Urban Omnipotent System

After gaining an all-purpose System, I ruled the city.

Whatever skill I needed, I learned it, driving my enemies to despair. I'm a freak of nature who breaks all the rules!

Enemies? Get down on your knees at my feet!

And of course, along with all the showing off and face-slapping, there'll be plenty of beauties too. (Just between us, I'm pretty sure even Wei Xiaobao is one short compared to me.)

This is pure wish fulfillment, with no angst for the protagonist. Packed with excitement and laughs, so come on in!