The Sword That Subdues Gods and Demons

What do you mean I'm fighting full-powered great demons in an age without magic? What do you mean that after slaughtering for an hour, it'll ascend to the rank of a true god and gain divine powers like foreseeing the future, anchoring territory, summoning wind and rain, and receiving divine might? What do you mean the great wave I've waited my whole life for is a Great Wave missile? “So, did you win or lose?” “I had an epiphany.” At first, I used the Immortal-Slaying Sword. I was unbeatable, but they said I could only win because I was in a wheelchair. Then I switched to the Immortal-Killing Sword. I won every battle, but they said I was putting on a monkey show. So I switched to the Immortal-Trapping Sword. I was invincible, but then they said I dragged things out like a woman. Then I switched to the Immortal-Extermination Sword, and they called me a disgrace who would wipe out the cultivation world. Then I switched to the Primordial Gold Bowl, and they said all I could do was stand still and spray attacks. Then I switched to a basic wooden sword, and they accused me of riding the wave of an overpowered version. Fine, then I'll fight barehanded! They still say I'm a fake body cultivator pretending to be tough! Are you bloodthirsty viewers who respawn on a timer at eight every night? “I, Wu Liezi, have slain great demons, executed ancient gods, and suppressed the Age of Revival. I'm no wheelchair sword cultivator! Bring on the Immortal-Slaying Sword Formation, fair and square!”