Douluo Dalu: Nine Choices from the Start, and I Topple Tang San

“Which four of the following nine options would you choose to transmigrate to Douluo Dalu?” “Twin Martial Souls + Innate Soul Power. Hundred Thousand Year Soul Bone. Three Growth Soul Rings. A Titled Douluo Protector. A top-tier martial arts manual. Succubus physique. Immunity to all poisons. Alchemy. A Storage Soul Tool with ten thousand cubic meters of space.” Just as Lin Yao was agonizing over the choice, he noticed the words ‘Watch an ad to select them all’ and chose without hesitation. He never expected that after sitting through the ad and selecting every option, he would actually transmigrate to Douluo Dalu! And not only that, he’d become an idiot anyone could bully! At this crucial moment, the System’s rewards started pouring in! The Coiling Dragon Staff, a top-tier Twin Martial Soul consisting of a Body Martial Soul and a brain, the beautiful protector Leng Yaozhu, the top-tier Taixuan Scripture, and more all arrived! From the start, he rejects Yu Xiaogang’s offer to take him as a disciple and trounces Tang San. Starting at Nuoding Academy, with a Coiling Dragon Staff and a brain, he sweeps aside all challengers and crushes the Divine Realm! When the gods kneel at his feet and beseech him to ascend the supreme throne, “This Divine Realm is too small.” Instead, he turns around and flies into the endless starry sky with his beloved companions.