The Unqualified Devil

The big devil Hei Lian deceives Jiang Lidao and joins the demon clan. As a devil, you can do whatever you want, kill people and set fires, destroy the planet, have countless beauties, and be very happy! ! Jiang Li slapped the demon king away! The hero said: "Jiang Li's maxim, although I am a little bit mean, I can't feel like I'm a demon!" Even if you become a demon king, you will definitely not become a devil (so far the protagonist is very good, and those who have seen Rabbit Must Die should know that Yimeng Huangliang will not describe the protagonist as a bad person)! ! Jiang Li, I want to be happy, a sunny life! Haha, let's go, find joy, and kill the demons that invade the earth! ! [To avoid spoilers, the story is written simply, read the book yourself if you want to read the exciting story]! ! [Emot=default,17/] [The demons discovered the earth and formed a group to come to the earth to eat living things. The demon king Hei Lian was the strongest and was the first to arrive on the earth. Then, haha] Jiang Li was admitted to the physical body room by a big demon named Hei Lian who came to Earth and wanted to harm the Earth! The Demon King had an accident while passing through the space passage, and he had to stay in the heart of a destined person to survive. The energy that the Demon King uses to sustain his life is the anger, resentment and other negative emotions of other living beings! ! From the moment the Demon King took up residence in Li Jiang, all his power was transferred to Li Jiang, and the Demon King had to rely on Li Jiang to earn negative energy to stay alive! ! [Emot=default,32/] [The Black Lotus Demon King's difficult journey of tricking Jiang Li into becoming a demon begins] The Demon King began to lie to Li Jiang, saying that Li Jiang was the most powerful on earth and could do whatever he wanted. He could have as many girls as he wanted, or as many beautiful girls as he wanted. Why not kill some people first, get some anger to survive, and have some fun? ! Although Jiang Li is a bit mean-spirited, he is a normal person with very upright views. He is humorous and does weird things, but he is definitely positive! ! Li Jiang punched the river, and the river flowed backwards, with fish jumping all over the bottom of the river. The river water flew up to the bridge, making many people wet! Ding dong, (materialized) anger +1, +5 for multiple people, +20! ! The angry Demon King emerged, pinched Jiang Li's neck and cursed, "We are the Demon King, what you are doing is too embarrassing for the Demons!" (The setting in the book is that the devil himself can control who he incarnates and can see it)! ! When Jiang Li encounters injustice, he will shout, "Scumbag, what about a punch from me?" ! Congratulations, answer, wrong! ! [Emot=default,47/] [Watch Li Jiang show off his cheap energy that he has cultivated for 23 years in a fresh and refined manner]! ! Story 1: Jiang Li was in the park and saw two beauties sitting on chairs chatting. There was a wretched robber hiding in the grass behind the two beauties looking for an opportunity to do evil! Jiang Li ran towards the two beauties, reaching for the murder weapon of one! Hehe, he grabbed a mineral water from the beauty's hand and ran away. He turned back and pointed at the beauty's murder weapon, and made a "harmless" gesture with his hand gesture! Then, the two beauties held up their high heels and angrily chased Li Jiang Juechen away! ! Story 2: The Demon King tricked Jiang Li into destroying the earth again, saying that after absorbing anger, his lifespan would be hundreds or thousands of years, which was no longer a dream! ! Jiang Li just woke up and stood by the window. He saw a naughty kid downstairs holding a lighter and trying hard to change the sky monkey. As soon as he lit it, a gust of wind blew him back in front of the naughty kid. The naughty kid was frightened! ! Jiang Li shouted, took out