Dark, Hilarious, All over the World

I don't know that the blue sky is high and the loess is thick. Only when the moon is cold and the sun is warm, come and fry the life! Billions of living beings are going through hell, wandering in life and death, and suffering and persecution will never end! Duan Ronghun traveled to a foreign land and gained the ability to swallow the spirits of weapons: weapons, calligraphy and paintings, ancient trees, statues of gods, all things have spirits, and I can swallow them all! Duan Rong used this as a foundation, managed carefully, rose to a low level, and finally trampled the mountains and rivers, and asked the sky! [Utensil: Long-handled plain knife. [Weapon spirit level: third level. [Devouring requirements: Host mental power level 3. [Swallowing effect: Mastery of Rakshasa Sword, Mastery of Shura Sword, Mastery of Huangquan Sword, Introduction to Bagua Knife. Duan Rong looked at the devouring effect before his eyes and swallowed in confusion. "Proficient in three disciplines?"

I am trapped in a false story. The story cannot move forward and can only reincarnate. The special soul allows me to remember every reincarnation. After more than 30,000 reincarnations, I went crazy and became the creator who broke the reincarnation and remade the world. Create mythical species from scratch, develop a mythical system, and demand reality from nothingness! ------The new book "Devil's Bible" has been released. Naimus traveled to another world and became a demon. He waited for the perfect wave of his life. So, after gaining part of the commandments and godhead, he stole the god's position step by step and wrote his own Bible.

The life of an insect goes through four stages of development: egg, larvae, pupa, and adult. Human life also goes through four stages of development. The fetus is an egg, the human is a larva, and the corpse is a pupa. After the first seven, twenty-seven to seven-seven-forty-nine days, the human will emerge from the pupa and become... An adult! ! !

The gods are dead and hell is empty. The world is filled with five turbidities, and the six desires burn the heart. Seven kills are waiting for fate, and rituals come from all directions. The nine fears are burned and destroyed, and everything is perfect. Wear a human skin to disguise yourself, Light a red candle and walk in the abyss at night. ... Be careful, there is no one in front of you.

"Have you heard? There is a new demon in the world?" "But that old stone demon who claims to have astonishing wisdom?" "Yes, that's the demon! That demon is very powerful in martial arts. He often uses a wrong secret book to make the entire sect crazy and crazy! And he takes pleasure in it!" "I heard the same! The demon is really crazy!" Half a magical secret book opened Shi Feizhe's path to martial arts! When he became invincible and everyone was shouting for a fight, he faced the rumors and angrily said: "What? Did I practice wrong?" "Impossible! Absolutely not!" "I am clearly stronger with the same technique!" "You can't practice it because you are not talented enough. It is your problem! It is you who are wrong!" "No one knows how to practice martial arts better than me!"

In the volcano, the fairy palace, the mechanism left behind by the sages and powerful men, is eager for successors. The mother risked her life to fight for the treasure seal of the Immortal Palace, and entrusted it to Ning Zhuo before she died. My Buddha Heart Demonic Seal! Transform yourself into a Buddha, transform others into a demon. The person who holds the palm seal lightly carves the heart seal and controls the mechanism like a feather. Everyone is trying to control it, but their spirits are heavy and tired; Ning Zhuo can control thousands of people with one movement, as light as dancing. Ning Zhuo: "Mom, I will definitely live up to your instructions and obtain the Immortal Palace!" Exactly: Immortals and puppets channel the secrets of spirits, and their craftsmanship coincides with the truth. Kaiyu comes to a new realm, and everything is as beautiful as heaven. The ancient bell transmits the law, and the moonlight dances with clear light. The true body possesses all things, who can be the enemy in this world!

Original Heaven, no heroine, no system, decisive killing There is no system, no panel, and no old man at the beginning. Gu Qingyuan, a time traveler with three no means, comes to the Three Kingdoms, a specious hodgepodge of magic modifications. Gu Qingyuan: Fortunately, I have full comprehension level No skills? Look, I'll give you a hand rub No magic weapon? Look, I'll give you a hand rub One person is not enough? I'll make a clone right now and come out With full enlightenment level, I want to rub a transcendental path fruit with my hands. Hey, why does this come with a picking talent? Look what I picked up, a golden finger with the function of traveling around the world! In the great era of martial arts, the spiritual energy is revived and the demon star is born. I am the co-leader of Daxia and will reorganize the country. In the world of cultivating immortals, there are three tribulations and six tribulations. Analyze the demons and resolve the tribulations. I am the Taoist Master of the demons. Gods and ghosts have different ideas, and the thoughts of all living beings turn into red robes. I am the great heavenly official who can relieve disasters and resolve misfortunes. In this way, Gu Qingyuan relied on his full level of understanding and accepted all heavens as resources to achieve transcendence. This book is also known as "My Majesty the Monarch Offline", "The Years of the Demon Lord", "This Yue Lao is a bit strong"...

