It's the Apocalypse, So Why Am I Still Playing the Tycoon?

Newbie office worker Han Cheng woke up one morning.

The good news: A Tycoon System had arrived.

The bad news: So had the zombies.

The world had ended, and the System was still telling him to indulge himself, quit his job, and face-slap his female coworkers.

Could they possibly already be zombies?

After quitting, it told him to go to the mall downstairs to buy luxury goods and get a haircut.

Never mind whether those luxury stores still had anyone in them, who was he supposed to impress with his new look?

Did zombies care what clothes he was wearing when they bit him?

[Luxury fashion is a tycoon's battle armor.]

[Once you put on luxury goods, passersby will actively step aside for you.]

Was that for real?

Han Cheng put on the clothes he had bought at the luxury store and walked through the mall corridor.

Faced with the zombies blocking his way, ravenous and ferocious,

Han Cheng roared,

[How dare you touch me while you're wearing a T-shirt that cost 89 yuan for a three-pack on Pinduoduo?]

Seeing the expensive watch and clothes on Han Cheng, the zombies seemed to sense an insurmountable rule. They lowered their claws, which had been reaching out to pounce on him, bowed their heads, and retreated to the side of the path, clutching their hems in shame.