Infinite Random Shots: The Universe Tycoon

On December 21, the end of the world finally arrived! A gigantic meteor appeared out of nowhere, less than an hour away from colliding with Earth! As the entire world descended into madness, Liu Yifei was in his rented apartment, eating delicious instant noodles and watching his favorite cartoons. And then, damn it, he transmigrated! He went back to December 21, 2010, and somehow got his hands on an incredibly powerful cosmic machine! What the heck is this? A game console? What the heck? Monopoly? What the heck? This thing can cancel the apocalypse? What the heck? It only costs twenty thousand yuan? What the heck? If you sell Earth, it’s worth just twenty cents? Sure enough, there’s no end to this ridiculous nonsense!!! All right, my fellow Earthlings, whether you like me or not, for the sake of your happiness, I can only throw myself into the gold rush to develop the resources of the universe! Remember! I’m no legend. I’m just a miserable screwup! I’m going to go from a dirt-poor kid to a cosmic tycoon. Do you think that’s easy!?