the ancestral artifact, and poured it out in a heavy rain! ! The child's mother heard the cry and looked up from the window, just in time to see Jiang Li putting back the ancestral artifact and fastening his belt! Suddenly furious, the scumbag had no virtue and peed on the child (the child's mother didn't know that the naughty child was almost injured by the Sky Monkey)! Immediately, he ran to Jiang Li's door with a kitchen knife. With a clang, he opened the door and chopped you to death! ! [Later, the child's mother found out the truth and made fried golden-yellow bitter melon dumplings as a thank you. The devil squealed after eating them. From then on, he became obsessed with the delicious... Fried bitter gourd dumplings of the orphans and widows upstairs, and vowed to protect their health to the death]! ! Story 3: Jiang Li took the Demon King out to eat crayfish and saw a mother next door crying. Jiang Li listened to the concierge and knew that she was having trouble with her child! ! Jiang Li came to the roadside and saw a loli sitting there crying. She was the daughter of the mother upstairs! ! Demon King Black Lotus came out and said with a smile, this is a good opportunity to get out of singles! A dark, deserted street, a little girl who ran away from home and was left unattended! You look in good shape! ! After saying that, Hei Lian ran directly in front of the little girl, lay there and looked at the little girl's face, then ran over with a sly smile and said to Jiang Li, she is very beautiful! ! Jiang Li slapped the Demon King without saying a word and cursed, "Get lost!" This child is probably not even ten years old yet! ! Hei Lian was stunned for a moment, uh... Really? Okay, I just looked at the gender and didn't pay attention to the age! ! Jiang Li came over, sat down next to the girl, and asked, Hey... Kid, what's wrong? Why are you crying alone here? ! When the little girl heard this, she raised her head slightly. Sure enough, as Hei Lian said, although she is still young, she has a very delicate little face, big eyes, small mouth, willow-shaped eyebrows, and two small dimples. No matter how you look at it, she is a beauty! ! [Emot=default,41/] [Hey, this is very funny, Jiang Li deliberately scared the little girl who ran away from home to go home]! Jiang Li chuckled, looked at the little girl with a ferocious and lewd expression, rubbed his hands, and drooled, "Little girl, you see there's no one around, why don't you go to your brother's house!" ! Then, I saw that in the building where Jiang Li lived, the stair lights were lighting up layer by layer (the little loli fled home), and the stair lights were quickly lighting up layer by layer! When the lights came on on the first floor, Jiang Li saw a woman rushing out with a kitchen knife in her hand. Like a furious lioness, she stared at Jiang Li and yelled, "You stinking hooligan, how dare you take advantage of my daughter?" I'll chop you! ! Then a man ran down, holding a machete in his hand! ! Wow, hey, hey, Jiang Li finished his good deeds without leaving his name, and took Hei Lian and ran away to eat crayfish! ! Story 4: Jiang Li came to the restaurant and said directly, don't talk nonsense, let's start with 10,000 yuan of crayfish as an appetizer, and compete with the devil to grab the crayfish! ! Story 5: Hei Lian chuckled, "I didn't say I would be fine now... I'm still angry. I can't be coaxed. The angrier I get, the more I want to eat... Come on, do it. I want to kill this pot of crayfish!" ! I'm not happy when I'm with us. We kill the enemies one by one! Now that you are here, you can only kill these things pot by pot... Crayfish... Ugh... It's so painful! ! One hundred stories: The bitch rabbit dreamed that Huang Liang was sweating all over his face, oh my, he was sweating all over his face, sitting in front of the computer, his hands were flying like pop, pop, pop, pop! Typing update (unqualified big devil)! !

