Rant-Worthy Guilty Pleasures 吐槽爽书

1 我 I Have Countless Skill Points 我有无数技能点 Dongcheng Ling东城令Eastern Fantasy2.2M WordsCompleted “Successfully destroyed a demon spy cell. Reward: 100,000 EXP and 5,000 skill points.” “Upgraded Crescent Arrow. A linked skill is available. Link it?” “Successfully linked the Star Martial Arts skills Boundless Thunder Stab and Star-Moon Sword Dance. Obtained the composite Star Martial Art, Boundless Thunder Shadow.” “System, can you stop giving me points? I want to cultivate seriously.” System: “No, you don’t!” 0Votes176.7kRecs269.3kFans

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"Successfully destroyed the demon spy group, reward 100,000 experience points and 5,000 skill points." "Upgrade skill Crescent Arrow, discover chainable skills, check if they can be chained together." "Successfully linked the Star Martial Skills Limitless Thunder Thrust and Star Moon Sword Dance to obtain the Composite Star Martial Skill Limitless Thunder Shadow." "System, can you not add points? I want to cultivate seriously." System: "No, you don't want to!"

3 功 Cultivation Technique Modifier 功法修改器 Undying Wukong不死悟空Eastern Fantasy1.6M WordsCompleted Shi Yan is reborn in the Nine Domains, a fantasy world, carrying a cultivation technique modifier. Humanity struggles to survive. The Nine Domains world is released to the public as a game. One day, the two worlds merge, and demons run rampant. Shi Yan enters the Nine Domains world during closed beta. On this day, the game has yet to be released, the players have yet to enter, and the demons have yet to make their move… 0Votes367.8kRecs346.8kFans

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Shi Yan is reborn into the Nine Realms fantasy world with a cultivation technique modifier, where the human race struggles to survive. Nine Realms World was released and launched as a game. When the two worlds merge, demons will rampage. The closed beta test of Shi Yan entered the Nine Realms world. On this day, the game had not yet been released, players had not yet entered, and demons had not yet affected the world... Book club QQ group: 371073565

5 超EN The Legendary Mechanic 超神机械师 Qi Peijia齐佩甲Gaming5.2M WordsCompleted Han Xiao, a veteran power-leveling player in Stellar Sea, was thrown into the transmigration crowd by a mysterious force from the East, or rather, from a certain otaku. With a player interface in tow, he became an NPC and returned to the days before Stellar Sea's open beta. He resolutely chose the highest-difficulty class: Mechanic. Warships sail in formation across the stars, star-powered mechs twist through the heavens like dragons, psychic cannons lay waste to worlds, and an endless mechanica 434Votes9.2MRecs5.5MFans

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Han Xiao, a veteran power leveler in Starsea, was thrown into the transmigration army by a mysterious force from the East. He was transformed into an NPC with a player panel and returned to the time before the open beta of Starsea. He resolutely chose the most difficult mechanical class. Warships lined up across the starry sea, star mechs soared like dragons, psionic cannons ravaged the heavens and earth, and an endless mechanical army quietly waited in their personal storage. One person is an entire legion! If it weren't for the players, this book would be a serious and proper isekai (another world) story... As NPCs, normal NPCs offer a full range of functions to players... Issuing quests? Adjusting affinity? Teaching skills? Wait a minute, I recognize all these players. Well, the real world has also returned to what it was ten years ago. Group 2: 157302881 Group 3: 884339155 VIP Group: 547599250 (Requires 10,000 follower points for administrator approval)

8 万 Myriad Worlds Technology System 万界科技系统 Sun Shuai Speaks in Poetry孙帅出口成诗Urban1.5M WordsCompleted The greatest black-tech System in history! He draws an R86 four-cylinder gasoline engine that can outperform a Ferrari 488. He draws Red Queen and Jarvis, capable of taking down any software or hardware company in the world. Black-tech cars, black-tech computers, black-tech materials, black-tech medicine, black-tech spacecraft! Qin Hailang is going to build a black-tech company that spans countless worlds, an invincible black-tech company! 0Votes75.1kRecs164.8kFans

