Douluo Dalu: Birth of the Demon Child, I Am Nezha

[Against Tang San + Against Yu Xiaogang + Against Shrek] “I’m a little monster, carefree and happy…” Nezha, reborn as the Demon Pill, descends upon Douluo Dalu. In his everyday form, he’s a tsundere little boy with his hands in his pockets, chewing on raw lotus root and sporting dark circles under his eyes. When the Demon Pill is unsealed, he becomes the Heaven-Burning Demon Lord, with red hair and golden eyes, wielding the Fire-Tipped Spear and riding the Wind-Fire Wheels! He awakens at six with an innate rank of twenty! Yu Xiaogang brings Tang San to recruit him as a student, spouting theories: “If you don’t take me as your master, your body will explode!” Nezha keeps his hands in his pockets and rolls his eyes. “Big Wet, Big Wet, the only thing you’re number one at is talking shit! Who do you think you are to teach me?” Tang San steps in to defend his teacher, only for Nezha, in his everyday form, to break three of his ribs with a single kick using nothing but his physical strength! Tang Hao, lurking in the shadows, is about to kill, but is forced back by the sudden arrival of the Chrysanthemum and Ghost Douluo. Then Nezha heads with the two Douluo to the Star Dou Great Forest, breaks the seal on the Cosmic Ring, and unleashes the Demon Child! He tears apart a thousand-year-old Crimson Flame Python with his own hands and gains two deep-purple thousand-year Soul Rings, completely shattering the ironclad rules of the Soul Master World! When he returns to Nuoding Academy, he catches Yu Xiaogang giving Tang San a pep talk: “That red-haired freak wouldn’t listen to me. He must have exploded by now…” Nezha kicks open the door, two purple rings circling him, and sneers, “Big Wet, open those dog eyes and take a good look! Your damn theories aren’t even fit to wipe my ass!” When Tang San, having fallen to evil and rapidly become a Soul King by absorbing other people’s soul power, starts shouting wildly in the arena, Nezha laughs as he charges into the sky, his eight arms blotting out the sun. With one thrust of the Fire-Tipped Spear, he shatters the Eight Spider Lances and tramples the hypocrite who holds everyone else to a double standard into the mud! “The rules of the Divine Realm? Those are your rules! I decide my own fate, not Heaven!”