Chen Tian: Wait, Who's Actually the Main Character Here?!

My name is Chen Tian, and I bring my own cigarettes!

By all rights, I should be the protagonist, but...

My girlfriend dumped me from the start because my only talent was brute strength. It was supposed to be the classic “I’ll rise again in thirty years” kind of story, but... Before I could even say the words, how come my buddy has top-tier fire talent?

And... how did reciting a poem make him kill all the enemies?

One sword strike, and the heavens split open!

One spear thrust, and every divine beast was wiped out!

One slash, and all the worlds shattered!

Fine, fine... I can put up with all that, but!

Why does he get to show off while I’m the one taking the hits?

Which of us is actually the protagonist, damn it?!

Young Master Bin: Cut the crap. Just tell me, isn’t everything great now?

Chen Tian: Damn, it really is great!!