A Few Lighthearted, Funny Reads 推荐几本轻松搞笑的书

1 舰 The Carrier-Based Heavy Infantryman 舰载特重兵 Mao Sanbai毛三百Military1.5M WordsCompleted New book: Journey to the West Begins with Uprooting the Willow. The story of the four Wang Aiguos continues in Journey to the West! Welcome to listen to the full-length solo crosstalk comedy The Shipborne Heavy Special Forces. When listening to this book, please pay attention to your safety. Friends with heart disease, high blood pressure, or who have just undergone surgery should listen and watch only with emergency services nearby! Whenever our ship encounters Force Ten winds and waves, nobody 1Votes197.6kRecs226.5kFans

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New book: Journey to the West begins with uprooting a willow tree. The story of Wang Aiguo and his three companions continues within the Journey to the West! Welcome to the long-form stand-up comedy "Naval Special Forces" Please be careful when listening to this book. Friends with heart disease, high blood pressure, or who have just undergone surgery should listen and watch only if an ambulance is nearby! Whenever our ship encounters a Force 10 storm, no one panics, because there's Mao Sanbai on board! Thank you for your cooperation! Book club: 868-266-643

3 随 Randomly Punish a Lucky Viewer 随机惩罚一名幸运观众 Bao Ju宝巨Eastern Fantasy747k WordsCompleted System: “Host, please complete the mission as soon as possible: capture a dragon alive.” Li Wenqiang: “Not happening!” System: “The Host's attitude is extremely poor. Mission failed. A random lucky viewer will be struck dead.” “…” A thousand miles away, a certain Grand Ascension Ancestor looked up in terror at the heavenly tribulation clouds overhead and cried in despair: “What does Li Wenqiang failing his mission have to do with me? No!” “Thank goodness there's a three-hour time limit. I shoul 0Votes88.3kRecs288.8kFans

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System: "Host, please complete the mission as soon as possible—capture a dragon alive!" Li Wenqiang: "No way!" System: "The host's attitude has been detected to be extremely improper. The mission has been deemed a failure, and a lucky audience member will be randomly killed." "..." A thousand miles away, a certain Mahayana stage patriarch raised his head in horror, looked at the heavenly punishment thunderclouds in the sky, and cried out in despair: "What does it have to do with me if Li Wenqiang fails to complete the mission? No!" "Luckily, there's a three-hour time limit. I should be able to go and catch a dragon for him, right?" "..." Years later, Li Wenqiang finally ascended to the Immortal Realm. Everyone in the entire cultivation world collapsed to the ground: "That jinx is finally gone." "..." This is the story of a super useless nobody without any spiritual roots who, with the "help" of the entire cultivation world, becomes a powerful figure.

4 我 My Brain’s Self-Destruction System 我的脑内作死系统 Cheng Youdao成有道Light Novel1.5M WordsCompleted Cui Jiansheng is sick, and seriously so: terminal cancer. The doctors tell him to go home, eat and drink whatever he likes, and get his affairs in order. But just when he's at his lowest, he discovers that things aren't as simple as they seem. To keep himself alive, Cui Jiansheng grits his teeth, stamps his feet, clasps his hands in a fist, and shouts toward the women's dormitory: “I am Zhang Wuji of the Ming Cult...” This is the story of a protagonist forced by the System into a life of prostit 0Votes36.3kRecs61.1kFans

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Cui Jian is sick, and it's a very serious illness—late-stage cancer. The doctors told him to go home, eat and drink as usual, and take care of his funeral arrangements. However, disheartened, he discovered that things were not as simple as he had imagined. Desperate to save his own life, Cui Jian gritted his teeth, stomped his foot, clasped his hands in a fist, and shouted towards the girls' dormitory: "I am Zhang Wuji of the Ming Cult..." This is a story about a protagonist who is forced into prostitution by a system, a situation she has no choice in. My new book, "Eastern Mythology Descends to Another World," has been released. Please support it! Group number: 375581262

