Three Kingdoms: Lü Bu Loves Farming Too Much

Bu Sheng has always loved farming. Wherever he conquers, he plants crops; of course, he can also conquer wherever he’s planted crops.

After graduating, Lu Qiao, an upstanding young man of the 21st century, got a thorough schooling in the ways of society. Once he’d saved up a little money, he planned to return to the mountains near his hometown and put his twenty years of farming experience, which he’d been learning since childhood, to use. He would live a tranquil life, picking chrysanthemums by the eastern fence and gazing at the Southern Mountain.

He’d tend his fields and flowers, then stretch out in a woven bamboo-and-rattan rocking chair, enjoying the gentle breeze and fanning himself with a woven palm-leaf fan. What could be more comfortable?

But fate had other plans. A torrential rain fell on the very day he returned. When he opened his eyes, he was at the end of the Han dynasty, having become Lü Bu, the Han dynasty’s Marquis Wen, the Flying General of Bingzhou, and the fierce tiger of Jiuyuan, who had just seized Xuzhou.

Already weary of fighting, and knowing how Lü Bu’s story would end, Lü Qiao constantly worked to grow stronger, all for the sake of living peacefully for a few years.

But the wolves, jackals, tigers, and leopards around him all had their eyes on Xuzhou, that juicy prize, leaving Lü Bu no peace.

If you won’t let me farm in peace, then I’ll have no choice but to plant you in the fields.