Chinese Showbiz: Living Off Yang Mi

In the Hong Kong circle, people who are not sexy and do not eat meat praise Yang Mi every day. A bunch of female stars around them end up becoming monks. A bunch of inexplicable and illogical plots that slap themselves in the face are filmed every day. You all understand what I mean.

Eleven years of running around Hong Kong and Taiwan as a shrew, you're not even as good as joining the Kuomintang army in 1949.

If you fawn over Liu Yifei, people will call you a pathetic simp and tell you to keep watching. But if you fawn over Yang Mi, then you're utterly pathetic.

I joined the Kuomintang army in 1949; Hong Kong had already declined.

A reborn person constantly fawning over Yang Mi, I've never seen anything like it in my life.

Speechless. The protagonist has intellectual problems.

I'm so embarrassed! What trashy rap! Rap is the most disgusting thing right now.

The male lead is such a simp. Even after he became famous after filming Shark Stand, he still keeps licking her boots, and he doesn't even get a penny. He's not even assertive. Ugh, I thought he was just pretending to be a simp, but it turns out he's a real simp and a coward. He even has a single female lead and isn't promiscuous anymore. It's unbelievable, so cowardly. I can't watch it, I'm practically bent over.

I didn't want to read any further after chapter four. While the Shallows may have fewer people, the sharks are animated special effects. You filmed it without any footage? Author, have you even seen The Shallows? You just used it like that? The use of source material is so sloppy; it's hard to imagine what the rest of the story will be like…

Disgusting 🤢. If you're easily angered, don't read this. Writing entertainment articles with such a sycophantic style, especially the obsequious kind, is truly disgusting.