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"Daddy!" As soon as he traveled to the parallel world, he saw an exquisite and cute little girl calling him daddy. Yang Yi was a little confused. Well, Xixi is 100% her biological daughter, and the child's mother is actually a cold and beautiful diva who has passed away. This is going to be a lot of fun! Problems also ensued. How to coax a baby? Yang Yi, who was a lone killer in his previous life, scratched his head. How about telling a story? Yang Yi did not expect that the story of his transfer would become popular all over the world! How to bring back the mother of the child who was angry with me? Yang Yi, who has gained experience, said that there is no problem that cannot be solved by a love song. If there is, then two! Many years later, Yang Yi sighed: In fact, I just want to open a coffee shop that sells feelings, and quietly be a handsome and artistic man. Fans were shocked: Father-in-law, don't make trouble, we are still waiting for our daughter-in-law to star in "That Killer Isn't Too Cold"! What? How dare you take advantage of our family Xixi? Yang Yi angrily drew the dragon blade: Dragon God's のをらえ!

(Completed) Lin Haiwen has brought a game called Valley of the Wicked, where players can do all kinds of evil, so he can speak and act unscrupulously in reality, be tyrannical, scold whoever he wants, beat whoever he wants, bully whoever he wants, and he doesn't have to swallow his anger or feel guilty. Qu Qiuquan, regardless of the unspoken rules - he can also use the villain points contributed by the people he bullies to exchange for countless magical props from the game... - - 2.2 Million to be slaughtered, collect and recommend rewards, please sincerely support [QQ group: 460719545]

Mingzun came to ask me, What is Buddha? What is Buddha? I say that the so-called Buddha only teaches people the principles of peace of mind, abandoning evil and doing good, nothing more. People ask me, how to become a Buddha? I say, if you are a human being, how can you become a Buddha?

The ancestral teachings of Daxu say: Don't go out when it's dark. The old, weak, sick and disabled in Daxu Canlao Village picked up a baby from the river, named him Qin Mu, and raised him with all kinds of hardships. Night fell on this day, darkness enveloped the ruins, Qin Mu walked out of the house... Become a villain rippling in the spring breeze! The blind man said to him. Qin Mu's path as a villain is on the rise! Book club group: 600290060, 624672265, VIP group: 663057414 (with verification) Ordinary group: 424940671

Reborn in a new era, possess the Book of All Laws, unlock the pages of the book, and gain various abilities in movies, animations, and games! "The case of the cult investigated by our city's Police Headquarters on Iron Cross Avenue in the Upper District is being heard today. Seventeen dark wizards were sentenced to death and executed immediately. Also sentenced to death were nine vampires." Hearing the voice on the old radio, Levi wiped the dagger and pistol in his hands and embarked on a path to hunt monsters! This is the post-catastrophic era, where devils and hunters dance together, and gunfire and superpowers sparkle in the starry sky! ... The new book "Fantasy Entertainment Empire" has been published. Please support new and old readers~ I have already completed the work "Heart of Empire", you can check it out~

One thought turns into a sea, one thought turns into a mulberry field. One thought can kill thousands of demons, one thought can kill thousands of immortals. Only My Thoughts... Eternity This is Ergen's fourth novel "One Thought of Eternity" after "Immortal Rebellion", "Seeking Demons" and "I Want to Seal the Heaven"

"Hello everyone, I am a monk from the Eastern Tang Dynasty. I want to go to the Western Heaven to get the special testament of the Buddha." "Today's theme is Journey to the West on the Tip of the Tongue. Let me let the poor monk perform steamed black bear essence, boiled sheep-headed monster, white elephant bone soup, lamp shadow green beef shreds, and three game delicacies from Chechi Country for everyone." "Today, the poor monk's eldest apprentice was captured by a monster and gave birth to a monkey. The broadcast will be suspended for one day." Traveling through the world of Journey to the West, with its own live broadcast system, Tang Monk wants to show the world a real path to learn scriptures. From the Tang Dynasty to the West, Xiniu Hezhou, where demons roamed everywhere, completely became Tang Monk's recipe. Jade rabbit essence, yellow lion essence, white deer essence, goldfish essence, scorpion essence, toad essence... Tang Monk ate all the way to Daleiyin Temple. ... "By the way, this poor monk here has a very serious question to ask you. Which goblin do you think looks the most delicious on the way west?" ... Readership: 598103088 VIP readership: 595969085