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The most amazing black technology system in history! I drew the R86 four-cylinder gasoline engine, which can easily outperform the Ferrari 488. You draw Red Queen and Jarvis, who can wipe out any software or hardware company in the world. High-tech cars, high-tech computers, high-tech materials, high-tech medicines, high-tech spaceships! Qin Hailang wants to create a multiverse black technology company, an invincible black technology company! Group number for this book: 312069345

9 极 The Ultimate Knight 极道骑士 Silver Frost Knight银霜骑士Western Fantasy1.5M WordsCompleted Sean: Hello, I admire you so much it feels like a mighty river rushing on. Um, could I shake your hand? One day, a certain genius shook Sean's hand in confusion. Sean turned away, laughing to himself: Hehehe, top-tier knight talent acquired. 0Votes256.3kRecs161.5kFans

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Sean: Hello, I admire you as much as a surging river. Um, can I shake your hand? The genius shook hands with Sean with a puzzled look. Sean turned around, laughing wildly to himself: Hehe, top-tier knight talent is in hand.

11 都 The Strongest Descend Upon the City 都市至强者降临 Polar Wind Blade极地风刃Urban3.8M WordsCompleted A 300-jin man accidentally comes across a mysterious bead. The first thing he thinks about is how to shed all this fat. 0Votes284.7kRecs238.5kFans

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A 300-pound fat man accidentally obtained a mysterious bead. His first thought was how to lose all his fat. (The book's reader group is 578937848. Interested readers are welcome to join.) (My new book, "The Rise and Recovery Era," has been released; please support it.)

12 飞 Flying Sword, Seeking the Dao 飞剑问道 I Eat Tomatoes我吃西红柿Xianxia2.0M WordsCompleted The ninth novel by Tomato after Swallowed Star, Desolate Era, and Lord Snow Eagle. In this world, there are fox spirits, river gods, water monsters, and great demons, as well as cultivators who seek eternal life. Cultivators open their spiritual eyes to see demons and ghosts, forge a flying sword to slay enemies from a thousand miles away, and use far-seeing eyes and keen ears to scout their surroundings. The Qin family's second young master, Qin Yun, is one such cultivator... 16Votes17.9MRecs3.5MFans

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This is Tomato's ninth novel, following "Swallowing the Stars", "Desolate Era", and "Snow Eagle Lord". In this world, there are fox spirits, river gods, water monsters, great demons, and cultivators seeking immortality. Practitioners, Opening the Dharma Eye allows one to see demons and monsters. Forge a flying sword, and you can kill enemies from a thousand miles away. With eyes that can see a thousand miles and ears that can hear the wind, it can also explore all directions. Qin Yun, the second young master of the Qin family, is a cultivator...

13 末 My World in the Apocalypse 末世之我的世界 Sanshe Hall三舍堂Sci-Fi1.3M WordsCompleted Wang Haoyu transmigrates to the apocalypse and obtains a “My World” System. It can not only modify buildings, but also exchange for items. He travels constantly between the real world and the apocalypse, fighting to create a paradise of his own. “Hello, I’d like to book a room. What? 88,000 magic crystals? That’s outrageous! No, wait, go ahead and book it.” The prince of a certain federation base. “Help! We’re under attack by a horde of mutated beasts! We need backup! Money is no object, just ge 0Votes61.5kRecs207.2kFans

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Wang Haoyu transmigrated to a post-apocalyptic world and obtained a "Minecraft" system. Here, he could not only modify houses and buildings, but also exchange items. Constantly traversing and struggling between reality and the apocalypse, they create a paradise of their own. "Hello, please book me a room. What? 88,000 Magic crystals? That's so expensive! No, no, no, please book it for me." Prince of a certain federal base. "SOS! SOS! We are under attack by a horde of mutated beasts. We request reinforcements. Money is no object. Please come immediately." - President of a federal government in the south. In the end times, he is God, and he created countless myths. In reality, he is also a god, an omnipotent god in all fields! Reader QQ group: 109368201

15 在 Life in a Japanese Fishing Village 在日本渔村的日子 Sun Shuai Speaks in Poetry孙帅出口成诗Urban1.7M WordsCompleted Lu Junxi was reborn in 1950 in a small Japanese fishing village and acquired the Fishing Tycoon System. It could locate schools of fish, ensuring that every fishing trip brought back a full catch. It could also help him build the greatest fishing grounds in the world. When it came to aquaculture, he was the best! At the time, Japan's distant-water fishing industry had yet to get off the ground, and its coastal aquaculture sector was still undeveloped. Lu Junxi decided he would become the master 0Votes183.9kRecs204.9kFans

