There's Something Wrong with This Player!

Another early morning, another beautiful day. Games from all over the world have come, and supernatural beings have come to reality. All this seems to have nothing to do with Zhou Yan. Because Zhou Yan, a good student, was late again. On the podium, Lao Zhang was like an elephant in love, stamping his feet and making the ground shake. "Late again? Tell me what's the reason this time?" Zhou Yan scratched his head and smiled. Lao Zhang didn't want to let him go this time: "Last time, you said that you were helping Husky pursue true love. I thought that helping the dog was also helping, so I let you go. Last time, you said that you were helping the uncle downstairs recycle the battery. I thought that helping the uncle was also respecting the elderly and caring for the young, so I let you go. Tell me, what about this time? What is it this time?" It seems that this time I really have to show 100% of my strength. Zhou Yan cleared his throat: "Old Zhang, it's a long story about why I was late, but the short story is actually not that long." "First of all, I did get up early. If I hadn't gotten up early, I would still be in bed now, but obviously I am already standing here, which means that I not only got up but also went out..." "... When I walk on the road, I keep walking forward. If I walk back..." Lao Zhang slapped the table: "Get out of here and stand!" Zhou Yan was about to cry but had no tears, so why didn't he believe him? Give me two more minutes~ A great day – it's over.