Bitter Realm: The Empress Gets Married, So I Flee with My Sister

"You remarried the Female Emperor. I'm taking my sister and leaving. That's not too much to ask, is it?"

"I'll leave Mother Xuan Zun in your care. I hope you attain bliss soon."

"Great figures of the righteous path, how many times do I have to say it? I'm really a demon."

Cang Ming gazed out over the land of Suffering Realm and silently raised his middle finger. "What kind of hellhole is this?! Can anyone tell me what I'm supposed to do? I killed my father for my mother, and now my brother wants to kill his own mother!"

The great figures of Suffering Realm said, "This is your family's mess. Could you stop dragging ordinary people like us into it?"

Cang Ming silently hefted his blade. "You rebellious rabble all want me dead. Then you can all die!"

Gu Yue grabbed the blade in her brother's hand. "Brother, stop killing people. The villains are coming with an army!"

Hao Yue Cang Ming turned to his sister. "Don't bother looking. Those are our people."

Gu Yue was stunned. "Our family is full of good people. How could we have villains?"

Cang Ming waved a hand. "You're wrong, little sis. What good people do we have in this family? Look at our mother, then our father, then our stepfather, and his brothers. Am I right? Where are the good people in our family? Being villains is our family tradition."

Gu Yue silently shed two streams of tears and pointed at Jun Fengtian, who was approaching with his sword drawn.

Hao Yue Cang Ming's eyes lit up. "Well, well! When did a little ball of cotton spring from a crack in the wall of our family? How did someone as saintly as you come along?"

Jun Fengtian looked at the elder brothers and sisters, and his parents across from him. "I've come to reclaim my place in the family."