This Is What We Warlocks Are Like

If you are facing poverty now, joining our warlock camp may change your current situation. You will face the following possibilities: There is a 65% chance of becoming a productive warlock and contributing to our new world. There is a 30% chance of becoming a combat warlock to resist the invasion of the dead and safeguard the peace of the Federation. 3% Chance to become an academic warlock and contribute to the academic tower. 2% Chance of becoming torch fuel, lighting up the future of the Federation. "Wait! Did you just say something outrageous?" "Fuel? That's a metaphor, right?" "No, it's literal."