The Joyful Immortal

Name: Chu Bai

Identity: Mid-stage Qi Refining cultivator, sect leader of the Four Nothing Sect, handyman, and cook

Personality: Obsessed with money, fiercely protective of his own, thick-headed, and deviously mean when he isn’t paying attention (Chu Bai: I’m innocent, I tell you!)

Ideal: Revive the Four Nothing Sect (ahem, though it won’t be easy)

Wish: Marry his incredibly powerful junior sister, even though she’s only eight months old right now and is known as the cultivation world’s number-one humanoid magical treasure (Note: Baby formula really is expensive!)

Skill: Create a million ghost soldiers (Note: Why are all the million ghost soldiers I raise delicate, rosy-cheeked beauties who love to rob people in groups, gang up on them, and knock them out from behind?)