Warning: Non-Carbon-Based Life-Forms Sighted

Guan Xing received a diagnosis of appendiceal cancer. He thought he'd spend the rest of his days in hospitals, undergoing chemotherapy and losing his hair. But his buddy said, “There's no time to mourn your intestines! Come help me conquer Earth!”

Guan Xing looked down at the diagnosis, then up at the things aboard the spaceship: an angel, a half-robot, and a talking miniature black hole.

“All right. Conquering Earth does sound kind of fun.”