This is a strange world. Chen Feng, who traveled through time, was surprised to find that there was a trial called infinite copy in this world. Those copies were clearly the various illusory works that he was familiar with. Before entering different dungeons, trialists can choose a camp. [Flesh]: The activity of flesh and blood is greatly increased, and raw food is consumed...[Enlightenment]: The brain operates faster...[Daoxuan]: The speed of learning metaphysical knowledge is accelerated, and the training qualifications are increased...[Secret Meeting]: The inspiration is increased, the sanity value is increased, and the probability is crazy... Different camps and the world created different sparks, and at the moment of choosing a camp, Chen Feng discovered that his camp was different. [Wind Spirit Moon Shadow]: You cannot change or choose other camps, but you can get hundreds of millions of small help.

"Mr. You Xuan, many people believe that the environment in the dueling world is becoming more and more underworld, and the mainstream of autism is prevalent. This is because you, as the new generation of duel king, have brought the wrong trend. What do you think of this statement?" A reporter asked during an interview. "Slander! Proficient slander!" You Xuan expressed anger at this statement. "Why do you think I was the one who misled you?" "This is how a duel is supposed to be!"

Five hundred years after the end of the Great Tribulation of the Gods, Wen Zhong's son Wen Rui believed that the time was ripe, and the Jie Sect revival plan was launched! How can the Western religion, which is reaping profits, prosper by relying on a monkey and the self-directed and self-acted Eighty-One Difficulties. Having a thorough understanding of the way of heaven, there is no distinction between teachings and teachings, but the teachings that provide a glimmer of hope for all things are going to die sadly? However, there are two small problems that bother Wen Rui. One is that his fellow sect members in the human world are the Wudang Holy Mother, whose pseudonym is Lishan Laomu, and the five immortal sisters under the Holy Mother's sect, and the 500 demon junior sisters who were included after the great tribulation. The second is that his qualifications for cultivating immortals are different by hundreds of millions of points. To put it bluntly, like Jiang Ziya, he has no destiny or destiny to become an immortal. Facing all the gods and Buddhas in the heavens and spiritual mountains, how can a mere mortal rebel against Tiangang and change the rain and clouds? Otherwise, let's start by training the junior sisters. ... This is a new work by a 3 million-word high-quality author. The quality is guaranteed, and it is as relaxed, humorous, and imaginative as ever. Please feel free to enjoy it.

Welcome to the hell game. [Enter the copy: Bloody Restaurant] [The position you are applying for is: Delivery Assistant] [Your clients include: a fat house stinking of corpses, a maid who bursts into tears at the slightest disagreement...] [Your colleagues include: a female boss who is too beautiful to be human, a literal cow and a horse, a man-eating tree full of French swear words...] Faced with these sleeping dragons and phoenixes, Liu Zheng, who wanted to be a good man, had no choice but to stop being a good man.

Gui said: "It's great to have friends coming from afar; it's great to learn and practice from time to time." Zhang Sihao (translation): I traveled to a strange school in the Warring States Period, and my teacher was very happy; I was studying and reviewing at the same time, and if I forgot a word, I would be beaten to death by the teacher. Gui said: "When three of us are walking together, I must be my teacher." Zhang Sihao (translation): I am not dead and I have graduated and learned magical powers to make a fortune in the Great Zhou Dynasty. I had a threesome with my teacher and my girlfriend; my girlfriend became a queen, and I had a threesome with my teacher and a female ghost. Teacher, how old are you? Gui said: Don't do to others what you don't want others to do to you. Zhang Sihao (translation): When we come to the Great Zhou Dynasty, hundreds of schools of thought have magical powers that I don't know? Confucian, bring it! Is Kangkang delicious? Military strategist, bring it! Is Kangkang delicious? Bring it all from politicians, doctors... Bring it! I'm fine! I won't eat it! You believe me! Gui said: The world is unified. The saint is connected with heaven and earth. Zhang Sihao (translation): Can I become a saint if the earth becomes like this...?

[Oriental game alien world, top template, quick upgrade] The great god-level player Chu Xiangxia takes all the memories of passing the game and enters the world of Xianwu game. At this time, the plot of version 1.0 Of "Shattered Void" has not yet begun, and the magic secrets and magical weapons have not yet been released. Chu Xiangxia studied under a famous family, read thousands of books, gained great understanding, and began his journey of speed. Any martial arts can be mastered as soon as you learn it, and you will become good at it after a while. Any mechanism formation can be seen through at a glance and destroyed with one move. Learning the art of mechanism can create psychic armor. Learning the art of telepathy can lead to the mastery of soul transfer. Learn to use light functions to control the wind. Learning the formation method can help you achieve Buqimen Dunjia. ... It takes half a year to search the entire map, and one year to ascend to heaven. "It's time to leave Novice Village..." A year later, Chu Xiangxia was invincible in the world. He drew his sword out of its sheath, opened the gate of heaven with one sword, soared into the sky and shattered the void!