Fantasy is reality, imagination is truth. When a false assumption is recognized by reality, no matter how outrageous it is, it is also the truth. 'One hundred percent kill three birds with one stone', 'Forced defense and counterattack', 'Absolute invincibility password'... A super gamma ray burst opened up Bai Ge's mind, allowing him to implant abnormal settings into reality. From the moment his mind connected to reality, Bai Ge intentionally or unintentionally brought many inexplicable and abnormal things to the world. When weird objects that ruined the world's outlook on life appeared in the eyes of scientists, an institution specializing in containing such abnormal things was born... No one knew where the objects came from, and Bai Ge said: He can't let anyone know even if he kills him, the objects are related to him...

When the absolute option appears, if you don't make a choice, time will remain still. If you make a choice but fail to complete the task in the option, time will go back and the absolute option will start again. [Option 1: Kill the Demon King alone with strength] [Option 2: Capture the heart of a thousand-year-old maid in three sentences] If Shi Xiaobai chooses option one, he will be tortured and killed tens of millions of times; if he chooses option two, he will be punished tens of millions of times. Absolute choice (selected 3210 times): "Choose, boy!" Shi Xiaobai: "I choose death!" Shi Xiaobai committed suicide angrily, thinking he was relieved. Absolute choice (selected 3211 times): "Choose, boy!" Shi Xiaobai: "..." (VIP full subscription group: 590323997 (full subscription screenshot required to join the group), General book club group: 420179413, everyone is welcome to join! )

The world is so big and practice is so difficult. Let's do a simple little practice.

This is the story of a warrior from the disconnected city running happily in the world of Naruto. "Don't ask me why a man is called Gozen Ruri, it was the last name I saw before I traveled through time, so I just used it casually." --- Namikaze Minato: "I can fly the Thunder God Technique!" "I can teleport." Hatake Kakashi: "Eat me a thousand birds!" "Thunder barrier!" Moonlight Hayate: "Konoha style - Mikazuki Dance!" "Back jump... Phantom sword dance!" Sarutobi Hiruzen : "Five Escapes - The Jutsu of Large Continuous Bullets!" "Elemental Disillusionment!" Tsunade-hime: "Strange Power!" "Mountain Collapsing Strike... Ah? Can't beat it? Okay then - Mountain Collapse Ground Slash!" Metkai: "Day Tiger!" "Martial Arts "Kami Kick" Uzumaki Naruto: "Wind Release - Spiral Shuriken!" "Fire Release - Spiral Shuriken!" Uchiha Sasuke: "Thunder Release - Kirin!" "In the name of the Emperor of Heaven... The Thunder God comes to the world - Judgment!"

A system with evil spirit, A charming shopkeeper, A charming inn. A seven-star stove was set up, and a copper kettle was used to boil the three rivers. Set up the Eight Immortals table to entertain sixteen parties. He welcomes guests from all over the world and has two evil mouths. When you meet someone you smile, your white clothes change into red clothes. As soon as the people left, the cup was not cold, and a drunken donkey fell beside the table. .............................. Going back and forth for a glass of wine and chatting about Sangma when you have nothing to do. This is a relaxing, daily and funny story about an inn. Book club group: 610072278 The new book "Yaoqi Bookstore" is online. Welcome to collect and pay attention.

