Villain: I Really Don't Want to Work

You wake up and transform into the cannon fodder villain in a cool novel who is destined to destroy his family. According to the plot, you have to repeatedly trip up the protagonist, get slapped in the face, and finally kill everyone in the family. You didn't want to die, so you wrote a resignation letter directly to "Tiandao" who was in charge of the plot, saying that I was quitting. As a result, Tiandao replied: The contract is dead, and if you don't fulfill your duties as a villain, the world will collapse and everyone will die. So you started pretending to be a villain