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Lu Junxi is reborn in a small fishing village in Japan in 1950. He obtains the "Fishing King" system, which helps him locate schools of fish, ensuring he returns with a full catch every time he fishes. It can help him build the ultimate fishing ground; aquaculture is the best! At that time, Japan's deep-sea fishing industry was still in its infancy, and its near-shore aquaculture industry was underdeveloped. Lu Junxi felt he had to become the master of the Hokkaido fishing grounds! "Wait a minute, there are only five men left in the whole fishing village. Who's going to go fishing with me?" Lu Junxi was dumbfounded.

16 美 The Gourmet’s Supplier 美食供应商 The Cat Who Can Cook会做菜的猫Urban6.0M WordsCompleted “In the distant East, there is a strange little restaurant that has turned down Michelin three-star ratings several times. It’s expensive: a bowl of egg fried rice with soup costs RMB 288. Oh, I forgot, it also comes with a plate of pickles. Even so, plenty of people line up for a table. The restaurant doesn’t take reservations. You have to queue in person, and countless people fly in on private jets just to get in line. Of course, there’s no place to park your plane or your car. The service is 8Votes8.3MRecs3.3MFans

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"In the far East, there exists a strange little shop that has repeatedly refused Michelin three-star ratings. The prices are exorbitant; a bowl of fried rice with soup costs 288 RMB, oh, and it includes a side of kimchi, yet even so, long queues form. They don't accept reservations, only walk-ins, and countless people arrive by private jet specifically to queue, though of course, no parking or landing spots are provided. The service is appalling; customers are expected to serve themselves, clear their own dishes, and even wipe the tables! Good heavens, this owner must be insane." —Michelin Guide Foodie group, everyone is welcome to join and chat: 526149614 Dragon Tiger Fight Main Group: Subscribe to all accounts to join! 577415455 Cai Mao appears unpredictably~

17 神 God-Tier Farm 神级农场 Tenderness in a Rifle钢枪里的温柔Urban8.9M WordsOngoing After hitting the lowest point in his life, Xia Ruofei unexpectedly discovers that his ancestral painting conceals a whole world of its own: a pocket dimension all to himself. Inside are a spirit pool that accelerates plant growth, mysterious spirit flowers that can cure every ailment, and a time flow ten times faster than the outside world. Whatever he plants turns out top quality and grows at incredible speed, while any animal he raises becomes remarkably intelligent… From then on, Xia Ruofei 0Votes753.3kRecs352kFans

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When Xia Ruofei was going through a low point in his life, he unexpectedly discovered that his ancestral scroll contained a hidden world, with its own independent little space. The space contains spiritual water that promotes plant growth, mysterious spiritual flowers that can cure all diseases, and it even has a tenfold speed of time flow. Everything planted here is of the highest quality, everything grows incredibly fast, and everything nurtured here possesses spirituality... From then on, Xia Ruofei embarked on a wonderful and unique life, planting flowers, trees, raising animals, and flirting with beautiful women. ※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※ I have completed two novels: "Rebirth: Riding the Waves" (1.3 Million words) and "The Ultimate Playboy" (4.6 Million words). I guarantee my quality, so please feel free to collect and read them. If you're looking for something to read, you can check out my older works. ※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※ [Book Club] 300769830, cute girls are around, come join us! VIP reader group number: 295848872. To join the group, you need to provide a screenshot of your full subscription.

18 虫EN Cultivator of the Swarm 虫族修士 Fish That Doesn't Blow Bubbles不吐泡泡鱼Urban1.5M WordsCompleted Planetary Realm: fly through the sky and burrow into the earth! Stellar Realm: swing a blade one hundred thousand times in a second, and obliterate a million starships with one hand! … This is the story of an Earth boy who accidentally obtained the Insectoid inheritance, rose from an Earthly metropolis, ultimately ventured into the universe, contended with the myriad races of the cosmos, and collided with heaven and earth! All this can be found in Insectoid Cultivator! Here, you will find the b 0Votes65.8kRecs98.2kFans

