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Look at the good things you did! Is this small temple unable to accommodate you? You are such a genius! The genius boy Bai Xiao's journey of finding his relatives over a thousand miles. Readership 820802261

[Congratulations on inheriting an abandoned world of cultivation] [This world contains the following garbage] [Hazardous waste]: fragments of medicine bottles, broken talisman and ink bottles... [Dry garbage]: Incomplete spiritual swords that have lost their aura, broken coffin boards of the Great Emperor... [Wet garbage]: remaining instant noodle seasoning, remaining abalone-flavored big grain balls... [Everyone is responsible for sorting garbage, please recycle the garbage properly] [You only have one chance to enter this world every day, and you can freely explore (zuo) (si) in this world] [You can freely bring items obtained in this world back to the real world] By chance, Xiang Yi inherited a world of cultivation that had become a wasteland and embarked on the road of becoming rich by recycling garbage... PS: The overall style is as relaxed and funny as ever. I hope you all like it. Official book club: 801482129

To put it simply, this is a story about a bitch and a devil. The devil devoted his whole heart and soul to training the bitch to grow into a great devil of murderers and arsonists. As a result, he discovered that this guy seemed to have gone astray... But it seemed that there were more heroes who wanted to kill them! Jiang Li faced countless heroes in the world alone, squatting on the ground and smoking a pipe: "I just like to see you angry and unable to defeat me..." The crowd was angry! Jiang Li punched the sky, and from then on there was no full moon in the world!

In the era of tribal farming, the world was vast and unknown. With continuous exploration, the ancients were horrified to discover that in this world, all kinds of miracles were coming to the round sky, and there were even super giants with a height of ten thousand feet. The figures of intelligent beasts appeared mysteriously, trampling the mountains and rivers and breaking the earth. Hundreds of years later, in such a dangerous environment, people fought against giant beasts and finally established the ruthless Sumerian civilization. On this day, the wise giant suddenly came and trampled on the entire mountain village and river, destroying the country and annihilating the species. The heaven and earth collapsed, cities collapsed, gods came to punish all living beings? "I'm sorry, you are just ants living in the orchard of my courtyard. The ground is everywhere. When I accidentally passed by, I trampled you to death." The sand table in my yard is used for farming, and the human race and various worlds in the sand table are grazed. Book club group: 859832614

Traveling through a parallel world and having a simple and ordinary family, Jiang Bei just wants to spend his life in harmony and happiness. But he discovered that his wife turned out to be a little star. Star? I don't like my wife to be a celebrity. ... Several years later. Reporter: Hello Mr. Jiang, your wife has such great achievements in her career. Do you have any credit for this? Jiangbei: Yes. Reporter: However, according to our investigation, in the years since Youyou debuted, you have registered 1,958 Weibo accounts, 3,240 Tieba accounts, and major forum accounts to hack her. Some people suspect that you are the leader of black fans who have been lurking in the dark for many years. What explanation do you have for this? Jiangbei: Rumors are all rumors.

Returning to one's roots, the fallen leaves are blown up by the wind, and soar up to 90,000 miles, and the thunder of the shirt shakes the blue sky. The Overlord Returns... QQ book club group: 766900664 (ruler group) 163628634 (ordinary group)

"I'm not a super policeman, I'm just a legend in the police world!" Police academy graduate Xiao Ran had a small goal, to become the best policeman in the world, so he achieved it... PS: Group number [949636533], welcome to join the group for discussion~

When I woke up, I was back in 2016. The great global changes caused by the revival of spiritual energy have not yet come, and Zhao Zijian has begun to move forward alone. At first, he just wanted to be alone and protect the people he cherished, but he accidentally became the god of the new world.

In the vast stars, thousands of races compete, the spiritual tide strikes, and the bloody battle resumes. The security situation in Xingfu New Village, Huayuan Community, Heping Street, Lingshan City is particularly severe. When the street aunts stopped dancing in the square and practiced magic and fighting spirit instead, the legend of Chu Ge had just begun. A new book has been released, "People on Earth Are Too Fierce", please pay attention!

