A Review of the Unemployed Cows and Horses

Introduction to "The Awakening of the Unemployed Cow Horse" [This is not a success study, this is a true review of a loser] In 2026, 38 years old, unemployed, the algorithm pushed "New Interpretations of Ancient Poems". After three glasses of white wine, Niu Ma finally decided to write this "Memoirs of a Loser" - who stipulates that only those who have achieved success are qualified to recall? From the wrong application form of Liaoyuan Vocational and Technical College, to the 900-yuan tally clerk in Weihai; from the second-night bathrobe at Caesars Club, to the 2-yuan ticket at the Changchun Talent Market; from the fear of 2,400 points in World of Warcraft Arena, to the blood intercepted by Skyworth terminal at one o'clock in the morning... This is the youth archeology of a generation: • Internet cafe with a 5-yuan wallet and an escape rope made of bedsheets •The flag at the door of Ogg, the regret of Orange Bow and the emptiness of AFK •Wuyang Wuyang in the talent market, Joe Girard's "Good job" •Liuer's light green bra and the tortoise's fist under the moonlight •The big wave of Xintianyou and the mutton restaurant in Ji'an Qiaotou The "Law of Attraction" has deceived me for fifteen years, and who has been spared by "Reincarnation"? From "Is the Golden Scale a Thing in the Pool" to "Secret", from the sour atmosphere of QQ space to the poisonous chicken soup fed by the algorithm - the twenty years of an ordinary Northeastern youth are twenty years of being repeatedly beaten by the times, and also twenty years of struggling to awaken in the increase of entropy. [Reading Tips] This book contains a lot of real critical hits: workplace PUA, online dating overturn, game addiction, NPD personality, blood at one o'clock in the morning, faucet that cannot be turned off... "I'm not writing a memoir, I'm doing an autopsy on my past self.