My Wish List Forces Me to Conquer the World

The night before my death, I wrote a huge wish list: fall in love with Xiaomei, eat authentic octopus balls... And unify the earth within three years. After taking the medicine, I regretted it. In my confusion, that ugly "old man" pinched my neck and cursed: "Why should I be buried with you when you die? Get up, fill in the list for me before you die!" I want to lie down, I want to be in ruins, but the big hand of fate always leads me into the ditch. "Old Ji, this earth is too difficult to rule..." "Why don't you go and eat the bowl of small meatballs first? Add double eggs!"