Becoming an Immortal Begins by Pretending to Be a Genius

Wu Qianbai was reborn. Good news: I can cultivate immortality, have a Taoist mind and a transparent body, and it also comes with an old man. Bad news: The Tao Xin Tong Ming Body is the holy body of the old law, and the old man is a wanted criminal. Buy one, get one free, and also get a version of the inner demon. Even worse news: There are exams for cultivating immortals in the new era, and authentic universities only teach new methods to become immortals. Wu Qianbai looked at the admissions brochure and fell into deep thought: Can I, the Holy Body of the Old Law, apply to university? Waiting online, urgent! Admissions Office: No. A hundred years later, the geniuses of the New Dharma looked at Wu Qianbai, who had achieved enlightenment faster than them, and collectively broke their guard: "You call this the Holy Body of the Old Dharma?" "Wait a minute, he is the Holy Body of the Old Dharma, why does he know the New Dharma better than me?"