I Picked Up a Zombie and Started Cultivating Immortality in the Modern World

A torrential rain led Zhao Zhu Yi to find a beautiful zombie who looked nothing like a human and loved making little "tch-tch-tch" sounds.

Among her burial goods, Zhao Zhu Yi also found a mysterious jade tablet that could connect him with a glamorous immortal from a thousand years ago.

Looking at the zombie before him and listening to conversations from a thousand years ago, Zhao Zhu Yi realized he might be about to embark on the path of cultivation...

But when he actually joined the cultivation world, Zhao Zhu Yi was left bewildered.

What do you mean, zombies who have existed since who knows when are the biggest obstacle to promoting cremation? And there's even a hierarchy of zombies looking down on one another?

What do you mean, the Hehuan Sect has integrated online and offline methods, innovatively launching a multidimensional software-hardening project?

What do you mean, cultivators need to use locking pliers to deal with ingrown toenails?

And what do you mean, a cultivator used AI to help with cultivation and ended up getting his qi flow wrong?

Are you sure that's not called cultivation deviation?!!!

Looking at this brand-new, unfamiliar world, Zhao Zhu Yi wore a grin like the one in The First Berserker: Khazan.

Compared with you old hands at Earth Online, I feel like a total rookie...