Son! You Call These Things Toys?

儿砸！你管这些叫玩具？

by Foodie Little Zombie (吃货小僵尸)

Status: Ongoing
Length: 24k Words
Genre: Urban
Subgenre: Urban Life
Updated: 5mo ago
Source: Qidian

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Back in the new millennium, I returned to my family’s rundown little factory. Dad hadn’t yet died of depression...

Great. This time, I’ll punch the Twin Ma Retirement Home and kick the Capitalist Kindergarten...

[Ding! Super Toy System bound to Host!]

Ahem... Right! Our goal hasn’t changed! We’ll punch the Universal Retirement Home and kick the Earth Kindergarten!

But when his dad, Chen Haoyu, saw a two-meter-tall TM anti-missile combat suit, he was stunned...

And then there were TM particle nanotech combat suits, superluminal particle fighters, TM transforming mechs, aerospace carriers, ecological stabilization systems, near-Earth orbital defense networks, Mars-space battleship production bases, and so much more...

Chen Haoyu: Wait! Son! You call this stuff toys?!

Chen Tian: Dad... These really are toys!

Huaguo: That’s right, right? Why wouldn’t these count as toys? They all do! Whatever Engineer Chen says goes!! Don’t argue!!

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