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Egg Morrissey. Translated name: poisonous eggs. A young man who was seriously ill in bed in his last life was reborn in the world in the Harry Potter stories in his memory. Regarding the coming darkness and the strange and unpredictable magical world, Egger spreads poison everywhere like a wild dog that has escaped the reins. Author: Why don't you follow the plot? Egger: Plot? Does the plot have anything to do with me? I want to be happy! Voldemort: You are very talented, I allow you to become my servant! Egger: That's not how followers are hired... Friend, have you heard of Amway? Voldemort:? ? ? Snape: I swear, Mr. Morisseus, if I catch you cooking hot pot in a cauldron again, I can't guarantee that my Wolfsbane potion won't drip into your pot while you're not looking. Egger: Once upon a time, there was a little Muggle-born witch with green eyes... Snape: Don't challenge my bottom line! Egger: Don't challenge me! This is an unorthodox magical world, Hogwarts with a unique style of painting, please enter with caution!

The source universe is the starting point of all universes and the end point of all universes. The final destination that every living being desires most subconsciously. Whether it is the God of Life sweeping the streets, high-tech creatures selling small discs, the God of Death looking for work everywhere, the tentacle monster driving a taxi, the God of Destruction being beaten, the alchemist selling Dali Pills... Everyone loves and hates this magical place. It is a bizarre place, and it is also a place that leaves people speechless. Actually... It's just the place where you will go in the end if you have no need to die anymore. All right! No one can die, how should we play...

"I just want to put out the fire today, and no one can stop it!" "Lord Ashes, the fire is out, and the king's soul is gone." "Just throw it away, it won't be used anyway." "Lord Ashes, you will die..." "Okay... I'll go find it." In this way, Ashes once again set foot on the road forward, even if he just wanted to be a salted fish. Junyang: 977241310 PS: The content is not that serious, it is more funny. If you don't like it, don't read it. PS2: The new book "The Blessing of the God of Dice" has been uploaded. Please support me~

As soon as he woke up, Russell had a system in his mind that could travel between the heavens and the world. Killers, monsters, witches, aliens, devils, gods... The infinite world has infinite possibilities and infinite adventures, and those who break through the infinite will definitely leave their own legends. From ordinary to immortal, find the end on the road to the heavens! ... Looking at the endless road, Russell touched the system's head. He only had the card from the lottery in his hand... He was a little panicked! ----New book: Becoming a legend in Hong Kong

[The most mediocre LOL article of 2018~Ehehehehe] In 2018, IG won the League of Legends championship for the first time! This is a night of celebration for Loler. Liang Dong, an LSPL jungler who had retired for three years, unfortunately died. Saying goodbye to the website and dials he had treasured for many years, Liang Dong returned to 2015... That era when all the heroes of the League of Legends came together and the devil came again. After being selected by the system, he once again embarked on a familiar path. This time it was different. He appeared on the LPL stage in a completely new position. Free man! They sarcastically called him "Taiwan Balm" and sarcastically called him "Five Rotation". Liang Dong said with an innocent face: I will prove on this stage who is the best snake oil in the world! Won the first world championship for LPL! Fans said: Cute brothers ~ protect our factory and crush the enemy!

Gained the ability to create virtual game worlds. Expanding the size of the game world map requires swallowing up other worlds. As a result, the worlds ushered in the most greedy, cunning, and terrifying existence in history - players.

Originally I wanted to title the book: World Flood, but someone else chose it. Introduction 1: This is the story of a worker who dreams of eating and waiting to die, but is bored to death and becomes a hard-core salty fish who realizes his dream after time travel and plays games. Introduction 2: In the parallel world of 3001, Earth, a team of archaeologists accidentally dug up an "antique computer" from 2019... This book is relaxed and leisurely, and the protagonist has no grudges or grudges. He has a father (living), a mother (living), a sister (blood), a house, and a car. PS: 10000 round copper = 100 square silver = 1 diamond PS: Quality: miscellaneous, ordinary, excellent, rare, fine, treasure, perfect, epic, legendary...

