The Career of a Folklore Consultant

My name is Wang Flot, you can also call me Wang Fu. I am a folklore consultant by profession. To put it worst, he is a charlatan. After being around for so many years, I have only learned one thing - to run away. I don't want to leave you here, I have my own place to stay, hahaha. A few days ago, in the United States, I caused a big mess. I was accidentally targeted by the FBI. On the way to escape, I accidentally bombed a church, and by the way, I offended a church with a cross. Now they are hunting me all over the world. All in all, I can't survive anymore. China, I'm back. But I seem to have forgotten one thing. Twelve years ago, I ran away from Guizhou. When I ran away, I thought to myself that I would never come back in this life. The result? The slap in the face was so loud. But the question is, is it really safer for me than the United States? As for those damn church guys, they seem to know better than me what happened back then. Damn it, life is not easy, hooligans are just for fun. Click to see the daily routine of a rogue consultant's escape.