Harry Potter: My Summoning Charm Only Pulls Belts

[Harry Potter] [Hardcore God of War] [Comedy and Shenanigans] [Overpowered Protagonist] [Soul Transmigration] [Outlaw] [God of War]

This is an over-the-top, hardcore, close-quarters-combat physical-action power fantasy built on stark contrasts. Don't think too hard while reading, and fans of the original series should beware!

"Professor Snape, can the Summoning Charm pull an enemy's belt away? How can he cast spells if he can't keep his pants up?"

"...Miss Crowell, please be quiet."

"Mr. Ollivander, do you have a wand at least twenty-seven inches long that can smash a skull?"

"...I'll refund you three Galleons. Please let me come back once a month to follow up on my research."

"Sorting Hat, which house do you think suits me?"

"Azkaban! Oh, no! You didn't use magic to kill anyone! S-Slytherin! The basement is huge, perfect for storing fertilizer bombs! Please, put that damn dagger away!"