Douluo Dalu: My Paintbrush Can Draw Worlds

[Comedy + Harem + Tormenting Tang San + Tormenting Yu Xiaogang + Tormenting Ning Rongrong + Tormenting Shrek] Lu Xun awakens a brush Martial Soul. Because anything he draws has zero offensive power, the Seven Treasure Glazed Tile Sect dismisses him as a useless waste, and he is subjected to contempt at every turn. But he discovers a fatal bug: zero offensive power means that using it consumes very little soul power. And these ridiculous gag items come with high-dimensional laws of causality! [Banana Peel]: Even a Titled Douluo will be forced to do the splits if they step on it! [Big Bad Wolf’s Frying Pan]: Guaranteed headshot, with forced stun and birds circling over the victim’s head! [MC Milk Bucket]: Instantly removes any abnormal status. No matter how divine the poison, it’ll be cleansed in a flash! Ning Rongrong picks a fight from the start? One slap, followed by a frying pan, and she’s left seeing birds circling her head and babbling “aba aba”! Ning Fengzhi regrets everything and begs to make peace? Lu Xun casually produces a drawn-out blocked exclamation mark. “I’m done serving you!” He leaves the sect and enters a world without limits. With his brush in hand, Lu Xun embarks on an unreasonable path of dimensional domination and plunder. He claims the Ice and Fire Yin Yang Well before Tang San can. Tang San glares at the pit where even three feet of soil have been dug away, raging helplessly: “This man must die!” From the clever and lovely Shui Bing'er, the cool and delicate Ye Lingling, and the alluring, ruthless Dugu Yan, to the fiery, proud Huo Wu, the bewitching saintess Hu Liena, and the noble angel Qian Renxue… As Lu Xun completely changes the goddesses’ style, the powerful figures across Douluo Dalu fall apart. Years later, the gods of the Divine Realm descend, hoping to pass judgment on this world whose entire style has changed. Lu Xun sighs and points to the countless figures standing behind him. “So, you’re from the Divine Realm? Come on, each of you pick one!”