(The new book "Extraordinary Begins by Tearing Up the Script" has been released. Welcome to collect it.) "You are the only player in this game in the endless plane. I wish you a happy game." There is a PS software on the phone that claims to be a game, but is actually a simple picture modification software. After Yan Anqing used it to modify his graduation photo, he suddenly looked like the modified person in reality! After pondering for a moment, he pointed the camera of his mobile phone at the moon... This is a story about a magic modification of the earth! ("The Birth of an Actor" has been completed, and the volume is large. Welcome to taste it!) (Group number 602814829)

Make legendary monsters into delicious food! Today's specials: Hell Buddha jumps over the wall It consists of the flying polyp, the tentacle tips of Cthulhu, the webs of the Deep Diver, the cuticles of Ran Tigos's crab claws, the tentacle tips of the Black Goat Mother Goddess, the eye droppings of the incarnation of Azathoth; vegetarian dishes such as the emperor's hallucinogenic mushroom, the essence of fire, the Yog Bubble, Nyarlathotep's body fluids, and mutated vegetables under the influence of the Color of the Stars. More than 30 kinds of raw materials and auxiliary materials are processed and cooked separately. (The recipe changes as this article progresses) ... This is a world of the dead. Only by constantly traveling through various mysterious worlds to complete tasks can we survive. While others were trembling under the threat of monsters and evil spirits, Tang Yuan's first thought was: can it be eaten... Original copy + game copy + dark cuisine Puzzle escape direction. Welcome to join the book club group: 429278979

[2019's most exciting LOL article] Lu Kai, the former runner-up in the S competition and the number one murloc in the national server. In the S4 season, he retired and spent five years becoming Douyu's No. 1 Brother. In the S8 season, he over-expanded, and with one careless move, the whole network was GG. Lu Kai originally thought that all prosperity was just a thing of the past, and that except for the incense, there would never be a legend about him in the world. Who would have thought that when he woke up, he would go back to the summer in his dream... This year, Korean aid was everywhere in the LPL, and pigs and dogs were fighting against each other; this year, the popularity of League of Legends was at its peak, and the five major platforms were springing up like mushrooms after a rain. In this life, he has changed his mind and has the most powerful cheat. He is determined to abuse the world's strongest professional players and become the most popular anchor in history! In this life, he wants to be at odds with the Great Demon King! (Twenty thousand for old books, high order, quality guaranteed!) Hardcore V group: 1159087548

[High Order 10,000 Premium Aura Resurrection Pokémon Fan] When Lin Zhou woke up, he found that the world had changed. Lao Ma takes emperor penguins to surf in the sea in Los Angeles. The counselor rides a Duduli to work every day. My sister and Dianlong stay at home and eat chicken together. My ex-girlfriend holds Xianyibu in her arms and takes a daughter. The WeChat business purchasing agency sells Poké Balls... This is a world where elves come to reality. Lin Zhou, who has just arrived, said that he was a little confused. There is a Pikachu here that has heatstroke. How about we put it... Communication group: 536354728 Full subscription V group: 312820031 (more than 2,000 followers or full subscription screenshot management to join the group)

"I want to receive a severe beating..." - The Sword of Disaster, the Gravekeeper of the Old World, the Adjuster, the Last Defender of Heaven, One of the Twenty-Four Factors of Destruction, Little Page on Huaihai Road, the Scorching Sun of the Abyss, and the ultimate King of Hell: Huai Shi. . One day, the impoverished Huai Shi suddenly found that the golden finger he had picked up could finally be used... However, this did not seem to be a good thing. In order to make money and survive, he accidentally stepped into this dangerous world. The border beyond the current situation, the abnormality after daily life. Astronomical Society, the Green Sun, the Golden Dawn, the remnants of the world, and the natural enemies of all worlds... Will they survive or perish? This is a problem. So, among these ten thousand and one ways to save the world, choose a direction leading to HAPPYEND.

