Cultivation Sign-In: Ten Thousand Tons of Pig Feed from the Start

Train until your form is like a crane's, and you'll never fear a palace maid choking you...

No, no, no.

Train until your form is like a crane's; beneath a thousand pines, two volumes of scripture.

I came to ask about the Way, and there was nothing left to say: clouds in the blue sky, water in the bottle.

Though I, Zhu Houcong, am not the Zhu Houcong known as Jiajing, nor am I the Emperor of Longevity,

that doesn't mean I won't become the Emperor of Longevity someday.

There's no helping it. I'm in a world of cultivation.

Most importantly, I have a cultivation sign-in System.

Now...

"System, sign in."

[Sign-in successful. Congratulations, Host, you have received 100,000 tons of pig feed.]

Zhu Houcong: "???"