7 兔 The Rabbit Must Die 兔子必须死 A Dream of Millet一梦黄粱Xianxia1.8M WordsCompleted Ever since a cheeky rabbit showed up in the Celestial Court, the homes of the great immortals have all put up banners: “Guard against fire, thieves, and rabbits.” At the same time, the God of Cookery’s Complete Guide to Cooking Rabbits started selling like hotcakes. You can often see a crowd of immortals waving all kinds of magical treasures as they chase a rabbit over hill and dale, shouting, “A group beating is fine, and we don’t care about losing face, but that rabbit has to die!” Bystander A 0Votes402.1kRecs429.1kFans

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Ever since a mischievous rabbit arrived in Heaven, banners have been hung up in the residences of all the gods: "Beware of fire, theft, and rabbits." Meanwhile, the God of Cookery's Complete Rabbit Cooking Guide also became a bestseller. You can often see a group of immortals wielding various magical weapons, chasing a rabbit all over the mountains, shouting: "A gang fight is fine, we can throw away our shame, the rabbit must die!" Passerby A: Why is that rabbit so awesome? Almost every deity knows about it. Is it because it's cute? Passerby B: No! Because it's cheap! No, it's really cheap! Following "The Old Monk Wants to Return to Secular Life" and "The Tycoon of the Myriad Realms Live Stream", Yi Meng Huang Liang has released another new work that will bring joy to everyone! Regular group: 47097449 VIP group [requires 3000 fan points]: 387645012

9 厨 The Immortal Path of Cooking 厨道仙途 Huan Yu幻雨Xianxia1.4M WordsCompleted One day, Song Hao ordered takeout and unexpectedly came into contact with the world of cultivation. But cultivators here didn’t fight over rare treasures or need miraculous pills and medicines to improve their strength, whether they were establishing their foundation or forming their cores. Instead, they stuffed themselves with all kinds of delicious food. Song Hao looked utterly baffled. Had he somehow stumbled into the cultivation world the wrong way? At last, one day, Song Hao discovered that 0Votes127.9kRecs45.6kFans

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One day, Song Hao ordered takeout and unexpectedly came into contact with the world of cultivation. However, the cultivators here improved their strength by building a foundation or forming a core, but they did not compete for rare and precious materials or need elixirs. Instead, they indulged in a wide variety of delicious food. Song Hao looked puzzled. Was there something wrong with how I opened the cultivation world? One day, Song Hao finally discovered that it was all true. Without elixirs or magic pills, ordinary food could also lead to immortality. Watch as Song Hao races down the path of a foodie and forges a broad and prosperous road... Book club member group: Culinary Immortal Path: 176876768

12 史 The Biggest Mess in History 史上第一混乱 Zhang Xiaohua张小花Urban1.8M WordsCompleted I'm truly unlucky, really. Other people transmigrate, while I can only be transmigrated into. Other people pick up girls, while I can only be picked up by girls... At my umpteenth pawnshop, I received a series of clients named Jing Ke, Li Bai, Guan Yu, Qin Hui, and so on, leading to one hilarious story after another. This book is packed with comedy, and cultivation, transmigration, urban life, and romance are all indispensable. That is why it is titled The First Great Chaos in History. 12Votes1MRecs1.6MFans

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I'm so unlucky, really. Others time-travel, but I can only be the one time-traveled. While others are chasing girls, I'm just a girl being chased... In my numerous pawnshops, I've served a series of clients named Jing Ke, Li Bai, Guan Yu, Qin Hui, and many more, leading to a series of hilarious stories. This book is full of parody, and it includes elements of cultivation, time travel, urban life, and romance. Hence the title "The Most Chaotic in History".