This is a post-twilight generation where the civilization of the previous generation and the beings named gods and stars are the same. Human beings are working hard to rebuild the second generation civilization and eliminate the previous ideas. No, they are actually replacing them. Steam Age: Steel roars, heavy artillery roars, and riveted warships traverse the ocean. Electrical generation: lights flash, airships, and drones swarm. And that glorious nuclear dawn. The Age of Enlightenment: Finance is in operation, society is hesitating between cyberspace and socialization, new trends of thought, new weapons, and new tactics. Planetary Navigation Generation: battleship control, interplanetary nuclear fighter pilot, and starboard commander. That's where most ordinary people should go. The Great Time Calendar: Human life in the natural human state lasts only 200 years. Human beings in a state of life span of thousands of years and tens of thousands of years. With what attitude will we face the vast universe? ... However, behind the progress of science and technology is humanity, and every progress in humanity comes with a price. A civilization that cannot bear the price will always stay where it is. May the world be filled with "new shoots"

[A bad-looking Kung Pao Chicken] Ever since Jiang Feng accidentally discovered that he could actually see the notes on the dishes cooked by his father, his life has undergone earth-shaking changes... 1. This game has a high degree of freedom, players are invited to explore on their own. 2. This game will not interfere with any of the players' choices, and players are asked to work hard to unlock achievements. 3. All explanations belong to the game. General group: 781556033 New V group: 483090458

Sun Lien, a doctor who has just started his career, wants to become an excellent doctor. When he came to his senses, he found that he had become a loser. The rules for adding updates are as follows: If a single tip reaches 20,000 points, an additional chapter will be added. Since it is nearing the end, there is no guarantee that additional updates will be repaid. From now on, this book will no longer accept admission notices and additional updates from blood donations. Students who have not graduated and are working are not allowed to reward this work - it is not easy for parents to make money, so please think twice when spending money.

After Zhao Yu opened his eyes, he found that he had suddenly turned into a swaddling baby, and he was the grandson of an overlord dynasty. What was even more exciting was that he also had a knife tower ancient ruins system in his mind. But this is actually the most difficult system in history to open. "The ancient ruins system has not been opened. The opening conditions are to complete one of the following two." "First, absorb the souls of two land gods." "Second, ascend the throne and proclaim the emperor, place the ancient ruins in the imperial palace, and all functions of the system will be activated."

Why does the mage yearn for flying swords? Where did the Goblin religion of Scientology come from? Several giant dragons died in the house for hundreds of years because of a few small alchemy items? The noble elves canonizing an unfamiliar book? A door to another world opened in the men's room of the comic exhibition. A new technological civilization stumbled from the forbidden land of life, causing the gods of Taimu continent to panic and the nations to be uneasy. Under the leadership of a time traveler who led the way, Yanguo came into contact with otherworldly civilizations... Years later, someone shouted on that mountain peak, 'I am a genius, why don't I go to the sky? ! '. So the magic light shone in front of the Xiaoyao Gate rising from the ground, and the sword energy spread across the sky. This book is also called "Time Travel Starts in the Men's Restroom at the Comic Exhibition" and "Cultivation and Magic Must Be Grasped". Book club group: 105226239

Elena Kaslana, half-breed Veela, danger level: [Extremely lethal] She eliminated thousands of years of disputes between colleges and made Hogwarts a holy place. She has saved countless endangered magical animals and enhanced the understanding between humans and nature. She promotes the fusion of magic and non-magic, finding a balance between the two. She has countless dazzling titles - the eldest sister of Hogwarts, the Lord of Gringotts, the Third Dark Lord, the apex predator, the enemy of the Scottish round-faced fat chicken, the chief special chef... In her growth experience, there are countless dazzling names, Dumbledore, Grindelwald, Scamander... - Let's interview Dumbledore below. "Hello, can you share some stories about Ms. Kaslana at school?" Albus: I feel so tired and want to retire. Dumbledore: Quick... Quick, I need a quick-acting heart-saving pill! [Caution, female protagonist]

Ordinary salty gold players travel to the Marvel world and get a servant summoning system. When the characters in his fantasy appeared in front of him one by one, he discovered that there was no one in this world who did not carry the most desired wish in his heart. I am your Master, and I am partly responsible for your wishes. But before that... I'm going to spend all my money smoking Heizhen! Book club number: 850443386

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