Who Says Philosophy Majors Can't Get into a Big Tech Company!

“Senior, senior! How did you transmigrate and find a job in just one year that pays a million a month and gives you six days off for every day worked?”

“Easy. Want to know how?”

“Yes!”

“Simple! Drop whatever you're doing and go buy a copy of my book, Philosophical Thinking. You can do it too!”

Onstage, Mo Shiqing stood tall and delivered his speech with fiery passion. The audience below threw their arms in the air and cheered wildly!

“Senior! Senior! Senior!”

Nearby, the three roommates who had been forced to transmigrate after the game went live globally watched Mo Shiqing's impassioned speech and all turned away, unable to bear the sight.

A few friends who were close with them sighed, “So philosophy is really popular in another world...”

His roommates from the same major: ...

“Popular my ass! Do you know what he does in that other world? He's a professional killer!”

“Huh? What does that have to do with philosophy?”

“He puts it this way: ‘Studying philosophy helped me understand the connection between myself and the world!’”

“Uh... could you put that in plain English? We're not in your department...”

“In plain English, he studied philosophy until he went crazy...”