Perfect Taoist Father

Foreigners openly opened churches to our land in China. As the twelfth generation leader of "Taiyi Dao", how can I live up to my ancestors if I don't open a Taoist church to compete with them? Want to polish your leather shoes? Want to improve your sleep quality? Do you want to surrender but don't dare go to the police station? Please go to the church opposite! If you want capital turnover... Ah bah bah bah! Do you want to be a new young man with faith and dreams? Do you want to be the superhero Spider-Bat-Iron Ultraman who defends the peace of the earth? Do you want to drive a Mercedes in a Taoist robe and turn heads 100%? (What? Are you talking about running all over the streets now? The point I'm talking about is Taoist robes!) Do you want to practice Taoism and become immortal and immortal? Then come to my Taoist temple! Why is it that the Smurf in the church next door is a priest and I am a weak priest? Please call me Taoist Father! Don't pretend to be an uncle in front of me. With the Tao Te Ching in hand, I am your father! —————————— Please confirm that your ethics gauge is full before joining the church. Please do not bring Safeguard, Vaseline, cucumber, eggplant and other prohibited items. Thank you for your cooperation.