent, poetry can kill enemies, words can destroy armies, and articles can calm the world.
The scholar picks up the pen and talks about military affairs on paper; he kills the enemy with his men and speaks in a clear way; the scholar becomes angry and talks with each other.
The sage comes and criticizes with words and writings. He can kill people, he can judge the emperor as innocent and make an enemy country.
At this time, the Holy Court holds the civil position, the monarch holds the official position, the ten kingdoms are fighting, the barbarians are looking at it, and the monsters are causing chaos.
At this time, there was no great rise in poetry in the Tang Dynasty, no poetry in the Song Dynasty, no innovative articles, and no new saints in a century.
An unknown boy from a poor family, after his head was smashed, embarked on the road to the Holy Spirit with poems handed down from ancient times and articles that shocked the saints.
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At the end of the Eastern Han Dynasty, the world was in chaos, and Qin Feng crossed over, causing waves. In the Battle of Changshe, Qin Feng, Cao Cao, and Yuan Shao led the Yellow Turban rebellion! When Liu Bei saw Qin Feng, why did he always say that he had ringworm? What happened in Luoyang Mansion at that time? Qin Qingtian rose up and killed Cao Cao angrily. Who did Qin Feng take as his disciple, and named him Wukong, Bajie, and Wujing? Chaiyun's horse's hooves are facing west, carrying Qin Zijin and trotting Cao Yuan Liu. What is the meaning of this? Shi Chang's servants changed, and the generals He Jin, Cao Yuan Liu and others were helpless. Qin Feng had no choice but to take Han Ling Emperor on a "good dream day trip". Look! Whoever unifies the country is crowned the great treasure. Watch! How the unparalleled cavalry swept across the wilderness. Listen! The name of the Overlord is unparalleled in the world. Ordinary group: 465-501-193, hardcore group: 322-087-640. Completed copies of "Three Kingdoms Sweep the World" and "Three Kingdoms Sweep the World" and "Three Kingdoms Sweep the World" have been completed, with never-ending records and complete copies guaranteed.
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