Sky Screen: Immortal Venerable Bro, I Want to Cultivate Immortality Too

Lu Chen had cultivated for ages in the immortal realm, becoming the leader of the number-one immortal sect. After finally becoming invincible, he was ready to lie flat and slack off, when the System he'd been bound to for thousands of years suddenly uninstalled itself and ran away, dropping off a soft, cuddly little girl on its way out.

The short-lived Princess Jinyang of the Tang Dynasty, little Sizi!

"Big brudder, where am I?"

At the same time, the sky screen between worlds opened with a thunderous crash, leaving the rulers and ministers of every dynasty staring in shock!

Seeing his daughter, who should have died young, treated like the apple of someone's eye, eating ten-thousand-year-old vermilion fruits and drinking heavenly nectar from the Netherworld, her chronic illnesses cured in a single day, Li Shimin was so moved that tears streamed down his face. But when he saw his daughter clinging to Lu Chen, he stamped his feet in jealousy.

The First Emperor Ying Zheng watched little Sizi chew immortal pills that could extend one's life by a thousand years like candy and nearly blew a fuse, gripping his Heavenly Questions Sword.

"I've spent my whole life seeking immortality, and yet I'm not even as lucky as this toddler with her two little millet teeth?!"

Zhu Yuanzhang watched little Sizi crack walnuts with an exquisite immortal treasure and slapped his thigh in heartbreak, cursing her wastefulness.

Emperor Wu of Han watched Lu Chen casually pacify the Demon Sect with a single sword strike while taking little Sizi along, and knelt fervently to beg for immortal arts!

Little did they know that Lu Chen had long since seen through the sky screen's spying, and could hear every last one of their ancestors' anguished thoughts.

When a Demon Sect magnate was asked by little Sizi, who tugged at his beard, whether he could be roasted and eaten,

And the great holy lands lined up to give precious treasures to the little girl, the emperors of every world were completely dumbfounded.

"Immortal Venerable, does your sect need a mascot? The kind who begs for food on their knees!"