I like it very much, give the author a small reward!

The author is great. Update soon. Strong request to break the author's legs and write 10 chapters every day 😂 Strong request to break the author's legs and write 10 chapters every day 😂

To be honest, I thought this novel was very good because of its funny elements, because other novels are either cold or about having a harem. If I don't like it, I haven't found any funny ones, so I think it's pretty good (personally)

1. "The brain is your most important organ" - this is what the brain tells you. 2. When you suddenly hear someone calling your name, it is possible that in a certain ward your family is trying their best to call you who has become a vegetative state. 3. I just learned a new term that I had never seen before the day before, and the next day that term will appear in front of me through various channels. 4. Gene did not expect that the brain he had cultivated would begin to threaten his existence. 5. There is a big imaginary idea that the air in this world smells odorless. Is it because we have been accustomed to smelling this smell since childhood and we define the air as odorless? If an alien came, would he think the earth stinks? . . 6. Whose voice is used when reciting words silently? 7. If you think about what happened when you were a child now, will you find that everything is viewed from the third-person perspective, but you obviously experienced everything yourself, so who is viewing it from the third-person perspective? 8. When looking at the wormhole theory of physics, it is said that everything has gaps. You also have gaps, things smaller than your skin pass through your skin, blood vessels, brain, eyes, belly... You are an empty fishing net, things are constantly being stuffed in and floating out. 9. In fact, you are still not sure whether the world you see is the world you have actually experienced or the world you imagined. 10. Is it possible that the earth is just a prison for a high-dimensional civilization? The punishment for crimes in high-dimensional civilization is to be reduced to three dimensions to serve the sentence. For every criminal in a high-dimensional civilization whose dimensions are reduced, a newborn is born on Earth. For every prisoner who is released after serving his sentence, one person dies on Earth. Those who die unexpectedly or die quickly from sudden illness are released early or have their sentences commuted. 11. Above are the parents, and above that are the father's parents, and the mother's parents. And above that are the father's father's parents, the father's mother's parents, the mother's mother's parents, the mother's father's parents... Spread out in a huge fan-shaped geometric multiple of two. From ancient times to the present, if one of these numerous ancestors dies from war, plague, or hunger, and if one of the above marriages goes wrong, then I will cease to exist. 12. We are constructed to serve our genes, not the other way around. 13. Can the three-year-old you and the seventy-year-old you really be considered the same person?

I heard that the author has opened a new pit, so I switched to the monster place again. Why can't the monsters follow me? It's hard to have a similar article about cultivation (crazy. Jpg). Having said that 😊, there are not enough new books to read, there are too few (crazy hint )

1. A friend bought an outdoor watch. The quality is very good. If you fall from a cliff, you won't be damaged, but you will die. 2. Girls send lunch boxes to boys every day. After two months... The boy shyly said to the girl: "The bento is delicious, I..." Before she finished speaking, the girl said, "Really! That was done by my brother. He has liked you for a long time!" 3. Remember it was a cold winter. I don't want to get up to go to school in the morning, so I ask my classmates in the dormitory to ask for leave and just give me a random reason. As a result, the next day, the news of my heatstroke spread throughout the school! 4. Once upon a time, there was a mermaid who fell in love with a human prince. She found the witch and said, "I must see him no matter what." "The witch gave her a potion Said: "Drink it and you will meet the prince, but you will turn into bubbles. "The mermaid drank the potion, and slowly foam began to rise around her. " She raised her head and saw the prince looking at her affectionately and said, "Hey! When the water is boiling, I'll add some sauerkraut to this fish. " 5. "You can use these two hundred thousand to pay for tuition. " Hearing the CEO's tone of refusal, she blushed: "Oh, no! Although my family is poor, I can't ask for your money! " "It doesn't matter, just think of it as lending it to you and pay me back when you have the money. " "Ah... But I have no money..." "Then sell yourself, huh? " The president raised her chin and smiled evilly. She couldn't help but be intoxicated and nodded shyly. Then the president sent her to the Northeast to sell ginseng.

On April 12, a coffin was brought to the Yi Zhuang. That night, Uncle Ying came back. After seeing the coffin, he felt something was wrong. He called his apprentices Wencai and Qiu Sheng and opened the coffin. They saw that the body was green and cold. Uncle Ying's face changed drastically and he shouted: "Hurry up and get the chicken blood, mud, and moss. Plum blossoms!" Wen Cai was puzzled and said, "Why?" Uncle Ying said, "Green Corpse Han!" Wen Cai was puzzled again: "What is Green Corpse Han?" Uncle Ying said, "Green Corpse Han warns! It needs chicken mud and moss plum to eliminate it. If you ignore it, the corpse will start singing, dancing, rapping, and playing basketball at midnight!"

Zhou Yu's wife is Xiao Qiao, Xiao Qiao's sister is Da Qiao, Da Qiao's husband is Sun Ce, Sun Ce's sister is Sun Shangxiang, Sun Shangxiang's husband is Liu Bei, Liu Bei's son is Liu Chan, Liu Chan's queen is Zhang Xingcai, Zhang Xingcai's mother is Xia Houjuan, Xia Houjuan's father is Xia Houyuan, Xia Houyuan's brother is Xiahou Dun, what is Xiahou Dun's name for Zhou Yu?

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