"Excuse me, what is the most crucial secret to your success today?" Various lights shone on Chu Junhui's face, deeply imprinting his plain expression on the monument of history. "Reckless! How can one not be reckless when playing martial arts games!"... Two word games, projecting the extraordinary power of reality, turned Blue Star upside down. A game about cultivating immortals, the player mainly focuses on the word "gou", and the love is light and gentle. A martial arts game in which the player's main character is "mang", who dares to be a pioneer but not an immortal.

With his self-study of traditional Chinese medicine, he once noticed that a nurse was three months pregnant and warned her in time, successfully avoiding the tragedy of miscarriage due to the nurse not paying attention. In the end, mother and son were safe. His father, who had been working at a construction site in Africa for three years, hurriedly returned to China and held Zhou Yong's hand to express his gratitude. He also observed the rat droppings in the food in the courtyard and concluded that the rats here had too good food and had some indigestion. To this end, he bought rat poison to help the rats digest. Zhou Yong, a mental patient who firmly believes that doing good deeds will lead to immortality, accidentally crossed the world of immortality after helping an old lady cross the road more than 70 times. However, he did not expect that something happened. "Resurrection! My great-grandpa!" He traveled back to the body of a zombie refined by his great-grandson thirty-two years after his death. He has been rotting for many years and cannot move. Fortunately, there is a game world that traveled through time with him. ... When Immortal Zhou Yong was interviewed and asked what made him live toward death and become the most powerful being, he gestured with three fingers. Just when the reporter guessed that these three words represented what they meant, was it courage? Is it persistence? Is it a struggle? Zhou Yong smiled slightly and said, "You only need to play it for three minutes and you will fall in love with this game like me!"

Game modeler Sean travels through the game he created and becomes the villain boss. I modeled the boss's prosthetic body, and I know your weaknesses better than you do. I also modeled the map, and I hid the easter eggs and treasures in it. This girl's restricted mod was still modeled by me... So, do you want to reach the center of the world above the wasteland? No, I want to solve all the bosses, darken all the positive characters, and make the world more chaotic. "I'm not extreme at all, and I never play with human nature - I'm just a little villain, not a devil who confuses people's hearts." I create, so I understand that this world does not deserve a savior, and it is up to me to overthrow the world I created. Keywords: [Cyber ​​Wasteland], [Science Fiction Superpower], [Villain], [Sinister], [Beat You]

Tan Shuchang thinks that he comes from a scholarly family, and is a member of the youth gold medal list. He is a proper blood-sucking class. He should hold local power, receive endless gifts, spend endless money, live endless years, and have endless concubines. How come he has fallen to the point of becoming a demon cultivator now? After thinking for a long time, he still couldn't figure it out. He squirmed out of the blood pool and decided to think slowly...

Good news: I traveled through time, took the system with me, topped the martial arts wanted list, and became a well-known devil. Bad news: The murder case, the ghost raising case, the massacre of the village, the blood pit of thousands of people, the corpse Buddha in the wilderness... The dog system has all framed me, and I have become a scapegoat, a murderer, and I have become stronger. The reward amount is one million: Congratulations to the host for completing the special achievement and obtaining [Unparalleled Overlord Body]. Reward amount of 10 million: Congratulations to the host for completing the special achievement and obtaining the [Ancient Divine Weapon-Xuanyuan Sword]. ... I am a time traveler. After awakening to the system, I became a public enemy in the martial arts world and the most wanted person. There are thousands of murders in the world. If the murderer cannot be found, there is no doubt that it was me. This is the story of an innocent time traveler who constantly takes the blame for the system and becomes the most powerful demon lord in history.

My name is Li Yannian, and I feel like I have gone crazy. I came through time, brought peace to the troubled times and became emperor, practiced martial arts and became a saint, but in the end I could not live forever. So I made elixirs with flesh and blood, paved the road with corpses, explored Kunlun in the west, Penglai in the east, and traveled across thousands of rivers and mountains, but still in vain. Even though I am invincible in the world, what's the use if I can't live forever? Since there are no immortals or gods here, then I will become a demon! This is the story of an old lunatic who is nearing his end of life, who breaks through his own limits and leads his dynasty to rise in all the worlds! The new book "Shengui: Immortality Begins from the Prince of the Demon Kingdom" has been released. Interested friends can click on the avatar to watch it!

Awaken your natal magical power, kill all living things to support your body, and turn it into endless longevity. Shouyuan can repair injuries, strengthen the deduction of martial arts skills, and cultivate immortality even without spiritual roots! If you mess up the law and cultivate the world of immortals, the immortals are not immortals, just like ants. In the dispute between monks, human life is like a piece of grass. Cheng Mo can't stand it! The righteous path despises me for shouting and killing for evil spirits, but I disdain them. Those who threaten me should be killed, killed, and killed. The devil is led by me? All those inhumane beasts who have no scruples and do whatever they want deserve to die! Man-eating monsters? Haha, it's better to be extinct. Kill to stop killing, kill until their livers and gallbladders are split apart, kill until they flee without their armor! The law of heaven is impermanent? Then I will come to fix the sky! "Killing is to protect life, killing karma is not killing people!"