Dormitory Survival: Sharing a Room and Watching Ads with a Tsundere Campus Beauty

When Su Yang wakes up, he finds himself lying on a concrete floor with the campus belle, the girl everyone adores, in his arms. Before either of them can figure out what’s happening, a chilling System voice announces: [Welcome to Haunted Dormitory!] The rules are simple: When night falls, get into bed. Lying down produces Dream Coins, which you can use to upgrade the door and build defensive towers. If the door breaks, you’re dead! While everyone else cowers behind flimsy wooden doors, waiting ages to scrape together a coin or two, Su Yang stares pensively at the virtual panel that appears before him. [Watch a 30-second ad to instantly restore your door to full health and upgrade it for free?] As the ghosts outside pound furiously on the door, a deafening jingle rings in Su Yang’s mind: “Come hack and slash if you’re a real bro! 999 damage per hit, top-tier loot everywhere!” Thirty seconds later, a golden flash sweeps over the door, turning it into an indestructible steel gate! Even more absurdly, his assigned roommate is Lin Qinghan, the famously aloof campus belle. At first, the haughty beauty draws a clear line: “Don’t think sharing a room means you can take advantage of me. Guard your bed and don’t hold me back.” Later, Lin Qinghan awakens her S-rank [Absolute Replication] talent. Su Yang gets a rare supply pack by watching an ad where you tap to help someone cut prices on Pinduoduo, and she touches it once and gets double the goods! As Su Yang shows off his strength time and time again, the icy campus belle falls for him completely. When a succubus ghost outside tries to seduce Su Yang, Lin Qinghan immediately builds a max-level heavy artillery turret. Her eyes red, she glares at the door: “Dare look at him again and I’ll blast you to pieces! Su Yang, you’re only allowed to look at me!”