God, Something's Wrong with This Self-Criticism!

Business in Hell has been getting harder and harder lately.

The punishment facilities have just been renovated, the demon employees still haven't been paid, and the sinners who were supposed to arrive for their punishment have been taking a detour to Heaven, one after another.

The reason, it turns out, is that humanity has mastered a special skill: writing apology letters.

To escape punishment, the dead are pulling out every trick in the book. Some explain their heinous crimes as contributions, some use twisted logic to leave the angels reeling, and others sob as they repent while secretly figuring out how to exploit the rules for another payday.

These utterly baffling cases are all eventually brought before God.

As a judge, He once firmly believed that good and evil were distinct, and that reward and punishment were fair. But as one outrageous apology letter after another arrives, He must not only match wits with the dead and their crooked arguments, but also deal with Satan, who keeps showing up to demand an explanation.

An absurd trial of souls, and an apology ledger recording every facet of human life.

When sinners start sincerely admitting their mistakes, the first to break down is God.