Containment Is Work, Disaster Is Life

Working is out of the question. The only way I can scrape by is by acting as a calamity now and then.

Who says calamities are always bad? The calamities around here are pleasant to talk to, and they can even help me with work. Who'd want to be some kind of traitor?

The only problem is that finding a job is pretty difficult. After all, every executive at every company that rejected my application is dead.

I'm not even joking. How about you try rejecting me, boss?