After accidentally obtaining a lucky dice and traveling to a parallel dimension where the entertainment industry was lacking, Wang Hao became awesome. The six sides of the luck dice are "very unlucky, unlucky, ordinary, good luck, very good luck, god-level good luck", which are refreshed at zero o'clock every day! "I don't know what kind of luck I will have today, please help me!" After the zero o'clock bell rang, Wang Hao closed his eyes and threw the dice on the table! "Crash..." The dice spun wildly, and when it stopped, Wang Hao suddenly took a breath of air! "F*ck!" I saw it written on the top of the luck dice...------Welcome to pay attention! There are already 15,000 orders for "The Reborn God-Level Prodigal Son", which is a joyful and funny style. If you like it, you can check it out.

"Goldfinger system? Do you think I'm a fool? How can there be any pie in the sky these days? Get out of my head, a new type of fraud? Or is it an alien killing machine training device with hypnotic capabilities?" "No, I am a virtual person. The whispering chaos in the sky, the most feared nightmare of all the creatures in the Southern Cross, the inheritor of the supreme god, and... Your sister. ""... I only have one sister, no sister!" "No, you do, I am an illegitimate daughter, but your father didn't tell you."

The demon god is reborn, who can compete with him? This is a world of demon spirits. People hunt demon beasts, obtain demon spirits, and integrate the demon spirits into the sea of ​​souls to gain powerful power. Because of a book of time and space demon spirits, Nie Li returned to his youth... ~~"The Legend of the Demon God" is a fantasy work carefully crafted by Snail. It will be a unique fantasy story. In addition, the comic of "The Legend of the Demon God" is also released by Tencent Animation at the same time. The painting style is very beautiful. Please support it. ~~

The old army commander who died in the apocalypse was reborn as a new century young man (?) Five hundred years after the end of the apocalypse... "Whenever the BGM sounds in my head, I feel fearless." - Fang Zhao. ----------------Has written three novels, "Star Hunter", "Back to the Past and Become a Cat", and "Original War Chronicles".

The wind is invisible, I want to hunt the wind! Jiuzhou is proud and proud, stealing for heaven! A huge bronze coffin is suspended in a deep valley, and the corpse of a woman in red has been sleeping for thousands of years. The palaces in the vast sea are turning and the stars are moving, and the ghosts of sunken ships in the ice sea are still lingering. Dynasties change, centuries turn, and an earth-shattering storm suddenly sweeps through China. Heroes rise together, demons dance wildly, landslides and landslides, and the situation changes. In times of crisis, in China, there will always be heroes who are not afraid of danger and step forward to protect the dragon veins, explore the Nine Netherworld, seize the sky coffin, and fight the demon stars. Give me a peaceful world in China, and give me a bright world in China! --Remember a little-known legendary history

A ghost wizard from the end of the Dharma era was killed in a car accident. His soul traveled through time and found that he had come to Japan and was possessed by a Japanese man. Just when I was thinking about making a name for myself in Japan, I picked up a newspaper and glanced at it-- Kudo Shinichi, the Sherlock Holmes of Japan's Heisei era, the savior of the police? Damn it, how did I end up in the two-dimensional world? Well, all in all, this is a story about a wizard acting as a passerby in the world of Conan... PS: The author Jun has also completed the works "Refining Ghosts and Cultivating Immortals" with 6.53 Million words, "The Evil Ghost Lord" with 3.65 Million words, and "My Mechanical Octopus" with 2.18 Million words. Friends who are idle and bored can take a look. Well, there is another book called "The Last Immortal Cultivator". This book has been banned, so ignore it... Group number: 512240405, full ~ Group 2: 670934518

"I have already buried Diao Chan, Xi Shi, Xiang Yu, Lu Bu and others, and now I have to bury myself." Zhang Xiaobei, who traveled to ancient times, lay in a coffin and was buried in the soil by his loyal slave. He hopes that he can be dug out of the earth in modern civilized society hundreds of years later... Ps: According to the author's years of research, the shorter the introduction, the more popular the book, including this book. ?(?Ω`?) Book Club Group 592458672

Cheng Yan originally thought he had traveled to the European Middle Ages and became a glorious prince. But the world seems to be different from what I thought? Witches are real and have magical powers? The witch farming article will carry out farming to the end. ----The new book "The Equation of Heaven's Way" has been released, please feed it!