[Hot and relaxing article] Ancient civilization reappears and historical mysteries are solved! Twelve golden figures stand across the earth, and the world is full of crises. He Fang took a knife and stabbed you to level up! If someone stabs you with a knife, He Fang will be promoted to another level. If you stab someone with a knife, He Fang will be promoted to another level! He Fang's classic quotation: "There is nothing in this world that can't be solved by inserting a knife. If there is, then insert two knifes!"... Xin Yi's third novel "Shenhuan" after "The Book of Gods" and "The Gate of Gods" is a fine book. You can collect it with confidence. VIP book club group: 450416188 (all subscriptions required), ordinary book club group: 392767347

Occasionally I have to complain about the system, a man cursed by PUBG. It comes with a scourge circle when it lands, and you rely on the bombing zone to wash your hair. The only resource is a crossbow, and the vehicle never has one bar of oil. Bombing is like the wind, always with me. The road is long and only the poison will accompany you. What? Landed 98K, all the guns shot to the head? What? Landed in the Circle of Destiny and missed the shot? It's not okay for me to be a coward! What, you can't help complaining about being so miserable and cowardly? That's right! "Ding, the complaint value is +1, the system has been activated!" Reader Group 1: 232093723 (full), Reader Group 2: 300236467, everyone is welcome to join the new book "I Am a Dog Planner", you can check it out

Chen Taixuan is a villain. One day, heaven wants him to be a good person...

The fertile fields are surrounded by mountains and rivers, and the father is a high-ranking official and the son is a high-ranking official. Children and grandchildren live in the house and live forever, and they live forever. Because of a judge's mistake, a modern otaku possesses the Tang Dynasty prince Li Chengqian. There is the father who is the emperor of eternity, there is Wei Zheng, who is the mirror of all generations, there is the mother who is the empress of eternity, and there is Cheng Yaojing, the old devil who is behind. But these are not important. What is important is that this is the year of Zhenguan of the Tang Dynasty, and he is the crown prince of this powerful empire; he is the most powerful dude of this era - the second generation of the emperor (the new book "Attack of the Prince Consort of the Tang Dynasty" has been published, friends, come together.)...

This is just a story about a mediocre, ordinary person.

Zhihu: What does it feel like to have the abilities of a druid and a hunter? Answer: You can really do whatever you want. ----This is a hilarious story about an unlucky kid who accidentally possesses the powers of a druid and a hunter, and becomes hilarious.

Strongman, in ancient times, refers to a strong and violent person. The proximate meaning is a person of high ability. What a coincidence, we just want to tell a story about such a strong man.

Lu Shu, a high school student, had his life changed in a car accident. When the era of spiritual energy recovery comes, he will be the leader of this era. Natural selection, the winner is king. ...

On the earth after three fissions, the city wrapped in the steel jungle has been opened up into a battlefield! Tang Yuan is just an ordinary high school student. In this troubled world, he just wants to survive. They never expected that he, who was determined to keep a low profile, would eventually become a terrifying existence in the eyes of everyone, like a great devil!

(The animation "It's Up to You! God of War System" adapted from this book is currently being broadcast on Station B!) Introduction? It doesn't exist, the books are all fake, and the introduction is of course also fake! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Don't touch me! I don't want to take medicine, I'm not crazy! There are always book friends who want to harm me! Hahahaha, you people all want to harm me, protect me! Escort! ! ! ! The group number of the VIP full subscription group is: 229370094 (The new book "Seven Gods" is grandly released, the style is still the same, you can check it out!)

A certain otaku got three lottery draws and one time-travel opportunity from a certain otaku god. With great luck, he won an E-level skin, an A-level skill, and an S-level talent. Therefore, according to the conservation law of "ability-danger", he was sent to the world of Naruto. Assume that the energy that a cell can extract per unit time is 1 joule, a ninja has 130 trillion cells, and the average mental power is 100. The average chakra consumed by each C-level ninjutsu can be converted into 3.6×10^6×100 Joules, and the mental power consumed is 10. The ninja's mental power and cell energy can be restored by 10% every hour. Then please answer the following questions. Please tell me why the original generation was not smart? Please tell me why Obito is crazy about love? Please tell me why Xiao Li is so positive? Please tell me why Naruto is the strongest in Mouth Release? How can Tsunade maintain her composure? This is a story that attempts to use scientific methods to solve the unsolved mysteries of Naruto. (Fog)