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Planetary Realm, Flying and Diving! At the Stellar Realm, one can swing the sword 100,000 times per second and single-handedly destroy a million starships! This is the story of an Earth boy who accidentally obtains the inheritance of the Zerg, rises from an Earth city, eventually ventures into the universe, competes with all races in the universe, and collides with the heavens and earth! All of this can be found in "Zerg Striker"! Here you'll find the brilliant civilizations of the universe, unparalleled powerhouses who can manipulate the stars and cosmos with a wave of their hand, and countless super-technological civilizations that readily deploy billions, trillions, or even hundreds of billions of spaceships! My new book is uploaded! Please add it to your favorites, recommend it, and give it a reward. Thank you everyone. I have already completed a novel of 2.77 Million words, and I once updated it with 12,000 words per day for five consecutive months without ever slacking off. Please feel free to add it to your collection; there's no need to worry.

19 炼 The Craze for Artifact Refining 炼器狂潮 Pure Homebody单纯宅男Eastern Fantasy2.5M WordsCompleted An inconspicuous metal card turns out to be a game card from Earth's future. With time accelerated tenfold, a hundredfold, even a thousandfold, endless years give rise to the greatest artifact-refining master of all time! Ancient mountains that have endured for ages give birth to strange mountain spirits; wondrous and varied demon beasts roam the land, alongside divine beasts and super divine beasts with the power to destroy the world. There are flourishing earth ley arts, supreme beings and Ear 0Votes172kRecs151.1kFans

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An unassuming metal card turns out to be a game card from Earth in the future. Ten times, a hundred times, a thousand times the acceleration of time, endless time creates the greatest legendary weapon refiner! Ancient mountains, having endured countless ages, give birth to unique mountain spirits; wondrous and diverse monsters, divine beasts and super divine beasts with world-destroying power; flourishing earth vein techniques; supreme beings and earth saints powerful enough to control heaven and earth; the secret land of immortality, known as eternal and indestructible; and endless earth laws... All of these will make their appearance one by one. This place is full of wonders; it's a vast and amazing world!

20 雪EN Lord of the Snow Eagle 雪鹰领主 I Eat Tomatoes我吃西红柿Eastern Fantasy3.6M WordsCompleted In Anyang Province of the Xia Clan, there is a tiny, unremarkable territory called Snow Eagle Territory! And this is where the story begins! Following Desolate Era, Swallowed Star, The Nine Cauldrons, Panlong, Stellar Transformation, Inch of Radiance, and The Legend of Xing Feng, this is Tomato's eighth novel! 68Votes9.3MRecs3.3MFans

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In the Anyang Province of the Xia tribe, there is a very small and inconspicuous territory called Snow Eagle Territory! The story begins here! ** Following "Desolate Era", "Swallowed Star", "Nine Cauldrons", "Panlong", "Stellar Transformation", "Inch of Light", and "Legend of Star Peak", this is Tomato's eighth novel!

21 机EN Mechanical God Emperor 机械神皇 Assets Skyrocket资产暴增Eastern Fantasy4.7M WordsCompleted In the primary material plane, sorcerers rule over everything. Powerful sorcerers wield terrifying strength, enough to overturn rivers and seas. They capture gods, enslave demons, and colonize and rule one plane after another. Their civilization reaches its height, and they establish one glorious, prosperous, and mighty Sorcerer Dynasty after another. After the Eighth Sorcerer Dynasty falls into decline, powerful gods, wicked demons, cunning devils, and forbidden monsters, one terrifying race af 2Votes399.5kRecs259.7kFans

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In a prime material plane ruled by warlocks, powerful warlocks possess terrifying, overwhelming power. They captured gods, enslaved demons, and colonized and dominated plane after plane, reaching the pinnacle of prosperity and establishing one magnificent and incomparably powerful warlock dynasty after another. After the fall of the Eighth Warlock Dynasty, powerful gods, evil demons, cunning devils, and forbidden monsters—one terrifying race after another—began to stir. Yang Feng, accompanied by an intelligent robot from the Xi Clan, traveled to this prime material plane and embarked on the path of a sorcerer as an alchemist, seeking the secrets of immortality. My completed works include "Invincible Insect Race in Another World," "God Card," "God and Demon System," and "Peerless God and Demon." VIP group 262012178 (full subscription required); Regular group 300847271