13 杂 Makeshift Savior 杂牌救世主 The Little Shepherd Who Reads Along伴读小牧童Urban1.0M WordsCompleted Heard of monsters? How about monsters who sell things from street stalls? A male cross-dressing nine-tailed fox? A Tengu who doesn’t eat meat? Heard of King Zhou with both arms broken? Heard that Jiang Ziya was a transmigrator? If you haven’t heard of any of that, why not click and take a look? Click or not? Why not click? Why put yourself through Hamlet’s dilemma? Don’t miss out as you pass by. Read two chapters, and you won’t lose a thing or get cheated. Once you miss this chance, it’s gone fo 0Votes52.4kRecs27.6kFans

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Have you ever heard of a yokai? Have you ever heard of a yokai who sells goods at a street stall? Have you ever heard of a male cross-dressing nine-tailed fox? Have you ever heard of a tengu who doesn't eat meat? Have you ever heard of King Zhou, whose two arms were broken? Have you ever heard of Jiang Ziya, a time traveler? Since you've never heard of it, why not click to take a look? Order it? Don't order it? Why not order it? Why make yourself go through such a Hamlet-like dilemma? Don't miss out! Reading a couple of chapters won't hurt you. This is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity; that's life. Group 1: 87196032 (Full) Group 2: 157041890 Group 3: 110219737 Group 4: 114594301 Two large groups of 500 people each, thanks to the deputy moderator and Bajie for their contributions. (Six Thunderbolts) 39859922 (2012 Salvation Alumni Association) 44803081

14 机EN Mecha Breaking the Star River 机破星河 Song of Parting Back Then当年离歌Sci-Fi4.0M WordsCompleted Dreams are a reality only those with the strength to pursue them can speak of. This is an age that breeds geniuses! This is an age where heroes are everywhere! The fierce conflict between nobles and commoners, the open and covert struggles between the Federation and the Empire, and forces beyond the borders stirring into action... When truth lies within the range of battleship guns and there is nowhere left to proclaim order, Mu Fan, accompanied by the mysterious intelligent lifeform "Hei" and a 0Votes867.3kRecs557.2kFans

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Dreams are... A reality that only those with ability can talk about. This is an era that produces countless geniuses! This is an era teeming with heroes! Fierce conflicts between nobles and commoners, open and covert struggles between the Federation and the Empire, and restless extraterrestrial powers... When truth lies within the range of warships' cannons, and order has nowhere to be proclaimed, Mu Fan, carrying the mysterious intelligent life form "Black," and with an unyielding will, fiercely tears open this magnificent era of the Great Star River! ============================== (Regular QQ group: 789425516) VIP [Ancient Ruins] QQ Group: 663062689 (Screenshot of full subscription required for entry)

15 修EN Cultivation Chat Group (The Daily Life of a Chat Group) 修真聊天群（聊天群的日常生活） Legend of the Paladin圣骑士的传说Urban8.5M WordsCompleted One day, Song Shuhang accidentally joined a chat group for veteran sufferers of immortal-cultivation chuunibyou. Everyone in the group addressed one another as fellow Daoists, and their profile names were all things like Palace Master, Cave Master, Perfected One, and Celestial Master. Even the group owner's lost pet dog was described as a great demon hound that had run away from home. All day long, they chatted about alchemy, exploring secret realms, cultivation experiences, and such. Then one 114Votes17.6MRecs15.7MFans

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One day, Song Shuhang accidentally joined a chat group for hardcore fans of fantasy novels and chuunibyou (a Japanese term for someone with delusions of grandeur). The group members all addressed each other as "fellow Daoists," and their nicknames were filled with various titles like "Lord of a Palace," "Master of a Cave," "True Person," and "Celestial Master." Even the group owner's lost pet dog was referred to as a "Great Demon Dog Who Ran Away from Home." They spent all their time discussing alchemy, exploring secret realms, and cultivation techniques. One day, after lurking for a long time, he suddenly discovered that... Every single member of the group was actually a cultivator, the kind who could move mountains and overturn seas and live for thousands of years! Aaaaaah, my worldview has completely shattered overnight! Book club: Kyushu No. 1 Group: 207572656 Jiuzhou Group 2: 168114177 Jiuzhou Group 3: 165210665 (New) Nine Provinces No. 1 Group (VIP book club, verification required) 63769632