A Caribbean Monster Cookbook

An evil capable of destroying the world is about to arrive. Yet Mr. He Suoqiu, everyone's last hope, is busy in his kitchen. "Three hundred grams of Leviathan tail meat, pan-fried over low heat until golden brown." "Then pour in two liters of griffin saliva and keep it boiling for fifteen minutes." "Next, grind up fifty grams of Kraken eggs, then add them all to the boiling soup. Keep simmering until all the griffin saliva has evaporated." "Finally, add a suitable amount of powdered phoenix feathers for seasoning." "And there you have it, a fragrant bowl of 'Soup of the Four Realms' End'!" He Suoqiu carried the soup to the dining table, poured a bottle of Dracula's blood into a wineglass, and swirled it slowly. "The finest ingredients often call for the simplest cooking methods."