What Genius? I'd Be Better Off Giving Myself a Couple of Acupuncture Pokes

"Anlan Cultivation Loan Platform reminds you that your loan is overdue. Please pay it promptly..."

"You're not working hard enough, classmate! Look at me. I get an injection every three hours to keep myself from sleeping. I'll definitely get into a junior college and work for sixty years! I'll become a dependable pillar of the Immortal Nation!"

"Oh my god! Is that Senior Brother Yang, the prodigy from the junior college? What a remarkable presence! His cultivation is the peak of junior college achievement, and he can even rival bachelor's degree holders!"

"Wait... why is Senior Brother Yang's head pointy? And it looks like he's got a lump on his neck..."

"What do you know? That's the look of a true powerhouse! He's clearly on another level from people like us, who only get three or four injections a day. That's proof of the potential for immortal cultivation within him!"