Kidnapped Mid-Ascension, So I Nuked Another World

[System] [Transmigration] [Unhinged Power Fantasy] [Love Triangle]

At the moment Daoist patriarch Zhang Buxian ascends, a useless System hijacks him and sends him to the world of Tianzhou, where he becomes the notorious useless patriarch of the Northern Mist Mountain Immortal Sect.

His cultivation level is converted, and he instantly becomes a Great Emperor! Your thirty years of waiting to rise again are just as laughable as your sudden vaporization!

The System is the son, and he is the father!

His crazed demon lord junior sister and yandere sword emperor disciple are on their way!

A deranged Great Emperor patriarch and his sect full of deranged protagonists.

Madness? Just a little weathering of life's storms.